Peter Mandelson The Third Man

Maybe a little predictable but somebody had to do it,

so it might as well be me .......

Arise Lord Pies

Gordon Brown has yet to decide when his resignation peerages will be published but a close ally has said "The Team Gord list of Lord and Lady fuckwits includes John Prescott and Sue 'blame me for bigotgate' Nye. it's just a question of when McSnotty feels like taking the piss and releasing it".

Other names rumoured to be included are Ruth Kelly, Des Browne and Anna Healey. Ms Healey, who has most recently fagged for Harriet Harman, is the wife of John Cruddas who is expected to join the Labour Party leadership contest. Oh, and let's not forget that Ms Nye's husband, Gavyn Davies, is a former investment wanker banker and chairman of the BBC and a one time landord of Gordon's partner in grime .......... Lord Lob On of Fondleboys.

Give me fucking strength!

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Fetch The Mind Bleach

Holy mouthwash!

Labour PPC Angela Smith appears to have been indulging in a spot of snowballing*with Gordon Brown whilst he was out on the campaign trail in Basildon today**, along with a minor celeb*** buddy of his. 

Mind you it's not the first time that the unelected douche bag has been snapped whilst apparently performing such a party trick. Remember that meeting with Nancy Pelosi last year?

Bloody Hell! Wait until Lord Manmucher of Fondleboys catches up with him at that BandB in Cookham tonight. He ain't gonna be too chuffed that Luvver Boy Brown has been at it again and there'll certainly be no sweet music on the pink oboe çe soir, that's for sure ;-)

*This link is seriously sick and will have you reaching for the mind bleach within nanoseconds if you click on it. Don't say you haven't been warned!

**This picture ain't too easy on the eye either but if you've already clicked the first link, a little more mind bleach should do the trick.

***Duncan Bannatyne was there too but he's another one of those Labour supporting cunt bubbles, so I couldn't be fucked to mention him.

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The Grumpy Old Twat Game Is Back!

Following the Cabinet Reshuffle post yesterday, I thought it may be fun to drag out the Grumpy Old Twat Game which I originally posted in October of last year.

So....... grab hold of a big fuck off virtual gun and get ready for some more target pratice. It's your chance to take aim and get your own back on Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and Peter Mandelson.

It's a banger!

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Kettle Pot Black

Gordon 'bully boy' Brown has unleashed yet another one of his 4-letter tirades. This time it was aimed at Baroness Ashton during a telephone conversation in which he accused her of (wait for it) 'letting the UK down'.

Fuck me! Why don't you take a mono eyed squint at yourself Gordon, you unelected, cash trousering, smacked-in-the-face-with-a-big-fuck-off-ugly-stick, prancing around the world stage at every given opportunity, fuckwit.

What's the matter then Gordon?
Lord Fondlebum of Felchboys refusing to play 'Keep the Red Rag Flying' on your pink oboe because you didn't give the EU job to him?

Lovers' tiff?
Ahhh, diddums

Incidentally, all 3 of the fuckers may look like a cunt but they wouldn't have a fucking clue how to use one ;-)

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Cadbury's Fruit & Nut Case

G.O.T. more Cadbury's chocolate HERE

and The Lakelander's been at it too plus he tells us that
RBS have loaned Kraft the money to buy Cadbury's.
What the fuck!

Bonkers Gordon Caption Competition

NEW Marks and Spencer Christmas Advert

Following hot on the heels of my adaptation of the original Marks and Spencer Christmas Advert, they have just launched a new, shorter version based on the same format.

So, guess what? Here is my new sequel too . . . .

New Marks and Spencer Christmas Advert
by GrumpyOldTwat

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Not.

Oh and look . . .

The others are finally starting to catch on ;-)

(yawn)

MTV

Oh for fuck's sake!

How many more titles is this unelected, self gratifying, power crazed shit stain going to give himself?

Meet the new Minister for Information who is set to make history as the first minister to make weekly televised briefings.

Welcome to Mandeslon TV.

I can hardly fucking wait.

Gigits Halloween Video

I thought that the Halloween Monsters of Mandelson, Brown and others, that Gigits has been doing this week, were so excellent I decided to produce a video which included them all . . . .

A Gigits Halloween
by GrumpyOldTwat

If you haven't seen the originals yet, pop over and have a look HERE. The descriptions that go with each Monster are well worth a read too.

Two Boys, Aged 10, Arrested For Rape

If true, the rape of an 8 year old girl by these two young boys must be a terribly harrowing experience for the poor young girl and her family.

But how the buggering arseholes
does a 10 year old boy get a fucking lob on?

Answers on a postcard please to:

Baron Peter Benjamin Mandelson of Foy in the county of Herefordshire and Hartlepool in the county of Durham, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council,
The House of Lords
London
SW1A 0PW

Grumpy Old Twat Halloween Video

Labour Monster Mash
by GrumpyOldTwat

Grumpy Old Twat Fascist Top Trio

@NOTW

@tb303

@TractorStats

Breaking News from Praia da Luz

Courtesy of TractorStats

Grumpy Old Twat New Labour Game

It's a New Labour jungle out there, so make sure you take a big fuck off gun with you and get ready for some target pratice. It's your chance to have some fun and get your own back on Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and Peter Mandelson.

Go on, you know you want to!

Film of the Week

Nothing To Fear Peter?

“It’s not only completely wrong

to make such a suggestion

it’s also quite offensive”

Yeah, right!

The Final Straw?

Gordon Brown says nothing.

The Sunday Times says this.

Jack Straw says

"negotiations with the Libyans were reaching a critical stage"

Peter Mandelson says

"the release of Megrahi was not linked to trade deals"

What do you say?

Mandelson Caption Competition