Gordon's Redactions

Here's a couple of excellent examples of redaction mockery aimed at the unelected, mono eyed, bogey biting, glove puppet of Lord Manmuncher of Fondlecock . . . 

Tip of the pink oboe to Lawson Narse

Tip of the Gimp's mask to Gigits

Dear Prime Minister . . .

That is all.

The Iraq Enquiry

Just like this one.

Where's Gordon?

Hiding in his bunker playing Where's Wally, I would imagine, whilst Lord Manmuncher of Arse-ache gets on with running the country.

Gordon Brown Unplugged

I was watching Gordon's Labour 'luvvy love in' conference this afternoon,

 on Sky News, when this happened . . . . 

Somebody at Sky had obviously had enough of the snot gobbler spouting

his bollocks and decided to pull the plug.

Buy that person a drink!

Priceless.

Sorry about the poor quality but I thought it was still well worth sharing 

The Nokia GB 10

Gordon will definitely be giving his mobile the customary abuse once the Euro Election results start rolling in. Luckily this new model will take all the punishment he can throw at it. It's even waterproof! Especially useful for those 'under pressure' pant pissing moments. 

And if all else fails, which it probably will, he can always give Peter a call. He'll know what to tell him to do. Devious bastard!

Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio

Once again I've picked a few of the excellent images from the blogosphere that have caught my eye and amused me recently.

Please click through on the links and check out their other work, you won't be disappointed . . . . 

@ dazed 'n' confused

@ flyingwarpigs

@ muffled voiciferation

@ gigits-gigits

OK, so there's four and there's no apologies for the Labour/unelected, monovisioned, urine stained, bogey feeding, testicle tickler theme either.

It's my blog and I'll do what the fuck I like!

Peter Gets Behind Gordon Again

FFS Bring Out The Dead

iTwat

A Gentle Hint For Gordon

Just in case you haven't got the message yet Gordon.

Gordon Brown Vs Susan Boyle

Gordon Contemplates His Options

Let US Prey

Following a request in the comments over at Guido's, I've given Gordon a halo. It might not be the type of halo that the unelected Prime Minister would enjoy but I think that it rather suits him.

Sorry, couldn't find any piano wire but I hope that rope will do.

+++Update+++

Dungeekin has a theory why materials are in short supply!

Gordon Red Faced Again

Well would you fucking believe it.

More documents left on a train.

This time it was Gordon's make-up instructions!

Apparently some aide or other has compiled a list of what to use and how to apply it in case the old snot gobbler has to do it himself. Perhaps on those lonely nights when he is hoping Lord Manmuncher might pop around for a little pork. Lipstick around the nipple anyone?

Blears Denies Criticism of Brown

Incidentally, I don't expect any of you will be surprised by the way that the BBC has reported this story compared to the Sky News take on things.

BBC says 'Blears Denies Criticism of Brown'.

Sky News says 'Brown Gets Titanic Battering from Blears'

What a fucking surprise!

The BBC.

Biased as fuck.

GoodYear or Michelin?

Send Shirts and Sign the Petition - Video

 

It Could Get Worse

Spotted a story over at Tory Poppins, about the possible outcome of a Cabinet reshuffle in June by the unelected, snot chewing, piss puddling, cock eyed, pink oboe playing, ninny grinning Gordoom Brownfinger.

What really scares the shit out of me is that Lord SoreArse of Manmuncher (Gordom's favourite pink oboe tuner) is predicted to be our next Foreign Secretary!

Next stop for the tenacious testicle tickler?

The next unelected leader of  NuLabore because I can't see the worst Prime Minister since the war making it as far as the next General Election.

As for Jacqui Smith, no P45 for her then, (and why the fucking fuck not?)

she is predicted to be moved to Education!!!!

You have got to be fucking well shitting me . . . . . 

The Stench Is Overwhelming