Thursday, 20 May 2010

Alarmist Headline of the Decade

The headline in question was written nearly 3 years ago and considering it's the most fucking ridiculous piece of global warming, alarmist, scaremongering bollocks that I've ever seen, I can't believe it didn't come to light a tad sooner:

Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012

It carries on to say "..... as planet Earth accelarates [sic] into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe"

What the fuck!

So let me get this right, there are 6.7 billion people in the World and 4.5 billion of them are going to die because we've had the odd barbecue summer or two (or not as the case may be). All those people are going to die within 5 years because they couldn't be fucked to drive a Prius* or switch their Sky+ box off standby?

The not-so-easily-shockable Anthony at WUWT
ain't too fucking impressed either.

Shit! I've just remembered that this story is 3 years old so now we only have 2 years left to pay all those billions of pounds of green taxes to our Governments because that's the only thing they say will save us.

Quick! Quick! Run the fuck around now!

Yeah right.

*I reckon more people have died just because they HAVE bought a Prius.
Take this example for instance ..... death by 13amp plug ;-)


Ampers said...

Actually, G.O.T. it's not that bad really. With all those dying two things will happen.

1. There will be plenty of compost to ensure more crops blooming

2. We can burn and smoke to our hearts delight with two-thirds of the population dead.

I say "bring it on"


Joe Public said...

What's the problem?

The Canadian article reports :- ".....western Siberia, the 400 billion tons of methane in permafrost....."

1. Putin's dream come true, with all that extra environmentally-friendly energy to be exploited.

2. The Greenies' wet-dream of making nuclear generation obsolete, now there's sufficient Nat Gas to use.

Captain Haddock said...

Great news .. that should certainly make a significant dent in the immigration problem ..

Anonymous said...

Fucking sandwich board science and journalism hand-in-fucking-hand?

Anonymous said...

Does the 4.5 billion include the
1.5 billion smokers on death row
anyway I am helping to cut down
on human emmissions ,I 've not
farted proper since Ash Wednesday.

Ali Kebab

Barking Spider said...

Hmmm?.... 4.5 billion..... that's the amount that the Agenda 21 Lefty NWO environmental nutters want to reduce the world's human population by..... hmmm?.... I wonder what they have planned for us to make it happen?.... cunts!

Anonymous said...

>there are 6.7 billion people in the World and 4.5 billion of them are going to die
Works for me.

Dick Puddlecote said...

You bugger, that was in my Link Tank for tomorrow!

Sod it, I'll leave it there now. All the better for showing what nutters these people are.