Twattery

I can't even be fucked to say thank fuck it's friday, this week, but I do have a mish mash of twattery that I'd like to share. Most of it has boiled my piss, no fucking change there then, but I'll start with something which should be far more entertaining:

• It's that time of year again where we can all get our votes in for the BBC Sports Personality of the Year award ... fuck that! It'll be much more fun getting your votes in for the Cunt of the Year Awards 2010 instead. There's even five different categories to have a go at ... so, if you fancy a bit of cuntishness, you can vote for your 2010 cunts HERE.

• I hesitated before posting on this because the cunt really doesn't deserve the oxygen of publicity but he's really making my piss boil this time. Flaunting everything that he's been buying with the benefit money that we've all earnt for him. The axe murderer has been filming himself for YouTube again.

• The islamic arsewipes that are building a mosque, only two blocks away from the Ground Zero site, have applied to the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation to secure federal funds set aside for post 9/11 rebuilding projects.

• An elderly lady lies on the tarmac twitching and moaning slightly. So, when asked for assistance, Tesco do everything they can to help the poor woman in distress ... right. Nope. What a wretched country we have become.

• I thought Cameron said that we all had to pull together to reduce the enormous budget deficit that's going to burden the UK for generations to come. Presumably when the spineless, chinless, gutless, duplicitous dickwipe says 'we' he actually only means us. Why else would this sort of thing still be going on then!

Fuck it! Fuck the the fuckers who are intent on fucking us all 'til we're fucked. I'm off to tackle industrial quantities of red wine with an occasional interlude to bang my head up the fucking wall and clamp a bag of frozen peas to my bladder region.

Meanwhile ... I'll finally leave you with this ...

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Sergeant Mark Andrews Cleared Of Assault ++Update 2++

I shit you not.

Sergeant Mark Andrews, who was caught on CCTV assaulting Pamela Somerville at Melksham police station in Wiltshire, has had his earlier 6 month jail sentence quashed after 'winning' an appeal today.

Lets have a look at the evidence again ....

What. The. Fuck!

I must be seeing things then because the Judge Bean at Oxford Crown Court has now said, after a four-day hearing, that he was satisfied Sergeant Andrews did not intend to throw Ms Somerville into the cell and that the injuries she suffered were probably caused by falling down the stairs the door frame.

Meanwhile, Sergeant Shitwipe remains suspended from duty on full pay pending the result of an internal police enquiry. Yeah right ... any guesses to the outcome of that then?

We are all so fucked .... or as Old Holborn would say, welcome to East Germany.

+++ UPDATE +++

And how they rejoice in rural Wiltshire!

"There are three excellent consequences to this decision. First, Andrews is exonerated. Second, the handwringers will go absolutely orbital, which will be fun to see and finally, Wiltshire ACPO have been shown to be more interested in public image than truthful reality."

Oh, just fuck off back to your tea and doughnuts will you.


+++ UPDATE 2 +++

I thought that this fairly recent quote from James Bulger's mother was rather apt,
in the current circumstances :
"Once again justice has not been done"

She said it after John Venables had been given a sentence of only 2 years, from a possible maximum of ten, after being convicted of child porn offences. Apparently, this was because the crimes were blamed on the "isolation and fear", that Venables felt, while living under a false name after his early release from jail for killing James Bulger.

Oh, do fuck off! Some of the photos that 'aroused' Venables were of two year olds .... the same age  James Bulger was when brutally murdered by Venables.

Why tell you all this now?

Well ... who do you think the fucking judge was?

All previous posts on Sgt Andrews can be found here

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Sergeant Mark Andrews Gets A Retrial

You remember Sergeant Mark Andrews ... he's the vile copper that carried out a brutal attack on petite Pamela Somerville, the horrific incident was captured on CCTV and, quite rightly, it caused outrage amongst us all at the time.

Following the 'free facelift and body tuck', in a Wiltshire police farce custody suite, Sgt Shitwipe was given a pathetically inadequate 6 months jail sentence which he immediately appealed against. So, after only 6 days in jail, he was allowed to go free, on bail, and on full pay pending the result.

However, I have just discovered that is all total bollocks! Sgt Andrews is not out on bail awaiting the outcome of an appeal against his sentence.... the totally insane, vile, brutal and cowardly thug is out on bail because he has now been granted a re-trial against his conviction!

What the fucking, fucketty fuck fuck is that all about?

That now means that poor Pamela Somerville, who had her face re-arranged by that bastard, will have to face him again in court and re-live the whole fucking nightmare to give her evidence for a second time. Fucking hells bells! What the fuck is there to tell. All everyone needs to know is quite clearly visible on the fucking CCTV footage, for fuck's sake.

Or ... is this yet another case of the Superintendent Mike Shaw ethic :
"CCTV images can never show the whole story"

Absolutely un-fucking-believable!

The re-trial is scheduled for 15th November at the same Oxford Magistrates Court as the original trial. Meanwhile, a Wiltshire police farce spokesman says "He is no longer in prison and so remains on full pay in accordance with national regulations."

Fuck the regulations! Fuck the legal system!

Andrews has been totally caught in the act. If that cowardly cunt had any ounce of fucking decency in his vile body, he would hold his hands up and take his punishment like a man. Not only is he cowardly in carrying out such a brutal attack on a defenceless woman, he continues to enhance his cowardly prowess by trying to wriggle the fuck out of something which he has no fucking moral right to do so.

I thought that the police were supposed to set a fucking example!

His mental torture of Pamela Somerville continues .....

Previous posts on Sergeant Mark Andrews, and the CCTV video, can be found here and here.
Thanks to 'Fascist Hippy' for the heads up on the re-trial.
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Halloween

Not much to say about it other than I don't miss those snotty nosed little bastards, knocking on my fucking  door, every five twatting minutes, the other 364 days of the fucking year.

"Trick or Treat mister?"

"Fuck off!"

However, I did like the way that bloke carved a pumpkin with a Glock, over at ASE's place .... fucking awesome. That led me to find another handy top tip video on how to 'kill' a pumpkin ....

Lovin' the 4 x 2 technique and the shotgun, of course ;-)

Happy fucking Halloween ... and if there are any other short arsed little fuckers left, that want to swing around my place trick or treating, then please use the bell push.

It's wired to the mains.

What a treat!

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+++ Mark Andrews Jailed For 6 Months +++ UPDATED +++

As a result of this appallingly brutal and cowardly attack.

 6 fucking months! Is that all. He'll be out in 3.
And Wiltshire Police still haven't sacked him.

His laywer, Jeremy Barton, has already submitted appeal papers.
What. The. Fuck.

Sky News report here

More Police Farce Twattery

Rather appallingly, following hot on the heels of this bollocks, we appear to have yet another incident which is rapidly hurling us into a 'real life imitating art' scenario .... as far as copper knob twattery is concerned.

Yep! Real life Hot Fuzz appears to be alive and kicking on the streets of Britain.

Watch in dis-fucking-belief as Sgt Mark Andrews goes totally fucking insane in an attempt to escort Pamela Somerville to the custody suite .....

So, what the fuck did this thug do to deserve such an energetic 'free' facelift and body tuck from Sgt Shitwipe? Murder, rape (with a strap-a-dick-to-me), steal the crown jewels, a spot of kiddy fiddling perhaps?

Nope.

The 59 year old woman fell asleep in the back of her car.

I'm Speechless

No.

I really fucking am.

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