Following the
cock waving antics of the England Football Team Captain
John Terry, Fabio Capello has finally settled on a suitable World Cup song for the upcoming FIFA tournament in South Africa. It's actually a slightly re-worded version of the original Frank Skinner, David Baddiel and Lightning Seeds classic . . .
He's cumming home
He's cumming home
He's cumming
Terry's on the bone
x4
Three lays on the shirt
Terry's knob still gleaming
30 Years of hurt
Never stoppped him creaming
The official England Team shirt manufactures Umbro, a subsidiary of Nike, have denied speculation that they will be including the famous slogan
"Just Do It" on the new World Cup shirts. However, they have confirmed a re-design of the England Team shirt badge to reflect the lyrics of the new England World Cup song . . . .
for the image and the inspiration
Other news from the world of sport:
Andy Murray has today confirmed that he is Scottish.
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