Student Protest Against Tuition Fees Turns Ugly +Updated+

It looks as though the revolution may finally have kicked off then. Thank fuck for that, I was beginning to think it would never come. According to the latest news, Tory HQ at Millbank has been evacuated and there's all sorts of window smashing, violence and fire and shit going on. The protesting students also have their eye on LibDem HQ in Cowley street and I was kinda hoping that they may have time to swing by Labour HQ too.

Banner would have been perfect if you'd included the Labour logo too!

Video available here and more pics here, including what looks like a bonfire.

Nice!

+++ UPDATE +++ 16:23hrs

Sky News reporting that bricks and other missiles still being thrown at police and some demonstrators are setting fire to their placards and throwing those too. It appears that the Police are unable to control the angry crowd.

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Someone Is Taking The Piss, Right?

Oh, do fuck off!

I'm just not in the mood for this kind of shit today ... or any other fucking day!

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What's Nick Clegg Looking at ....

.... or is that primary school kid trying to teach him something?

Tuition Fees, Just Another Example

From September 2009:

Those signing the Vote for Students pledge, [opposing the hike in fees] which include Nick Clegg, Sir Menzies Campbell and Vince Cable as well as a group of current and former Labour ministers, have given the first clear indication of their position on tuition fees ahead of the Browne review due in the autumn.

October 2010:

Cable abandons Lib Dem pledge on tuition fees by accepting the main proposal of Lord Browne .... that the limit on fees should be lifted.

Just as wish-washy, spineless and hypocritical as ever then. It's the power, you see. Pledges, promises and principles mean fuck all, to any of them, once they've secured your vote and begin to breathe the politically polluted air within the Westminster Bubble.

They're all the fucking same. Whatever the 'party'.

#cpc10 Logo Fail

I'm with WofW on this one .....

Cameron has wrapped himself, his Party and his Government in the Union Flag with the conference slogan "Together in the national interest", having at the same time 'Union Jacked' their tree symbol.

For any one of the Lib/Lab/Con to present themselves as a patriotic party is an affront to the intelligence of the British People, who are becoming more aware by the day of the leeching of powers to Brussels. It is doubly hurtful for the British people when the Conservatives join in this facile attempt to boost their ratings as that party have in the past been very much for Queen and Country - well, until that bastard Heath appeared on the scene, that is.

Together in the national interest? Fuck off!

Who the fuck do they think they're kidding ..... surely my humble version of the Conservative Party Conference logo would be far more appropriate in the circumstances ......

Btw, did anyone else see the three stooges on the Adam Boulton Show this morning? Fuck me! Did they just find out they weren't getting paid for their appearance (heaven forbid) or did somebody die? They looked like pallbearers at a funeral, waiting for the coffin to turn up ...... 

Quotes of Quimishness

"As we tear through the statute book, we'll do something no government ever has. We will ask you which laws you think should go,"

But, of course, we're not going to take any fucking notice. We'll just cherry cunting pick the ones that we wanted to have anyway. As this hypocuntical, coaltion, cock wipe, clearly demonstrates here.

"Of course, there are suggestions which aren't going to be taken up by this government whether it's .... I dunno [shrug], changing the smoking ban"

That's just one popular suggestion that's been ignored. How many others will there be I wonder? Sadly, I'm not surprised of course but it doesn't make me any less fucking angry to be proved bastard well right ....

Nick Clegg To Sack Danny Alexander?

Bearing in mind the latest story in The Telegraph regarding Danny Alexander's aversion to paying CGT, I thought I'd remind Nick Clegg of what he said on the subject during the 1st Leaders' Debate.

The key phrase is at 1:01 .......

Fuck me, this is getting way beyond parody.

Over to you then Nick.

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The Laws According To David

A spouse is not a spouse when you are paying your 'landlord' £950 a month (of tax payers' money) to rent a room in a house where you live with your gay partner...... who is also your 'landord'.

Don't worry though, now that David Laws has been found out he has of course immediately declared, in traditional honour amongst thieves fashion, "I regret this situation deeply, accept that I should not have claimed my expenses in this way and apologise fully."

Change the fucking record you thieving bastards!

Come on then Cleggeron let's see if you can grow a pair of balls between you, let's see if you really want to clean up Parliament then shall we. David Laws must be sacked immediately. No dilly dallying, no waiting to see what David Lyons has to say, no pontifi-fucking-cation while you wait for the fuss to die down, just fucking do it.

New broom, sweep clean ...... or the whole miserable lot of you really will be tarred with the same sleazy brush. No second chances, prove us all wrong. Show us that we were wrong, all along, in thinking that nothing has changed except the names in charge of what IS STILL a sleaze ridden and corrupt Houses of Parliament.

If you don't, there'll be a fucking riot.

Incidentally, was it a coincidence that David Laws pulled out of QT last week? Oh, and it appears that the fat poof is playing the 'gayer' card again. Why else would he 'come out' in full support of a duplicitous dick sucker?

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Lib ConFused.com

Is it just me or does anyone else feel a bit confused dot com, about the political leanings of the 'cure all coalition' of Dick and Dom  Ant and Dec  Laurel and Hardy  Morecombe and Wise  The Chuckle Brothers Dave and Nick?

We appear to have a Conservative PM who thinks he's Tony Blair 2 and who is quietly leaning further to the left than my Aunty Eileen (whose left peg is 3 inches shorter than the right), and then there's the Deputy Dawg PM. For a so called 'more-in-common-with-Labour' Liberal Democrat he seems awfully Conservative these days ...... dontcha think?

Don't get me wrong, I'm damn well over the fucking moon that Gordon 'the cuntry fucker' Brown has had his fingernails removed from the No.10 door jambs with a plasma cutter. So ...... perhaps I'm just being a grumpy old twat ...... ungrateful and a bit over critical, about the early efforts of Duplicitous Dave and Notonyernelly Nick?

Maybe it's a question of wait and see because, after all, if I was really disillusioned I might have considered checking out another comparison webshite instead ......

Incidentally, my lovely old gran once told me that .....
'two wrongs don't make a right'.

Now she was a proper Conservative ;-)

I miss her.

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The Coalition Tankard

I first caught sight of this 'check it 3 times it looks like a fucking wind up' advert for a coalition commemorative tankard wankard mug, over at Lakey's place, a couple of days ago. He kids us not that this is a genuine product and not one of his excellent photoshopping efforts .......

I was still not convinced. It's a joke right? I mean, who the fuck in their right mind would want one of these vomit inducing pieces of china on their sideboard? It's just so fucking wrong on so many levels, not least the jaw dropping price of £29 -fuckin-95, plus p+p of course.

I was so fucking nauseous that I couldn't even be arsed to do a pisstake 'shop' of the thing, on the grounds that I didn't care too much for picking the carrot chunks out of my keyboard whilst I was working on the image.

However, all that changed when Anna posted a copy of the original advert and with it an invitation to submit an alternative version of the gruesome twosome tankard. A challenge is a challenge, right?

grab a sick bag before you click the image to enlarge

Don't even talk to me about photoshopping the Gordon Brown wankard, the strapline was enough to send me into orbit. Anyway, I've done more than my fair share of that twat already and I just can't take anymore of his ugly mug.

Filthy Rich and Cat Flap

"Will I ever join with the conservative party?

No. I refuse to be merely an annex of another government."

Nick Clegg 2008