Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 5]

Yep, the weekend is here and the weather is looking good for the next few days. It's time to grab your pigskin suitcase, chuck in your designer burkini .....

or make one yourself if you prefer ......

and head off to your halal holiday in the sun.

I fucking well shit you not ...... thanks to some excellent journalism from the BBC on behalf of all TV licence fee payers everywhere. And don't even fucking start me on bastard Ramadan .... oh, ok then but you'll have to wait until tomorrow for that.

I need a fucking drink!

Piss Boiler Of The Week

School dinners for thousands of pupils in Britain will contain only halal meat from next month. This will now mean that more non-Muslims will be consuming halal meat in Britain than Muslims.

Fuck the mother fucking, fucketty, fucking, fuck off!