Sunday 28 February 2010

Facing The Cuts At The BBC

Yet another BBC fuck up, which unsurprisingly involved pissing licence fee payers money up the wall, has been spotted in the Daily Star by Microdave. He tells me that the original logo caused a great deal of cuntsternation ;-)

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Revised logo can be found here

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Act On Co2 Emissions

The UK Government announced today that it will implement most of the recommendations of the recent report produced by the Climate Care Alliance entitled "Only Planet Hating Bastards Drink Fizzy Pop".

The report which was compiled by the Alliance’s scientific research unit based at Trumpington Primary School was unveiled at a star studded media event on the pacific paradise of Vanuatu. Thousands of concerned and interested climate warriors risked ever rising sea levels to be flown-in specially for the report's official publication.

The report highlights the dangers to the environment of the consumption of drinks containing large amounts of CO2. The report makes stark reading for fizzy drink manufacturers. They are accused of helping big oil hoodwink the public about the amount of CO2 they produce by hiding large amounts of it in fizzy pop.

The main thrust of the report focuses on the amounts of CO2 released into the atmosphere when fizzy pop containers are opened . The Climate Care Alliance are the first team of climate researchers to focus on this previously unexplored threat to human survival.

Using the latest climate modeling software available for the Nintendo DS the Alliance has emphatically proved beyond any shadow of a doubt that opening cans and bottles of fizzy pop releases huge amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere directly causing global warming, anthropogenic climate change, drought, famine, floods, avalanches and general gloom and despondency. The report further states that there is some evidence that fizzy pop may be responsible for earthquakes. The Alliance stresses that their findings in this area were not conclusive and needed further research which would require further government funding.

Many of the reports findings are cause for serious concern to mankind.

  1. Every time a bottle of Panda pop is opened an angel dies.
  2. For every 2 litre bottle of Tango opened an acre of rainforest disappears for EVER. The Earth knows when it's been Tango'd.
  3. If everybody in China opened a fizzy pop container at the same time all the Himalayan glaciers would melt within days, and Holland would be completely inundated by the North Sea within35 minutes.
  4. The Indonesian tsunami was caused by a large group of Australians carelessly opening bottles of pop during a barbecue on Bondai Beach. The Australian government has hotly refuted this claim because, in the words of the Australian culture minister, "This pommie bastard must be a real gallah if he thinks Aussies drink fizzy pop at barbys. Haven't ya heard of Chardonnay ya pommie puff?"
Speaking at the unveiling of the report the leader of the research team Tarquin Richbastardskid said “The science on this is settled, the increase in the production and consumption of fizzy pop correlates exactly with the increase in temperatures as shown by the world renowned Hockey Stick graph. People who continue to drink fizzy pop in today’s enlightened times are the same sort of people who bombed Dresden and nuked Nagasaki and they be treated accordingly.” Pressed to justify this statement he replied “Look our research proves that anyone who does not agree with us is a Nazi. My grandfather fought the Nazi’s from the cellar under his stately home in Berkshire and I vow here and now to follow his example”

The government has been quick to act on the report by bringing forward legislation which will make the production, sale and possession of fizzy pop a criminal offense punishable by a £250,000 fine, 5 years in prison and forfeiture of all personal assets. When questioned about the severity of the punishment Hilary Benn said “The evil planet killing bastard produce, push and use these ghastly so called "soft drink products" should be treated like the nazi drug pushing pimps they are.”

MPs will be exempt from the new legislation.

Crossposted from the new and excellent Deniersaurus-Rex.


On a more serious note, and a somewhat encouraging one too, Joe Public dropped me a line to draw my attention to a submission by The Institute of Physics to the Parliamentary Science and Technology Committee.

It appears that this group of heavyweights are questioning the CRU UEA credibility:

"The Institute is concerned that, unless the disclosed (CRU) e-mails are proved to be forgeries or adaptations, worrying implications arise for the integrity of scientific research...." 


The CRU e-mails as published on the internet provide prima facie evidence of determined and co-ordinated refusals to comply with honourable scientific traditions and freedom of information law. The principle that scientists should be willing to expose their ideas and results to independent testing and replication by others, which requires the open exchange of data, procedures and materials, is vital. The lack of compliance has been confirmed by the findings of the Information Commissioner. This extends well beyond the CRU itself ...."



The full report can be found here and it makes very interesting reading. Isn't it strange that we don't seem to have heard anything about this in the MSM news recently.

Act On CO2 : It's All Just An Act.


Saturday 27 February 2010

Word Verification Word of the Year Part Deux

The competition for 'word verification word of the year' is hotting up. After the first 2 excellent entries, in early January, we now have a new leader :


The proud owner of this fucking awesome entry is Houdini and, as he says in his post, beat this fucker!

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That Cunt


This image says it all really.

Stolen from here.

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Piss Boilers Football Treasure Abortion


• I'm no lover of premiership football, with all those namby fucking pamnby, overpaid, overrated, oversensitive, thick as fucking shite, prima dona dickheads that 'play' the 'game' but what the fuck is going on this week.

Portsmouth FC have gone into administration, probably because of their £52m a year wage bill but that's not my point. How can a 112 year old institution be in grave danger of disappearing like this? It's New Labour's fault. They are only interested in the professional classes with money - which is why they used our tax payers' cash to bail out the banks. The greater majority of football fans are lower and middle classes, many of whom, although well fairly well off, are not filthy rich, so New Labour just aren't fucking interested. The problem is far too working class for them these days, they couldn't give a flying fuck.

Oh, and that Bridges and Terry thing, what the fuck is that all about. Get real and grow up, you pair of soppy cunts.

• Buried treasure anyone?
'This is a landmark case and it sends a clear message to those who fail to report Treasure. It shows that the police and the coroners' service give Treasure and archaeological heritage law a high profile and will take proactive measures against those that disregard it.'

What the buggery bollocks!
For fuck's sake, she was only nine years old and her mother had just died.

Just fuck off you righteous fucktards!

•Abortion ?
'Hey, it's just not that bad', says the woman who broadcasted the pre-meditated murder of her unborn child, live on Twitter.

You have got to be shitting me!


*leaves room to puke ring and staunch nosebleed*


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Friday 26 February 2010

Nepotism


What a pair of cunting cunts.

Image from AntiCitizenOne

Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transsexual +++Updated+++

Whooppee fucking do!
Apparently its LGBT History Month, whatever the fuck that means.


What a load of bollocks!
Oh, hang on a minute, I've got a better idea . . . .


Oh yes, that's much better ;-)

Caption suggestions for either pic, anyone?


+++Update++

Lawson has just sent in his excellent version with captions . . .

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And here's another great effort sent in by Jim @ LabourAreEvil . . .
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Cheryl Cole On The Rebound

Fuck me!

Cheryl Cole Tweedy confirms that she
has a penchant for a bully boy, judging by the first bloke
she has been seen out with since the split from Ashley.

Looks like she's pretty keen on losers too.

What a pair of cunts.



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Thursday 25 February 2010

Sign Of The Times

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Wednesday 24 February 2010

Mr Soft and Blue Labour

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The party's propagandists famously touched up his picture on billboards to make him look fresh faced and young. They would have done better to add a few lines.

Listen up Dave, this isn't what the electorate want or need.

"The case for more women candidates, like the case for more ethnic candidates - except in certain obvious seats - is proved. Insisting that voters in Surrey need MPs called Mohamed is not an obvious vote winner."

That's Labour talking, that is.

"Plenty of claims are made on his behalf that he has 'modernised' the party. But from what? Having clear Conservative principles, perhaps."

Reminds me of Tony Bliar, that does.

What about putting an end to pub closures, smoking bans, attacks on our freedoms, the politicisation of the plod, labour's attempts to Islamify Great Britain by the backdoor and all the other fuckwitted bollocks that the shitheaded cocktards of the socialist meddling classes have inflicted on us? The people of this Country are deserting your mob in droves and all you do is move into denial mode.

Count me out Dave, my vote is going elsewhere.

Lawson Narse
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Tuesday 23 February 2010

MSM Tuesday 23/02/10


Welcome to a new, occasional series where Microdave brings us snippets of 'news' that have caught his eye and amused him, while he's been trawling around the interwebs . . . 

• Following on from an earlier story, one forum commenter said that, "Toyota should combine the Prius' faulty brakes and the Camry's jammed accelerators to create the Camrius: the most fuel-efficient death trap in automotive history."

• If you really want to know what a mobile phone does to your brain watch this:


• It could only happen in America:

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Construction crews working to patch the rippled and broken asphalt of Daytona International Speedway reduced traffic to a single lane during last Sunday's Daytona 500, resulting in average speeds of 35 miles per hour. "It's bad enough that they can't get this fixed during the week," said race winner Jamie McMurray, who finished in just over 15 hours. "And NASCAR doubles the fines for speeding in work zones, so there was nothing we could do." Disagreeing with McMurray was Emilio Ramirez, operator of the No. 0563 Rolaids/Chick-fil-A Caterpillar road grader, who earned time-and-a-half for the race and called the event a "rousing success."

WASHINGTON—Following the launch of a Justice Department criminal probe into the CIA's alleged abuse of detainees, the intelligence agency was forced last week to complete months of previously scheduled torture over the course of one frenzied weekend. "We were already way behind on false executions as it was," said CIA director Leon Panetta, who was overseeing the consolidation of several human pyramids into one large one so that relentless tauntings and other dehumanizing practices could be accomplished more efficiently. "Only three of the car batteries have any juice left, and these poor dogs are almost too tired to strike. If we weren't keeping these guys awake 24-7, there's no way we'd be able to wrap this up by Sunday." Panetta said that if the CIA didn't finish in time, he will order a covert operative to assassinate Russian president Dmitry Medvedev to take some of the pressure off.

• And finally, for today, here is G.O.T training his pet parrot:



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Baby P Doctor Misses GMC Hearing


The cunt bubble of a consultant paediatrician who failed to spot that baby Peter Connelly's spine was fractured in two places, has failed to turn up for a hearing into her conduct, at the General Medical Council. Apparently Dr Sabah al-Zayyat has been so deeply affected (so she says), by contributing to the death of Peter Connelly, that she is too mentally ill to defend herself or instruct her solicitors.

How my heart fucking bleeds for the pathetic twatting excuse for a human being. Oh, and incidentally, it appears that the useless bitch isn't too ill to fucking well flee the UK.

That news prompted Ampers to drop me a line with this solution . . . 

If an immigrant commits a crime we should do the following:

  1. Make any sentence a minimum of three years no matter how slight the crime for all not born in Britain.
  2. If they flee the country, that is a further crime and they get an immediate 10 years sentence on their return to Britain, even if they're found to be innocent of the original crime.
  3. They are given immediate bail.
  4. They get to keep their passport but are told they must surrender it within two weeks.
  5. We have a policy of not seeking the return of any criminals who flee the country in this case.
What do you think?

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Monday 22 February 2010

Downing Street Headwear

Following advice from the Health and Safety Executive, staff working in 10 Downing Street are being issued with special protective headwear . . . .
Tip of the visor to The Lakelander

Submerged Optimism. Don't Make Me Laugh.

"A Future Fair For All"

It's never your fault is it? You've turned Britain in to a bankrupt shithole and yet you still expect us to believe in your bollox.
You Really are the party that knows no shame. You bunch of shitheads, bereft of any shred of decency or moral values. Fuck the lot you. Piss off and rot in hell.
Labour, the One Trick Party.

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Sunday 21 February 2010

What The Fuck Is Going On?

Labour are creeping back up in the polls and The Eye, quite rightly, describes this graph as a worrying trend.


Is it because the squiffy eyed, unelected, pill popping bully boy has electorate endearing qualities that the rest of us are failing to detect? OR is it because Call me Dave thinks that all he has to do is turn up on Election Day and airbrush himself into Number 10?

I'm far too fucking grumpy at the moment to even contemplate what my eyes see before me but I am beginning to wonder if we're all wasting our fucking time.

Can we really make a difference?

*leaves room to stand waiting for the bar to open*

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Saturday 20 February 2010

G.O.N.T. Is Back With Fags And Booze

Fuck me, yes, the G.O.N.T. is back!
This time it's with a selection of gems from those
halcyon days of cigarette and drink advertising

Enjoy, innit ;-)











Smoking! In a restaurant? Niiiice ;-)
and then there's this one, which was never aired
for some reason . . .


I wonder which was the favourite smoke
of Dr Who?

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A Future Fair For All +++Updated+++

Apparently Labour's election campaign slogan is going to be:
"A future fair for all"

Pardon?

Yes. That's exactly what I thought.




+++ UPDATE +++



PLUS, elsewhere in the blogosphere,
an inspired observation and an
equally excellent poster to go with it
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Friday 19 February 2010

2010 Top 10 Cuntdown So Far

Let's see how we're doing so far this year, shall we?


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Thursday 18 February 2010

Joe Stack Suicide Note +++Updated+++


I am sure that many of us will be able to understand the reasons why Joe Stack has deliberately crashed his light aircraft into an IRS building in Austin, Texas.

He left a long and detailed suicide note on his website and due to the inevitability of it's removal, by persons unknown, here is a copy of it in full:

"If you’re reading this, you’re no doubt asking yourself, “Why did this have to happen?” The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time. The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn’t enough therapy in the world that can fix what is really broken. Needless to say, this rant could fill volumes with example after example if I would let it. I find the process of writing it frustrating, tedious, and probably pointless… especially given my gross inability to gracefully articulate my thoughts in light of the storm raging in my head. Exactly what is therapeutic about that I’m not sure, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was “no taxation without representation”. I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a “crackpot”, traitor and worse.

While very few working people would say they haven’t had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.

Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it’s time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country’s leaders don’t see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political “representatives” (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the “terrible health care problem”. It’s clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don’t get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

And justice? You’ve got to be kidding!

How can any rational individual explain that white elephant conundrum in the middle of our tax system and, indeed, our entire legal system? Here we have a system that is, by far, too complicated for the brightest of the master scholars to understand. Yet, it mercilessly “holds accountable” its victims, claiming that they’re responsible for fully complying with laws not even the experts understand. The law “requires” a signature on the bottom of a tax filing; yet no one can say truthfully that they understand what they are signing; if that’s not “duress” than what is. If this is not the measure of a totalitarian regime, nothing is.

How did I get here?

My introduction to the real American nightmare starts back in the early ‘80s. Unfortunately after more than 16 years of school, somewhere along the line I picked up the absurd, pompous notion that I could read and understand plain English. Some friends introduced me to a group of people who were having ‘tax code’ readings and discussions. In particular, zeroed in on a section relating to the wonderful “exemptions” that make institutions like the vulgar, corrupt Catholic Church so incredibly wealthy. We carefully studied the law (with the help of some of the “best”, high-paid, experienced tax lawyers in the business), and then began to do exactly what the “big boys” were doing (except that we weren’t steeling from our congregation or lying to the government about our massive profits in the name of God). We took a great deal of care to make it all visible, following all of the rules, exactly the way the law said it was to be done.

The intent of this exercise and our efforts was to bring about a much-needed re-evaluation of the laws that allow the monsters of organized religion to make such a mockery of people who earn an honest living. However, this is where I learned that there are two “interpretations” for every law; one for the very rich, and one for the rest of us… Oh, and the monsters are the very ones making and enforcing the laws; the inquisition is still alive and well today in this country.

That little lesson in patriotism cost me $40,000+, 10 years of my life, and set my retirement plans back to 0. It made me realize for the first time that I live in a country with an ideology that is based on a total and complete lie. It also made me realize, not only how naive I had been, but also the incredible stupidity of the American public; that they buy, hook, line, and sinker, the crap about their “freedom”… and that they continue to do so with eyes closed in the face of overwhelming evidence and all that keeps happening in front of them.

Before even having to make a shaky recovery from the sting of the first lesson on what justice really means in this country (around 1984 after making my way through engineering school and still another five years of “paying my dues”), I felt I finally had to take a chance of launching my dream of becoming an independent engineer.

On the subjects of engineers and dreams of independence, I should digress somewhat to say that I’m sure that I inherited the fascination for creative problem solving from my father. I realized this at a very young age.

The significance of independence, however, came much later during my early years of college; at the age of 18 or 19 when I was living on my own as student in an apartment in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. My neighbor was an elderly retired woman (80+ seemed ancient to me at that age) who was the widowed wife of a retired steel worker. Her husband had worked all his life in the steel mills of central Pennsylvania with promises from big business and the union that, for his 30 years of service, he would have a pension and medical care to look forward to in his retirement. Instead he was one of the thousands who got nothing because the incompetent mill management and corrupt union (not to mention the government) raided their pension funds and stole their retirement. All she had was social security to live on.

In retrospect, the situation was laughable because here I was living on peanut butter and bread (or Ritz crackers when I could afford to splurge) for months at a time. When I got to know this poor figure and heard her story I felt worse for her plight than for my own (I, after all, I thought I had everything to in front of me). I was genuinely appalled at one point, as we exchanged stories and commiserated with each other over our situations, when she in her grandmotherly fashion tried to convince me that I would be “healthier” eating cat food (like her) rather than trying to get all my substance from peanut butter and bread. I couldn’t quite go there, but the impression was made. I decided that I didn’t trust big business to take care of me, and that I would take responsibility for my own future and myself.

Return to the early ‘80s, and here I was off to a terrifying start as a ‘wet-behind-the-ears’ contract software engineer… and two years later, thanks to the fine backroom, midnight effort by the sleazy executives of Arthur Andersen (the very same folks who later brought us Enron and other such calamities) and an equally sleazy New York Senator (Patrick Moynihan), we saw the passage of 1986 tax reform act with its section 1706.

For you who are unfamiliar, here is the core text of the IRS Section 1706, defining the treatment of workers (such as contract engineers) for tax purposes. Visit this link for a conference committee report (http://www.synergistech.com/1706.shtml#ConferenceCommitteeReport) regarding the intended interpretation of Section 1706 and the relevant parts of Section 530, as amended. For information on how these laws affect technical services workers and their clients, read our discussion here (http://www.synergistech.com/ic-taxlaw.shtml).

SEC. 1706. TREATMENT OF CERTAIN TECHNICAL PERSONNEL.

(a) IN GENERAL - Section 530 of the Revenue Act of 1978 is amended by adding at the end thereof the following new subsection:

(d) EXCEPTION. - This section shall not apply in the case of an individual who pursuant to an arrangement between the taxpayer and another person, provides services for such other person as an engineer, designer, drafter, computer programmer, systems analyst, or other similarly skilled worker engaged in a similar line of work.

(b) EFFECTIVE DATE. - The amendment made by this section shall apply to remuneration paid and services rendered after December 31, 1986.

Note:

· “another person” is the client in the traditional job-shop relationship.

· “taxpayer” is the recruiter, broker, agency, or job shop.

· “individual”, “employee”, or “worker” is you.

Admittedly, you need to read the treatment to understand what it is saying but it’s not very complicated. The bottom line is that they may as well have put my name right in the text of section (d). Moreover, they could only have been more blunt if they would have came out and directly declared me a criminal and non-citizen slave. Twenty years later, I still can’t believe my eyes.

During 1987, I spent close to $5000 of my ‘pocket change’, and at least 1000 hours of my time writing, printing, and mailing to any senator, congressman, governor, or slug that might listen; none did, and they universally treated me as if I was wasting their time. I spent countless hours on the L.A. freeways driving to meetings and any and all of the disorganized professional groups who were attempting to mount a campaign against this atrocity. This, only to discover that our efforts were being easily derailed by a few moles from the brokers who were just beginning to enjoy the windfall from the new declaration of their “freedom”. Oh, and don’t forget, for all of the time I was spending on this, I was loosing income that I couldn’t bill clients.

After months of struggling it had clearly gotten to be a futile exercise. The best we could get for all of our trouble is a pronouncement from an IRS mouthpiece that they weren’t going to enforce that provision (read harass engineers and scientists). This immediately proved to be a lie, and the mere existence of the regulation began to have its impact on my bottom line; this, of course, was the intended effect.

Again, rewind my retirement plans back to 0 and shift them into idle. If I had any sense, I clearly should have left abandoned engineering and never looked back.

Instead I got busy working 100-hour workweeks. Then came the L.A. depression of the early 1990s. Our leaders decided that they didn’t need the all of those extra Air Force bases they had in Southern California, so they were closed; just like that. The result was economic devastation in the region that rivaled the widely publicized Texas S&L fiasco. However, because the government caused it, no one gave a shit about all of the young families who lost their homes or street after street of boarded up houses abandoned to the wealthy loan companies who received government funds to “shore up” their windfall. Again, I lost my retirement.

Years later, after weathering a divorce and the constant struggle trying to build some momentum with my business, I find myself once again beginning to finally pick up some speed. Then came the .COM bust and the 911 nightmare. Our leaders decided that all aircraft were grounded for what seemed like an eternity; and long after that, ‘special’ facilities like San Francisco were on security alert for months. This made access to my customers prohibitively expensive. Ironically, after what they had done the Government came to the aid of the airlines with billions of our tax dollars … as usual they left me to rot and die while they bailed out their rich, incompetent cronies WITH MY MONEY! After these events, there went my business but not quite yet all of my retirement and savings.

By this time, I’m thinking that it might be good for a change. Bye to California, I’ll try Austin for a while. So I moved, only to find out that this is a place with a highly inflated sense of self-importance and where damn little real engineering work is done. I’ve never experienced such a hard time finding work. The rates are 1/3 of what I was earning before the crash, because pay rates here are fixed by the three or four large companies in the area who are in collusion to drive down prices and wages… and this happens because the justice department is all on the take and doesn’t give a fuck about serving anyone or anything but themselves and their rich buddies.

To survive, I was forced to cannibalize my savings and retirement, the last of which was a small IRA. This came in a year with mammoth expenses and not a single dollar of income. I filed no return that year thinking that because I didn’t have any income there was no need. The sleazy government decided that they disagreed. But they didn’t notify me in time for me to launch a legal objection so when I attempted to get a protest filed with the court I was told I was no longer entitled to due process because the time to file ran out. Bend over for another $10,000 helping of justice.

So now we come to the present. After my experience with the CPA world, following the business crash I swore that I’d never enter another accountant’s office again. But here I am with a new marriage and a boatload of undocumented income, not to mention an expensive new business asset, a piano, which I had no idea how to handle. After considerable thought I decided that it would be irresponsible NOT to get professional help; a very big mistake.

When we received the forms back I was very optimistic that they were in order. I had taken all of the years information to XXXX XXXX, and he came back with results very similar to what I was expecting. Except that he had neglected to include the contents of Sheryl’s unreported income; $12,700 worth of it. To make matters worse, XXXX knew all along this was missing and I didn’t have a clue until he pointed it out in the middle of the audit. By that time it had become brutally evident that he was representing himself and not me.

This left me stuck in the middle of this disaster trying to defend transactions that have no relationship to anything tax-related (at least the tax-related transactions were poorly documented). Things I never knew anything about and things my wife had no clue would ever matter to anyone. The end result is… well, just look around.

I remember reading about the stock market crash before the “great” depression and how there were wealthy bankers and businessmen jumping out of windows when they realized they screwed up and lost everything. Isn’t it ironic how far we’ve come in 60 years in this country that they now know how to fix that little economic problem; they just steal from the middle class (who doesn’t have any say in it, elections are a joke) to cover their asses and it’s “business-as-usual”. Now when the wealthy fuck up, the poor get to die for the mistakes… isn’t that a clever, tidy solution.

As government agencies go, the FAA is often justifiably referred to as a tombstone agency, though they are hardly alone. The recent presidential puppet GW Bush and his cronies in their eight years certainly reinforced for all of us that this criticism rings equally true for all of the government. Nothing changes unless there is a body count (unless it is in the interest of the wealthy sows at the government trough). In a government full of hypocrites from top to bottom, life is as cheap as their lies and their self-serving laws.

I know I’m hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand. It has always been a myth that people have stopped dying for their freedom in this country, and it isn’t limited to the blacks, and poor immigrants. I know there have been countless before me and there are sure to be as many after. But I also know that by not adding my body to the count, I insure nothing will change. I choose to not keep looking over my shoulder at “big brother” while he strips my carcass, I choose not to ignore what is going on all around me, I choose not to pretend that business as usual won’t continue; I have just had enough.

I can only hope that the numbers quickly get too big to be white washed and ignored that the American zombies wake up and revolt; it will take nothing less. I would only hope that by striking a nerve that stimulates the inevitable double standard, knee-jerk government reaction that results in more stupid draconian restrictions people wake up and begin to see the pompous political thugs and their mindless minions for what they are. Sadly, though I spent my entire life trying to believe it wasn’t so, but violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer. The cruel joke is that the really big chunks of shit at the top have known this all along and have been laughing, at and using this awareness against, fools like me all along.

I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different. I am finally ready to stop this insanity. Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let’s try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.

The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed.

Joe Stack (1956-2010)"


I'm not saying that Joe's final action was right or wrong but I sure as fucking hell share his frustration with all things Governmental and I totally understand why he did it.

RIP Joe Stack.

That is all.


UPDATE: Joe Stack website (EmbeddedArt.com) has now been taken down following a request from the FBI. No surprise there then.

hat tip to Katabasis for the letter

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Wednesday 17 February 2010

Irish Photos Of The Week



but sometimes I just can't fucking help it ;-)

 

(Pint of the black stuff to Microdave)

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Hitler, Tory Posters And The Blogosphere


"Can't someone rid me of these bastards on the blogosphere?"



My favourite bit is @2:05 but then I would say that wouldn't I ;-)

A twitch of the tash to ukwebspider

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Top Tory Bloggers See The Light


A group of right-of-centre bloggers have today announced that they are withdrawing their support for the Conservatives, and are to put their support behind the Labour Party and PM Gordon 'Colostomy' Brown.

Speaking at a joint news conference, bloggers Iain Dale, 'Tory Bear' and 'Dungeekin' stated that they were changing their allegiance in response to the 'profound and meaningful campaign tactics' of Labour Minister David Wright MP.

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Tuesday 16 February 2010

No Sex Please I'm British

Many more to choose from here

Paedophillia . . .

of any kind totally disgusts me.

The Hollie Greig story is particularly horrific.

It concerns the allegations that certain named individuals have been using a Downs Syndrome child "for their amusement" and a desperate attempt is being made to cover it up by various members of the Judiciary in Scotland.

Please help to spread the word.


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Monday 15 February 2010

Tory's Latest Poster Campaign

Here we go again!

The Conservatives have launched a new series of campaign posters today which I picked up on via Sue's place, where she has already done a version of her own.

So, here's my starter for ten ;-)


The original Tory posters can be found here.



Sunday 14 February 2010

Name Bercow's Pussy


Ampers has drawn my attention to a poll that John Bercow's wife Sally is running on Twitter, to decide a name for their pussy.

Oh what fun!

This is far too good an opportunity to miss, to indulge in some minging mockery dontcha think? I'm sure that you can come up with a few alternative and far more relevant suggestions, after all, the names the pussy the cunt the cat has been given so far, are just not up to the job ;-)

Desecration Of A Christian Graveyard

 
Have you ever seen or heard anything about the
desecration of a graveyard in Longsight, Manchester?

If you haven't, then it's no surprise because the silence
of the media, on this outrage, has been absolutely fucking deafening.

I wonder why that is then?

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Saturday 13 February 2010

Bwaahahaha News


"After the attack everyone was in good spirits . . . "
Oh dear, what a fucking shame!
(and it's not the first time either)


"I am afraid I totally underperformed in my speech . . . "
Thank fuck for that!
(and it's not the first time either, more like the 4th?)

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Gordon Brown Isn't . . .

 . . . doing the luge at the Vancouver Winter Olympics but if he was . . .




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Latest Music Download Releases

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Please note: This artist is NOT genius compatible
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Friday 12 February 2010

Nauseating News +++Updated+++

The Nobel Piss Prize for humongous hypocrisy and blatant barrel scraping must surely go to this electioneering fuckwit. Watching this clip was enough to make me puke my ring . . .



I mean, how fucking low can you go?
More here, if you can bastard well stomach it.

+++UPDATE+++

Fuck me! Even David Cameron is at it now.

Gordon Brown's New Nickname

It says so here.


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Thursday 11 February 2010

Filthy French Fucker

Dans des toilettes publiques un sexe masculin en graffiti est à la recherche de son sexe opposé mais sans succès. Elles fuient toutes.

Pourquoi?

Coup de chapeau à Microdave

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Wednesday 10 February 2010

Fuck All The Other Posters . . .

. . . . .  this is the message that all of us should really be worried about :




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Tuesday 9 February 2010

Bizarre Barrymore Bollocks

Michael Barrymore appears to have lost the fucking plot during a recent appearance on an Irish chat show, hosted by Brendan O'Connor. Following a claim that he was the Leader of the Sheep Society (whaaaaat the fuck) he then went on to insist that he is the real father of Jedward (whaaaaat the fucketty fuck).



However, Barrymore failed to mention anything about taking Stuart Lubbuck up the arse and then dumping him in the swimming pool.



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Toyota Recall Again

More excellent Toyota Recall fun. This selection has been sent in by some of the commentors from the original post here ;-)


from Simon

from JMT

from Microdave

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Monday 8 February 2010

Valentine's Day Gift Idea

Fucking brilliant!

That's this year's Valentine Day present sorted for 'her indoors' then. Not that I'm a male chauvinist pig or anything, you understand ;-)



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National Identity Cards


Whoopee fucking doo!
National Identity Cards are available in London from today for all our 18-24 year old citizens. The ID cards are still not compulsory yet BUT if you want a passport, you've got to have a card. 80% of people have a passport.

So, why don't you rush off and get your cards here, and sign your fucking life away, all for the bargain price of just £30.

What? No takers.

Can't say that I blame you. They're so obviously useless in Manchester, where the ID cards were rolled out last year.

Ain't life in Big Brother Britain grand eh ;-)

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Sunday 7 February 2010

Protect And Survive

So the gloves are off and Gordon Brown is now openly using personal grief in his 'win at all costs' cynical electioneering campaign. Many of you out there will already be immune to the disgraceful, underhand tactics of the Prime Mentalist, that are to come, as he uses any means possible to desperately cling on to power.

However, the majority of the electorate will need guidance to help themselves, and their families, protect and survive against such horrifying encounters . . . .




Oh, and Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan is a cunt too.

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Saturday 6 February 2010

Gobby Gayers

Following an excellent post by a fellow blogger which touched on the subject of Stonewall and their deliberately provocative, heterophobic advertising campaign, I have decided to produced a couple of posters in response . . . .





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