Chilean Miners In New Peril?

This is a genuine screen grab (not 'shopped, honest) and the site I spotted it on can be found here. How the fuck Jonah Brown's ugly fizzog got on that report, fuck only knows, and if all those Chilean miners weren't doomed before they certainly run the risk of being so now. On the other hand ..... maybe they should send the pant pissing, pill popping, global gonad gobbling twat down there for good ..... once they have fetched up all the miners of course.

Cue your very best 'brown miner' jokes .......

Cause Of Tragic Polish Air Crash

The British Prime Minister Gordon Brown

and Polish President Lech Kaczynski,

during their meeting in Warsaw on April 28, 2009.

My sincere condolences to everyone that has been affected as a direct consequence of another Jonah Brown moment.

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England Won't Win The World Cup

24th March 2010, Downing Street
The Prime Minister signs a giant England shirt that is travelling around the country before it is sent to the World Cup in South Africa this summer.

That's it then.

We're fucked!

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Thousands of Cadbury's Jobs To Go

Following a successful takeover bid from Kraft, Gordon Brown has announced today "The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadburys in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."

The curse of Jonah will undoubtedly strike again.

If you work for Cadbury's, you're fucked.

More Cadbury's chocolate HERE