I shit you not.
Join the queue! Everybody will want to own one of these beautifully handcrafted tributes to the man who brings us hope and change ..... and shit. They're bound to be selling out like hot bagels on a Washington winter's day, at only a little under £100 plus carriage, a positive bargain for all admirers of the first African American President of the United States.
On the other hand if you're anything like me (after I followed the link Microdave originally provided to this cute dolly-wolly) you'll probably choke on your brunch, scream 'what the fucketty fuck' and bang your head up the wall until you're sick with rage.
So let me get this right then .... this is the same jug eared, half black, Kenyan fuckwad that's ramming Socialism down the throats of everyone that doesn't want to listen. The same bollock brained, half white, muzzie hussain that's agreed to have a mosque built on Ground Zero, with an opening date of 9/11. The same nope and deranged, TOTUS dependent, dick for brains that even has his own BP Oil Spill blog. The very fucking same freedom fucking fucktard that's about to take charge of his very own Internet Kill Switch.
This is genuine.
I shit you not (again).
His very own 'shut down the whole fucking world wide web if I don't like what they're saying about me' Internet Kill Switch.
On reflection I think those deluded doll making dickheads need to go back to the fucking drawing board, quick smart. So I thought, with kindness of heart, that it would be good to give them a hand with this revised promo of the doll that they should be making ......
There.
