Bob Ainsworth, Great Bloke!

I recently read an article at the Times Online which was basically telling us that Bob Ainsworth was Gordon Brown's third choice for the position of Minister of Defence.

So what you might ask?

The point is that towards the end of the article was an absolutely astonishing quote. I had to read it four fucking times before I was sure that the quote was definitely in relation to the attributes of Bob Ainsworth.

"Bob is liked by the military,” a friend said. “They like his toughness. They like his occasional laddishness.”

Who the fuck was this 'friend', that's what I'd like to know.

It must have been some deaf, blind, mute fucker who has never met, seen or heard the two faced, wig wearing, spineless twat and had to relay his quote via some specially trained mind reading, typing seal or other that his 'friend' had just met on fucking Facebook.

Un-ber-fucking-lievable quote of the fucking day, if you ask me.

Or does anyone disagree?

Bob Ainsworth Loses It ++LIVE++

Twitch of the 'tash to Red Rag

Question For Bob Ainsworth

Bob Ainsworth, Thanks for Nothing

As of today 178 of our British Armed Forces personnel have lost their lives in Afghanistan. One wonders how many of those souls would have been saved if Bob Ainsworth and his other spineless cronies, had supplied them with more up-to-date equipment and vehicles.

Equipment and vehicles that are readily available and used by our American counterparts who, by comparison, have lost fewer personnel.

Is this a coincidence?

I think not.

++++UPDATE++++

Thanks to Anti Citizen One for supplying a link to this

excellent case in point.

The Iraq Enquiry

Just like this one.

Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio

Once again I've picked a few of the excellent images from the blogosphere that have caught my eye and amused me recently.

Please click through on the links and check out their other work, you won't be disappointed . . . . 

@ dazed 'n' confused

@ flyingwarpigs

@ muffled voiciferation

@ gigits-gigits

OK, so there's four and there's no apologies for the Labour/unelected, monovisioned, urine stained, bogey feeding, testicle tickler theme either.

It's my blog and I'll do what the fuck I like!

No Change There Then

Whilst our attention is being occupied by the comings and goings at Downing Street (more about that from me later) and the results of the local elections, Gordon Brown has obviously decided that this is a good day for burying bad news.

Full Metropolitan Police Statement

Gordon Brown Vs Susan Boyle

Blears Denies Criticism of Brown

Incidentally, I don't expect any of you will be surprised by the way that the BBC has reported this story compared to the Sky News take on things.

BBC says 'Blears Denies Criticism of Brown'.

Sky News says 'Brown Gets Titanic Battering from Blears'

What a fucking surprise!

The BBC.

Biased as fuck.

Sorry Yet Gordon?

All Fools Day

If Only Gordon Brown Had The Balls

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were recently told to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..


Separately Kevin Rudd, the Australian Prime Minister, angered some Australian Muslims by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. 

Quote:

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. "

"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom."

"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!"

"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture."

"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us."

"This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."

"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

Gordon Brown.

A wanker with no balls.

That is all.