Grumpy Old Twat Doesn't Do . . .

. . . Christmas wrapping paper (celebrity or otherwise) but if he did . . .

Hide the decline by Phil Jones

Troughligate by The 646

Not until the bitter end by New Labour

X Factor fucktards by Jedward

Has she got a willy? by Lady Gaga

Global reputation by Gordon Brown

Grumpy Old Twat christmas wrapping paper . . .

. . . probably the best tasteless christmas wrapping paper in the world ;-)

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