Hoon and Hewitt and Co

Stop cunting around with this shit,

it's all bollocks.

There's only one secret ballot

that I'm fucking interested in.

A General Election.

I thank you ;-)

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Labour Just Doesn't Add Up

During the worst recession on record, the total number of British-born employees has REDUCED by 625,000. During the same period, the number of foreign-born workers has RISEN by 22,000.

The total number of British-born workers has now slumped to 25,104,000 in the year to June but jobs taken by those born outside the UK has increased to 3,730,000.

2010 +++Updated+++

No end of year lists, or predictions, or Top Ten's from me just a short video that I've put together for your enjoyment which is best viewed with the biggest pair of fuck off speakers you have, turned up to max ;-)

+++Update+++

YouTube and DailyMotion have both been jerking me around with this video which meant that nobody has been able to view it. Bastards! I have now gone back to YouTube and reloaded it again so hopefully you can now actually watch the fucking thing ;-)

A Happy New Year to one and all!

Except, of course,  err . . . . .

(You know me well enough by now to realise who they might be)

2010, Election Year!

I can't fucking wait to get started ;-)

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Queen's Speech Lite

Twatco 0% On Offer

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Previous Twatco fuckwittery available here and here.

Labour Sinks Lower and Lower.

We are so, so Fucked...........

Our contracting economy means that we are ever less able to afford state spending on such a monumental scale.The condition of the public finances is not merely precarious, it is dire – as the Governor of the Bank of England has tried to tell the Prime Minister. El Twato's response has been to stick his head in the sand and insist that there is no need to cut public expenditure.


The Brown Gorgon has repeatedly attempted to frame the election as a choice between "Tory cuts" and "Labour investment". The Tories counter that spending restraint is inevitable because of Labour's borrowing.

That argument was kicked into touch this week by the Bank of England governor, who warned that whoever wins the next election, they will have no choice but to cut spending and raise taxes in order to reduce the unforgivable deficit Labour has run up.

Housing benefit is just one example of Labour's failure to control welfare spending. The total handed out in benefits is predicted to grow to £165 billion this year, which is more than the Government raises in income tax.

Just fuck off Brown, please, I'm begging you and so are millions of others. Just Sodding GO.

FFS Bring Out The Dead

No Change There Then

Whilst our attention is being occupied by the comings and goings at Downing Street (more about that from me later) and the results of the local elections, Gordon Brown has obviously decided that this is a good day for burying bad news.

Full Metropolitan Police Statement

Pass Me The Fucking Shovel

I've Had Enough . . .

The Brown Ultimatum

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