BBC : Hate Crime Figures

Just spotted a report on the BBC webshite about the recently published 2009 Hate Crime Figures. Call me a grumpy old twat if you like but the unattributed BBC report has gone into bias overdrive using the phrase "An Acpo spokesman said 703 crimes were anti-Semitic but the religions of the other victims were not known".

No mention of indigenous, white, christian, heterosexuals being targeted of course but even though this is the very first time that Hate Crime Figures have been published, the bias BBC still manage to squeeze this little beauty in to the report ... "Although data was not collated nationally before 2009, Acpo says it believes there has been a rise in all five types of hate crime."

'Believes'! Fucking 'believes'!

Who fucking 'believes' there's been a rise which you can't fucking prove?

BBC report unattributed and quotes from 'a spokesman'.

Oh yes, the Bias Brainwashing Channel at it's very finest dontcha think.

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Mid-Term USA Election Results Live Blog

A night of high drama and humiliation is expected for the half black Kenyan fuckwit and his dickwipe Democrats ..... and we're going to bring it to you live here on GrumpyOldTwat.

The BBC has systematically ignored the failure of Hoax'n'Change, glossed over the rise of the Tea Party and dismissed the rise of small-government anti-Obama voices as 'kooks' and 'racists'. Tonight will see the BBC's runaway love-in coverage hit the buffers of the US electorate, and we're going to live-blog the humiliation as it unfolds.

We'll be starting at midnight (UK time), and joining in with the readers of Biased-BBC, A Tangled Web, AllSeeingEye and Barking Spider.

Crack open a bottle, or two, of your favourite tipple and join in the fun!

Mid-Term USA Election Results Live Blog Nov 2

A night of high drama and humiliation is expected, on Tuesday, for the half black Kenyan fuckwit and his dickwipe Democrats ..... and we're going to bring it to you live here on GrumpyOldTwat.

The BBC has systematically ignored the failure of Hoax'n'Change, glossed over the rise of the Tea Party and dismissed the rise of small-government anti-Obama voices as 'kooks' and 'racists'. Tuesday night will see the BBC's runaway love-in coverage hit the buffers of the US electorate, and we're going to live-blog the humiliation as it unfolds.

It'll be starting at midnight (UK time), and we'll be joining in with the readers of Biased-BBC, A Tangled Web, AllSeeingEye and Barking Spider.

Crack open a bottle, or two, of your favourite tipple and join in the fun!

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Quote Of The Day

"We had token Tory Iain Dale on who could be relied upon to join in the BBC mockery of the Tea Party people in the States and true to form he lived down to expectations. (Hope the cheque is a good one, Iain) .... we have a Conservative joining with with Dame Helena Kennedy and Marr himself in denigrating those in the Tea Party. Let's see their faces on Wednesday morning ... A guilty Jew, a gay Conservative - the BBC picks its guests very carefully."

Vance on Dale on Marr

More here and the comments are very enlightening too, especially the one about the apparent criteria of how the BBC production staff choose their guests ;-)

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This Is A Joke Right?

Surely this bloke Mitch Benn has got to be shitting me. Hasn't he?

"I'm happy to announce I'm proud of the BBC", he says.

He's even made a video about it and you can download the single on iTunes and everything .... he says.

What the fuck!  Nah .... this is a wind-up, surely ....

Yeah ... he's just taking the piss. He must be. I mean, who in their right mind would also go to all the trouble of  producing a T-shirt to go with it. You know, one like this, which you'd spend  money designing and producing, in the hope that you can sell shit loads of them and make a tidy profit .....

Nah .... this is a wind-up, surely. I mean no-one is ever going to buy one of those fuckers, are they. It'd be fucking pointless to even think of making them. Wouldn't it.

Hmmm .... please tell me this a joke.

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Chilean Mine Rescue : BBC Fail

Over the last couple of days, many of us have been following the epic coverage detailing the amazing rescue of the 33 chilean miners who were trapped below ground for almost 70 days. A heart warming example of how so many different people were able to pull together to ensure a successful outcome for all concerned. No expense was spared by the Chilean government who must be applauded for the way that it conducted the whole affair with dignity and efficiency.

However, it appears that the BBC weren't too slow about sparing their expenses either when it came to providing wall-to-wall coverage of the event. More than 25 BBC staff were dispatched to the Chile for the event. Compare that to the 9 personnel from Sky News, who also provided 24 hour coverage, and the 6 staff sent by ITVNews.

On the positive side though, it appears that the BBC TV licence fee payers actually only paid for 20 of the assorted journos and hangers-on. Oooo..... goody-fucking-gum drops, that's alright then! Err, perhaps not, the remaining BBC staff were funded by ... wait for it ..... the Foreign and Commonwealth office. Oh, for fuck's sake, so even if you don't pay for a TV licence you will still end up paying for the bloated BBC via your government tax contributions.

Twenty five! Twenty-fucking-five!

Christ on a trike .... it only took 16 personnel to carry out the entire rescue!

The bloated BBC ..... surely it's time to put the cash hemorrhaging beast onto a strict diet, once and for all, and abolish the TV licence fee. Failing that .... withhold your telly tax, I've been doing it for years, and then finally the Bloated Bias Craporation will have to venture out into the big wide world and feed it's own fat belly and those of their equally engorged executives.

Ed Miliband on Marr Show + Exclusive Photo +

You can tell Ed Miliband is new to the job can't you ..... Andrew Marr would've already had the 'go easy' message, hours ago, from his Labour biased BBC colleagues. Still, nothing like making sure though, eh Ed.

More Toejam From Toenails

"Many may bridle at his refusal to apologise for Iraq, to condemn David Cameron's planned cuts or to accept that the banking crisis has made the case for more government and more regulated markets."

More government!
More fucking government!

Did I miss something? Who the fuck has decided that we need that then ..... need I ask. You shameless, BBC biasing, lefty labour bum crack sucking, piece of shit.

Incidentally, talking of 'bum crack sucking' (all seems rather popular at the moment - urrgh) how about a caption or two for this rather apt picture of a 'double act', that I happened across ......

The Camera Never Lies

23rd July,  BBC News reports:

Two Muslim women have claimed they were refused a bus ride because one had her face covered by a veil. They said that when they presented their tickets, the driver told them they were a "threat" to passengers and ordered them off the bus. The firm has started an "urgent" investigation because The Muslim Council of Britain said it was "deeply concerned".

(oh, and the report also includes a handy BBC graphic showing the 7 different types of Islamic female garb. How fucking considerate of them)

 

Anyhow, elsewhere in the real world, it appears that the actual chain of events is more than a little different to the BBC version ....

Yesterday, London Evening Standard reports:

A bus driver accused by two students of banning them because of their Islamic dress has been cleared after CCTV showed he had actually barred them for their abusive behaviour.

On-board CCTV of the incident, showed the women banging on the front doors and attempting to board the bus when it had come to the end of its run. They then get on through the rear doors and begin arguing with the driver. They get off and wait for the bus to start its journey back to Paddington - but another exchange follows, and the driver refuses to set off unless they disembark.

Well, just fancy that, no fucking trace of that version of events to be found anywhere on the BBC News website and no mention of the outcome of the investigation either.

Yet more proof, if any were needed, that the BBC have their own agenda and if the truth gets in the way of that, then ....... just lie.

BBC Hide Climate Data

Earlier on today I spotted a headline on the BBC website front page, I've circled it for you on the image below (click on it to enlarge) :

I then clicked through to the main BBC News page and sure enough, it was there too. Once again I've circled it for you on the image below (click on it to enlarge) :

Out of genuine interest, in how bad the whitewash greenwash was going to be following the CRU email hack investigation, I clicked the link and whoa! Just a fucking minute .... looks like I should have kept that appointment at Specsavers then .... but no .... after a few retakes I'm sure that my eyes aren't deceiving me. It's just good old fashioned, totally predictable, BBC bias in action.

Yep. Suddenly the word 'hide' has been replaced by 'withhold':

That puts a totally different emphasis on the story, dontcha think.

I mean, how many people will have read the headline in the sidebars and just thought "Ok, fair enough" and then moved on to something else.

Now I wonder why the BBC would want to do that then?
Trying to hide, 'Hide the Decline' perhaps?

BBC News Quiz No.71

Can you spot the difference between the first police statements, with regard to the description of the perps, and the one issued by DC Tara Powell?

Same sort of idea as last time.

click image to enlarge

My thanks go to Joe Public for spotting it

BBC News Quiz +++Updated+++

Can you spot the deliberate omission from this BBC News 'report'?
It's just one word ........

Click the image to enlarge the bias.

+++UPDATE+++

After firing off an email of complaint to the BBC I was somewhat surprised to see that an updated version of the article has recently appeared ..... it now contains a more balanced description of Eric Illsley MP .......

Oh yes, that's much better thank you.

Rare Unbiased Edition of BBC News

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BBC Repeats

I see that the 'Labour luvvy lefty actorrrr collective' have co-signed a letter in The Observer, defending the unique funding of Gordon Brown's Broadcasting Channel. On closer inspection the list of taxpayer funded Labour propaganda unit BBC supporters appears to be full of..... errr..... repeats:

*Jo Brand, Peter Capaldi, Harry Enfield, Richard Eyre, Stephen Frears, Eddie Izzard, Catherine Tate, Liane Aukin, John Barrowman, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Hugh Bonneville, Jo Brand, Peter Capaldi, Jo Brand, Peter Capaldi, Phil Collinson, Peter Davison, Harry Enfield, Sir Richard Eyre, Simon Fanshawe, Stephen Frears, Nicci French, Romola Garai, Claire Goose, Michelle Hanson, Charlie Higson, Eddie Izzard, Ashley Jensen, Terry Jones, Kathy Lette, Roger Lloyd Pack, Peter Kay, Stephen Mangan, Tony Marchant, Alastair McGowan, Stephen Merchant, Roger Michell, David Mitchell, David Nicholls, Steve Pemberton, Piers Plowright, Jan Ravens, Tony Robinson, Nicola Shindler, Meera Syal, Catherine Tate, Ken Taylor, David Tennant, Rhys Thomas, Harriet Walter, Robert Webb, Arabella Weir, Sam West, Richard Wilson, Susan Woolridge, Stewart Wood

You couldn't fucking well make it up.

Why don't you actorrr areswipes just fuck off back to your chablis and your la-dee-fucking-dar Notting Hill knobhead friends and go and hug a twatting tree or something.

I said, why don't you actorrr areswipes just fuck off back to your chablis and your la-dee-fucking-dar Notting Hill knobhead friends and go and hug a twatting tree or something. (do you see what I did there ;-))

Righteous cunts.


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Desecration Of A Christian Graveyard

 

Have you ever seen or heard anything about the

desecration of a graveyard in Longsight, Manchester?

If you haven't, then it's no surprise because the silence

of the media, on this outrage, has been absolutely fucking deafening.

I wonder why that is then?

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Newsround CBBC MMGW Bias

It seems like the BBC aren't going to let the fact that the UK is in the grip of arctic weather conditions, stop them from keeping our kids on track with regard to global warming.

Following this excellent post from DB over at Biased BBC, I've managed to track down the actual clip of CBBC Newsround that proves you're never too young to be subjected to BBC bias.

Fucking incredible isn't it, how the Blatant Brainwashing Channel and the Met Office propaganda machine will stop at nothing to ensure that our children are kept 'on message', however contrived.

DB sums it up nicely:
Hope that helps to "clear up any confusion" kids. You see, we used to have snow and ice "every week", but because of global warming we get milder weather except when we get the same extreme weather we used to get before global warming. Or something. Anyway, never mind all that because it's been a bit hot in Australia and now it's a bit wet. You see, it's all global warming, children. Just promise you won't flick channels and watch all the news about record snowfalls in China and America, OK? That would be too much confusion to clear up in one programme.

Sit Still Gordon, Says Andrew Marr

Goodnight Vienna has provided this excellent post about Gordon Brown's less than convincing appearance on the Andrew Marr show.

It includes this quote:
"After testy exchanges on the economy with Marr, Mr Brown attempted to storm off the set, was told to sit still and then refused to make eye contact with the presenter."

Well as luck would have it I actually have that piece of footage and have put it together with another interesting observation from the same programme.

Enjoy ;-)

MP Expenses Again! BBC Bias Again!

Fuck me!
Here we go again . . . "MPs will be allowed to appeal against repaying expenses judged to have been overclaimed, says a Commons committee." Headlines a report by the BBC

However, everyone else seems to be interpreting this story rather differently, take The Telegraph for example . . . "MPs must repay all expenses claims deemed excessive by Sir Thomas Legg or face having them docked from their pay, it has been announced."

Quelle surprisé! It looks like Brown's Broadcasting Corporation is in full fucking propaganda mode then!

Incidentally, Guido is reporting that Legg is thinking about having non-compliant MPs pensions sequestered.  So, I wonder how the Blatant Brainwashing Channel will be reporting that one then?

What-fucking-ever!

David Dimbleby Replaced on Question Time

+++Breaking News+++

Dimblebore is to be replaced on tonight's BBC Question Time by John Humphrys because of this incident.

You couldn't make it up.

Please leave your best one-liners in the comments ;-)

BBC 24, Seeks Mature Female 50+

In a desperate attempt to silence the well founded cries of female ageism, the BBC are seeking to recruit a female news reader over the age of 50, for their 24 hour news channel.

Brown's Broadcasting Channel, funded by the licence fee payer and employing arrogant, self opinionated twats like this, would be better suited concentrating on providing unbiased reporting of World events on their news channel, rather than prevaricating about the age, gender and ethnicity of it's presenters.

Presumably, with a General Election looming on the horizon, the British Broadcasting Corruption will continue to present Labour spin and propaganda ad infinitum in a vain attempt to see their masters re-elected, thus protecting their 'all important' tax payer funded income.

In which case one can only assume that their ideal candidate for the position of news reader will be a female transgender lesbian, half moslem half black, preferably disabled in some way, a weed smoking marxist during their University days, with five children by five different fathers and, ideally, about 54 years old.