Rub A Dub Dub

Happy St George's Day!

While we still can, eh.

Meanwhile.......

Rowing, rowing,
Going nowhere
What do we care
If we get there?
Rowing, glowing,
Showing such flair
We're three men in a boat.

nicked from here

Left Wing Blogosphere ++Updated++

It's no fucking surprise that the Right wing blogosphere continue to piss all over the left and, no wonder, with laughable efforts like this it just makes our life so much easier.

In the sidebar it says "....website that is here to bringing you fun for hours at the expense of Conservative....". No I'm not shitting you, that is exactly what it says and if you think the grammar is bad, just wait until you see what the fuck is supposed to be "fun for hours".

Fuck me, a blind chimpanzee with no fucking hands, no computer and no fucking internet access could do better. Well, better than Gordon Brown and his totally out of touch comrades, that's for sure.

++UPDATE++
Thanks to  Katabasis for pointing out Anna's excellent post on left wing blogging. I don't know how the fuck I missed it, she's on my blogroll and my google reader! It's definitely worth a read ;-)

Time For A Cold Snap Election

Charlie Angels

And there was me thinking that Gordon Brown had snorted sorted the World banking problem single handed. Unless, of course, he meant something entirely different when referring to those vital 'cash injections' of his.

Hit & Run Harman ++Update++

Harriet 'Hit & Run' Harman is being investigated for driving without due care and attention, driving while illegally using a mobile phone and failing to stop after an accident, the most serious of the three offences. I dare say she'll still come out (pun intended) with the usual excuse about it being within the twatting rules, blah blah fucking blah.

So that'll be yet another reason not to Vote Labia then.

All Fools Day

Dolly Draper Dishing Out Drivel

Apparently GolliWolli Draper is preparing for his new book launch, Tory Poppins has the full story here. I would imagine that the LabourLost Luvvy will be pulling out all the stops in a desperate attempt to impress all his ex Nulabore mates from his Mr X days. He will of course fail miserably.

Fucking nice.

Book reviews, if anyone could be arsed to read this self indulgent bullshit, may well be something like this:

"Prat"

Ian Dale

"You can just fuck off"

Guido Fawkes

"I cant wait for the 26th March"

Old Holborn

"Write it? I haven't even read it"

Mr X

"I've had him"

Lord Meddlebum of ManMuncher

"The smarmy cunt never does the washing up"

Kate Garraway

"Never heard of the fucker"

Editor, Psychotherapist Monthly

"Ahh good, something to wipe my big fat hairy arse on"

Grumpy Old Twat

"I've just had him again but don't tell Brownfinger"

Lord Meddlebum of ManMuncher

"Don't let that lying, self opinionated, cock waving bastard anywhere near me"

Gordoom Brownfinger

"Takes one to know one"

2 million unemployed

Psychotherapy my arse, you twat!

Carry On Signing

Following an excellent signpost by the Lone Voice

I decided to gather together a few of my favourite UK road signs.

And, of course, I couldn't leave this one out . . . .