Michael Barrymore appears to have lost the fucking plot during a recent appearance on an Irish chat show, hosted by Brendan O'Connor. Following a claim that he was the Leader of the Sheep Society (whaaaaat the fuck) he then went on to insist that he is the real father of Jedward (whaaaaat the fucketty fuck).
However, Barrymore failed to mention anything about taking Stuart Lubbuck up the arse and then dumping him in the swimming pool.