What the hell goes through the tiny minds of some parents when they decide to give their children ridiculous birth names? I thought calling your offspring Tangerine or Boat or Asmatik or Virgin was fucking horrendous enough but can you possibly imagine how bad life would be, being burdened with a name like ..... Two Faced Bastard Liar, for the rest of your natural days.
Nine separate sets of parents, that I know of, have done just that.
Seriously though, isn't that grounds for child cruelty or some such shit?
