MP Snouts Back In The Trough

Not that they ever really left them of course!

Tory MP and Welsh Secretary Cheryl Gillan who 'mistakenly' claimed £4.47 for Iams dog food on her expenses, and then was made to pay it back, has demanded a fucking refund. And what's more is ..... she's fucking well got it too.

The greedy bitch is among 23 troughing MPs who have demanded a total of £42,000, back from the tax payers, in the form of refunds on outrageous expense claims that they REPAID during the expenses scandal. What the fucketty fuck is going on there then?

How many more times do we have to say this: It's the fucking TAXPAYERS' money, NOT YOURS, you TROUGHING BASTARD MPs! 

I could go on but my blood pressure just won't stand the anger so here's a table of the worst 'pay it back then get it back again' troughing MPs, as reported in the NOTW ....

I see, from that list, that the limp wristed wanker Paul Flynn has been busy clawing back our cash too. No surprise there then and, incidentally,  Jacqui Smith was unavailable for comment following rumours that she will be claiming back the tax payers' cash, that she paid back, for a bath plug and two porn films for her husband.

Fergie Fun

Following on from the Sarah Ferguson sting,
by the NOTW, here's a couple of 'sympathetic'
images that you might enjoy ;-)

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via GOT blog regular ..... Microdave

Mann Overboard

Fuck me!
We finally have an MP who is prepared to step up to the plate and insist that the blogosphere should tell the truth.... or he'll take us to court if we don't.

All hail John Mann.....

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Incidentally, a man in a stringed vest has a photoshopped version of the above letter, if you are at all interested ;-)

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Name Bercow's Pussy

Ampers has drawn my attention to a poll that John Bercow's wife Sally is running on Twitter, to decide a name for their pussy.

Oh what fun!

This is far too good an opportunity to miss, to indulge in some minging mockery dontcha think? I'm sure that you can come up with a few alternative and far more relevant suggestions, after all, the names the pussy the cunt the cat has been given so far, are just not up to the job ;-)

Important Winter Driving Advice

Be careful if you go out driving today.

Driving conditions are extremely hazardous, most of the roads still haven't be gritted, making it difficult to keep your vehicle pointing in the right direction. I even went off the road in my 4x4 today, whilst I was on the way into town, and I ended up running over my local MP.

It took me ten minutes of hard driving, across two fields, and a private golf course but I got the corrupt, thieving, fat fucker in the end ;-)





Incidentally, and totally O/T, it's time to update your blogrolls.
She's back . . . . and about fucking time too ;-)

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David Taylor MP: Dead Loss

I do hope the thieving bastard managed to pay back all that money, before he stood down during his Boxing Day stroll. Still, at least there'll be no more taxpayer funded flats for his daughter.

+++EXCLUSIVE+++ Hazel Blears Car Photo

Following the attack on Hazel Blears car, the above pic was exclusively obtained shortly after the Police had left the scene. They had cleared the vehicle of any valuable items and had locked it in readiness for the car to be collected  prior to crushing.

Help Bring Jacqui Smith To Justice

As well as Old Holborn and Guido, I too am a member of the Sunlight Centre for Open Politics and we have decided to nail that bitch Jacqui Smith for being a thieving cunt.

Any contribution you might be able to make towards the £100,000 that it's going to cost to get her in front of a jury, would be greatly appreciated. Sorry to bother you if you have already donated to the campaign. You can donate via PayPal, telephone or post by clicking on this link. If we can successfully prosecute the former Home Secretary this would be a major step toward cleaning up Westminster and proving to our law makers that they are not above the law.

So put YOUR fucking hands in your pocket for a change, instead of Darling and let's teach the fuckers a lesson. Do it. Give something. Even if it's only a pound. Put the fear of fucking 60,000,000 of us into the 646 bastards who run every minutae of our lives for their own bastard benefit.

+++UPDATE+++

Guido has the latest on how the campaign is going