Green Gadget Guide

I spotted an article on the Telegraph website the other day ... Green Gadget Guide it was called. What a load of fucking bollocks! Basically, it was just a way for some green spunk monkey or other to sound all fucking pretentious about so-called energy saving devices and provide a vehicle for Amazon to flog, to all those gullible green mongs, a shit load of twatting tat.

Here is a small selection of their 'Top Ten' ... with my Gotty Green Gadget Guide (money saving alternative) following each cash wasting 'energy saving' item:

Water Pebble

Sits in your shower, recording the amount of water you use per wash. Using a system of traffic lights, it tells you when you’re using more than average and gradually cuts down the time until the amber or red lights come on. Cutting a shower from 22.5L to 18L uses one third less energy, but you probably won’t even notice.

Price : £7.25

Shower every other day. Uses 50% less energy and you probably won't even notice.

Price : Twat all

Ecobutton

Works simply by allowing you to press it once to switch them into their most efficient mode. It connects to your computer via a standard USB port, and is an illuminated reminder of how easy it can be to save electricity. To waken your computer from its ecoslumber, however, just one key press makes it come back instantly. It can save you up to £50 per year.

Price : £8.25

Go to preferences control panel and select energy saving mode. When you're not using your computer it puts itself to sleep. To waken your computer from it's 'ecoslumber', just press any key ... or click the fucking mouse. It can save you up to £100 per year.

Price : Sweet fuck all

Wattson Silver Lining Energy Monitor

A clip attaches to your home’s main power supply, and then the main monitor itself can be sited anywhere to display your energy usage in power and financial terms. This information can precipitate 20 per cent savings.

Price : £123.45

Look at your electricity bill when it arrives, it will display your energy usage in power and financial terms. If it's a huge fuck off bill it can precipitate 35% savings.

Price : Bugger all

Dell Latitude E6510

Unlike many ‘rugged’ laptops, which confuse durability with bulkiness, this Dell Latitude is sleekly styled but incredibly robust, thanks to reinforced hinges and latches and an almost indestructible display. Longer-lasting laptops mean less recycling.

Price : £1959

Treat you current laptop with respect. Don't use it as a TV dinner tray or as a frisbee while you're on the beach. The hinges and latches will be just fine if your name isn't Gordon Brown. Longer-lasting laptops mean less recycling.

Price : Fackawl, innit

Breville Hot Cup

Kettles are fundamentally inefficient pieces of technology: you guess how much water to put in, then you boil all of it without reference to how much you’re actually going to use. Water heaters, while not looking too attractive in the main, work by dispensing the perfect cupful from their tanks. It’s a simple, elegant solution.

Price : £44.95

Take cup, or mug, fill with water from tap. Empty cup, or mug, of water into kettle. Boil kettle. Using same cup, or mug, make your preferred hot drink. Easy to multiply by number of hot drinks required. It's a simple, efficient solution. It could well be elegant too, depending on the design of cup, or mug, you are using.

Price : (you guessed it) Fucking fuck all!

Green fucking gadgets!

What a fucking load of absolute twatting bastard bollocks!

Or .... as 'crosswordkid' more politely stated in the comments of that article :

"Green gadgets". In other words, how can we assuage your misplaced middle-class guilt and at the same time extract as much money as possible from your wallets?

Oh, and these things are a waste of fucking time, money and energy too.

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Climate Change Deniers Day

I recently watched some PowerSmart climate change tv commercials and they kind of got me thinking .... why should it just be the tree hugging, tofu eating, warmists that have their own climate change events. You know the sort of thing..... save this, stop using that, poor ickle polar bear days .... and shit. And who can forget those 10:10 eco terrorists, with their day of global doing, including that video which threatened to blow up up anyone (including children) that didn't believe in all that man made global warming bollocks.

So... "fuck it!", I thought ..... how about a climate change Deniers Day?

A chance for the rest of us to display our total disregard for that 'science is settled' nonsense and turn things on their head. A day where, instead of saving 10%, we can go about our normal everyday business using an extra 100% or more .....

What do you reckon .... an idea you could warm to perhaps?

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Tuition Fees, Just Another Example

From September 2009:

Those signing the Vote for Students pledge, [opposing the hike in fees] which include Nick Clegg, Sir Menzies Campbell and Vince Cable as well as a group of current and former Labour ministers, have given the first clear indication of their position on tuition fees ahead of the Browne review due in the autumn.

October 2010:

Cable abandons Lib Dem pledge on tuition fees by accepting the main proposal of Lord Browne .... that the limit on fees should be lifted.

Just as wish-washy, spineless and hypocritical as ever then. It's the power, you see. Pledges, promises and principles mean fuck all, to any of them, once they've secured your vote and begin to breathe the politically polluted air within the Westminster Bubble.

They're all the fucking same. Whatever the 'party'.

Say No To O2 ++ Updated ++

A fully fledged campaign, spotted on the EU Referendum blog, is now up and running to persuade O2 to disassociate itself from the people that made the 10:10 No Pressure video. The first entry on the website is from Nigel Farage MEP, who writes:

"O2 claims to believe in "Social Responsibility", their website proclaims "O2 is striving to be a company that matches its fresh thinking with an equally clean and ethical approach to the way we go about our business". So can it be possible that it associates itself with 10:10 whose No Pressure campaign advert jokes about blowing up people who disagree with it?"

Full Farage statement and further details at www.NoToO2.org

Join the Facebook page here

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Blog sidebar badges to follow .....

+++ UPDATE +++

Here are the selection of badges that I promised to put together. You might like to add one to the sidebar of your blog or website ... with a link to the NoToO2.org website or Facebook page.

No Pressure ;-)

Latest O2 video advert available HERE

It confirms their support for the 10:10 eco terrorists.

No Pressure ++Updated++

Does anyone out there know what effect industrial quantities of boiled piss has on the habitat of polar bears ..... I can't think it does the seal scoffing furry fuckers many favours. So perhaps the likes of Richard Curtis, Gillian Anderson, Radiohead and a group of fucktard Spurs football players might like to think about that before they start trying to brain wash our kids with this load of scaremongering bollocks:

How the fucketty fuck do 10:10UK suppose that this self gratifying, holier than fucking thou, delusional, over indulgent, warmist wankfest of a 'mini-movie' is going to help reduce environmentally damaging emissions.

1. The 40 or so strong film crew all walked to the locations and used solar power to run all their lorry loads of equipment, did they.

2. They hadn't reckoned on a tsunami of boiled piss sweeping all before it every time I watched that load of liberal lefty propaganda, causing untolled environmental destruction.

3. MMGW is total bollocks anyway.

Oh, and if you'd like to tell those 10:10 twats what you think via Twitter then you can twatter the twatting twats right here ..... @1010 ..... No Pressure.

+++UPDATED+++

As mentioned in the comments, due to the uproar, 10:10 have already pulled the video from YouTube but they're fucking well  mistaken if they think it's going to disappear that easily. MicroDave has already uploaded a copy to EyeTube, so here it is:

Richard 'the climate cunt' Curtis and his warmist mutual masturbation mongs have also issued an apology of an apology and, courtesy of SadButMadLad via the comments, here's what it says:

"Today we put up a mini-movie about 10:10 and climate change called 'No Pressure’.

With climate change becoming increasingly threatening, and decreasingly talked about in the media, we wanted to find a way to bring this critical issue back into the headlines whilst making people laugh. We were therefore delighted when Britain's leading comedy writer, Richard Curtis - writer of Blackadder, Four Weddings, Notting Hill and many others – agreed to write a short film for the 10:10 campaign. Many people found the resulting film extremely funny, but unfortunately some didn't and we sincerely apologise to anybody we have offended.

As a result of these concerns we've taken it off our website.

We'd like to thank the 50+ film professionals and 40+ actors and extras and who gave their time and equipment to the film for free. We greatly value your contributions and the tremendous enthusiasm and professionalism you brought to the project.

At 10:10 we're all about trying new and creative ways of getting people to take action on climate change. Unfortunately in this instance we missed the mark. Oh well, we live and learn.

Onwards and upwards,

Eugenie, Franny, Lizzie and the whole 10:10 team"

What a load of fucking bollocks.
Free? Free my fucking arse. Here are the financiers .....

ActionAid
The Carbon Trust
The Energy Saving Trust
The Guardian
O2
Sony
Kyocera

They have all helped to fund the 10:10 Campaign.



My piss hasn't stopped boiling yet.

Amazon Customer Images

Well ..... it seemed rude not to add one of my own:

Not sure how long it will last though but it was still there the last time I looked ;-)

The Camera Never Lies

23rd July,  BBC News reports:

Two Muslim women have claimed they were refused a bus ride because one had her face covered by a veil. They said that when they presented their tickets, the driver told them they were a "threat" to passengers and ordered them off the bus. The firm has started an "urgent" investigation because The Muslim Council of Britain said it was "deeply concerned".

(oh, and the report also includes a handy BBC graphic showing the 7 different types of Islamic female garb. How fucking considerate of them)

 

Anyhow, elsewhere in the real world, it appears that the actual chain of events is more than a little different to the BBC version ....

Yesterday, London Evening Standard reports:

A bus driver accused by two students of banning them because of their Islamic dress has been cleared after CCTV showed he had actually barred them for their abusive behaviour.

On-board CCTV of the incident, showed the women banging on the front doors and attempting to board the bus when it had come to the end of its run. They then get on through the rear doors and begin arguing with the driver. They get off and wait for the bus to start its journey back to Paddington - but another exchange follows, and the driver refuses to set off unless they disembark.

Well, just fancy that, no fucking trace of that version of events to be found anywhere on the BBC News website and no mention of the outcome of the investigation either.

Yet more proof, if any were needed, that the BBC have their own agenda and if the truth gets in the way of that, then ....... just lie.

On A Positive Note ...

... it's good to the that the USA can be just as fucking spineless as the UK Government, after they withdrew Tony Blair's 'invite' to appear before a Senate enquiry into the release of the Lockerbie Bomber. Still, it's good to see that 'slippery' Jack Straw has received his invitation although he does say that he hasn't decided whether to 'attend' or not yet.

He'd like to consult with Gordon Brown first and then have a cosy chat with the nice chaps at the Foreign Office about those leaked letters.

So he won't be going then.

Slippery cunts.

Quotes of Quimishness

"As we tear through the statute book, we'll do something no government ever has. We will ask you which laws you think should go,"

But, of course, we're not going to take any fucking notice. We'll just cherry cunting pick the ones that we wanted to have anyway. As this hypocuntical, coaltion, cock wipe, clearly demonstrates here.

"Of course, there are suggestions which aren't going to be taken up by this government whether it's .... I dunno [shrug], changing the smoking ban"

That's just one popular suggestion that's been ignored. How many others will there be I wonder? Sadly, I'm not surprised of course but it doesn't make me any less fucking angry to be proved bastard well right ....

Renewable Reality

A wind turbine was installed at Southwell Community Primary School, Portland, about 18 months ago thanks to a grant from the Department of Energy and Climate Change and, as John Shades imagines, it probably went a bit like this:

(1) We believed you when you said CO2 was a threat,

and that windmills were part of the answer.

(2) We believed you when you said children in primary schools

should be told of climate threats.

(3) We believed you when you said our wind turbine

would kill only one bird a year.

But then renewable reality reared its ugly head.

14 dead birds in six months.

Headteacher coming in early to clean them up before the children arrived.

Children being upset by birds killed during the school day.

So ...... the wind turbine is shut down.

"We've tried so hard to be eco-friendly but now we can't turn it on."

"We can't get rid of it either because when we bought the turbine we had to apply for grants and the grant from the Department of Energy and Climate Change states that it has to stay on site for five years."

Now perhaps the teachers, having realised that (3) was in fact a total lie, will review what they have done on (2), and that will hopefully lead them back to (1) and the dawn of a shocking realisation: Humanity's CO2 has a negligible effect on climate, but it does benefit plants, and thus in due course, insects, birds, bees, herbivores, and people.

To try and put things into perspective MicroDave was despatched to Portalnd in the GottyCopter to see if he could get a picture of the big green killing machine ...... and here is what he came back with:

This is the tiny turbine that has so far killed 14 birds, mentally disturbed a school full of children and also wasted £20,000 of taxpayers money. Oh, and let's not forget, they can't get rid of the fucking thing either!

Incidentally, if you're looking for that nice bit of irony, which so often accompanies a story like this, then believe me when I say that you're not going to be disappointed this time either. Another 'tip of the turbine' goes to MicroDave for discovering who awaits you when click on to the front page of the School's own website.

You couldn't fucking make it up!

Schools Low Carbon Day +++Updated+++

Just a reminder that it's Schools Low Carbon Day today brought to you by those nice kiddy brainwashers via a 'fake charity' called, Cool The World. When I say 'fake' I mean that we have been unable to find any evidence that the 'charity' is official, despite searching for them here and also banging in a few FOI's to the relevant local authorities. In fact they even seem to be absent from the list of fake charities. What the fuck!

However, we did managed to find that the woman behind all this is an owner of an online garden centre. Check out the advert in the top left sidebar of the website. Yes! That's the one, right next to the piccy of a great big, fuck off sized, outdoor patio heater .... one of several models that they appear to be selling. What the fuck! Hypocrisy? No, surely not.

So ..... if your kids are unlucky enough, to be amongst the 600,000 attending one of the 1600 schools that have signed up to this shit, then they can expect Act On Co2 action-a-plenty today as their little brains are gently washed in a solution of guilt and green taxes.

Just a thought but it might be worth re-considering which school you give you all those 'schools vouchers' to (that you collected at the local supermarket) before you actually hand them over ;-)

And another thing ..... after yesterday's lack of lessons, this also means that there'll be yet another day, where the children of this country will be attending school, without any danger of actually being properly educated.

Just look at my young cousin's school timetable for this week:

Monday:
Teacher Training (stay at home)
Tuesday:
Diversity and Sharia Law in the morning and how the budget affects you, in the afternoon. With particular emphasis on cigarette, alcohol and green taxes.
Wednesday:
Talk about the England match all morning, watch it all afternoon
Thursday:
Low Carbon Day: Make windmills out of papier mache and harness fart gas in old jam jars, for use as a renewable energy source. Tree hugging in the afternoon, if it's a nice day.
Friday:
History: WWII, the Germans and how a game of football, in WWI no man's land, relates to a match being played in the World Cup on Sunday.

What the fuck!

At this rate it's going to take another 13 years to eradicate the Broken Britain legacy of 13 years of New Labour breaking Britain and, more importantly, finally get the education of this country's future back on track.

*sigh*



+++UPDATE+++

It appears that the main subjects of this post are avid readers of this blog.

It could be a coincidence, I suppose, but the intro on the Cool The World "fake charity" website has now been altered to read "Voluntary organisation with charitable status" :

Hmmm, that's strange, I could have sworn that Cool The World originally stated they were a "registered charity". Oh yes ...... good old Google cache appears to confirm that a recent adjustment has been made. Here's how it looked originally:

A subsequent call to the HMRC charity helpline, unsurprisingly, yielded little information although she did say that they didn't have any records of them, but there may be an application in the system.

Yeah, Right!

ConDem Nation Budget ++Update++

I'm no expert on the economy, as I will readily admit, but I do know a lie when I hear/see one. There have been far too many rumours circulating in the run up to today's Emergency Budget, about an expected hike in VAT.

I do hope that this is just some sort of 'spin double bluff'. You know the tactic. Politicians will leak that something bad is going to happen but then don't actually carry it out, in the devious attempt to render the minions so relieved that they won't notice all the other cluster fucks that are flying around.

I hardly need to remind you that we were told "there are no plans to raise VAT", in the run up to the May election so, presumably, that means the LibCon are fully aware they have no mandate to do so and they wouldn't possibly have lied to us would they.

BTW, still waiting for my cast iron EU Referendum, Dave.

Anyhow, as Calling England rightly points out, "under EU rules the government can raise VAT as much as it likes and when it likes but to reduce it again it must have permission". Hmmm, I guess we shall soon see what the outcome will be but I can't help thinking I need to check if I have any vaseline to hand .... just in case I feel like I've been shafted.

Apologies if you were kind of expecting to see a Live Blog on the Budget today, I just haven't been able to get around to organising it. So please feel free to use this post as an open thread for all things budgety bollocks where you can rant and rave to your heart's wallet's content. Or sing it's praises perhaps ;-)

++UPDATE++ 17:40

So there you have it.

Budget over, no pain, no gain blah blah blah, no surprises.

One thing bothering the fuck out of me though.

Am I almost alone in the fact that we've been lied to about the VAT increase? Don't get me wrong, it's not the actual increase that's boiling my piss tonight, it's the U-fucking-turn by Cleggeron. I've only seen one other blogger, so far, that is fucking furious about it.

Why is that?

I can only assume that being lied to sits pretty comfortably with those that agree with the end result. So what the fucketty fuck happened to principles then? Fucked if I know.

Brainwashing Bastards! +++Updated+++

 Bubble, bubble,bubble..........


 +++UPDATE+++

Many thanks for all the info in the comments about who the fuck might be behind this load of bollocks.

I have done a little more digging myself and discovered that Erica Robb is the mother behind the Schools Low Carbon Day and Cool The World websites which, you will notice, are one and the same. Erica Robb is also mentioned here as founder of the similarly named registered (?) charity. 

On the other hand if you look here, the founder is named as Erica Charles ..... one and the same perhaps? That link also tells us this:

The [Schools Low Carbon Day] website pulls together more than 30 lesson plans and sets of lesson plans from online sources such as Generation Green (supported by British Gas), The Low Carbon Partnership, ACE (The Atmosphere, Climate and Environment Information Programme, supported by DEFRA),The Prince’s Rainforest Project and others.

Interesting?

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True Lies

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Inspiration from Fausty via TBY

Lib Lab Con Coalition

Tony Fucking Blair Gordon Fucking Brown Fucking Love In

The warmongering, champagne swilling, pathological liar great messiah returned to the political stage today in support of the man who has lied, cheated, bullied, bummed and embezzled saved the world.

Tony Blair hails Brown's boldness

Fuck the fucking fucketty, fuck fuck, fucking well off!

*leaves room to staunch niagara nosebleed*

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Stunning Cunt Performs Cunning Stunt

What a total cunt this man is.

The very next day after he blagged his way through 'his evidence' and lied his fat fucking face off about how he did everything in his power to help the armed forces, he just happens to pay a visit to our troops in Afghanistan. "I've planned this visit for some time", says the lying, deluded, bullying, unelected, blood stained, bell end cheese taster.

Well I say he's a lying cunt and this is yet another pathetic example in a long fucking list of pathetic examples by a sad, lonely, drug dependent, talentless, out of control, power crazed, shit stain who will do anything, and I mean anything, to try and 'win' votes.

Even laugh in the faces of dead troops' bereaved relatives.

I repeat.
What a total cunt this man is.

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Global Warming The REAL Bedtime Story

via The Big Yin @ freedom2choose


Act On Co2 : It's all just an act

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Ballot for Tony Blair Seats

Sir John Chilcot, Chairman of The Iraq Inquiry, has just launched a public ballot for seats to watch Tony Blair give his evidence;

“There has been considerable interest from members of the public wanting to know how to get a seat for this particular hearing. Given the potential demand, we recognise the importance of providing people with certainty about whether or not they will be able to get into the hearings, particularly those who need to travel long distances. We believe the fairest way to do this is to allocate seats by ballot.”

The lying, warmongering fuckwit Tony Blair is due to appear sometime during the fortnight commencing 25th January. His lies cover up evidence will last for a full day and tickets are available for the morning and afternoon sessions which both last about 3 hours.

So, if you fancy hurling a few eggs observing the truth dodging cunt former Prime Minister telling the biggest fucking porky pies you ever heard his version of events, ballot forms can be downloaded from here.

Might be worth a go, don't you think?

Even if it's just for the chance to spit in the cunt's face ;-)

Climate Change Deal Reaches A Climax

Things are cumming coming to a head in Copenhagen as Gordon Brown manages a last ditch push, on a gonad global warming agreement, with Barack Obama . . .