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Ellie Gellard And Other News

Having launched the Labour Party General Election, Ellie Gellard demonstrates the technique she used to show the PM she was " the girl for the job".

" I like to get it done right first time" she said.

via The Last Of The Few

Your Support Is Needed

As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people.

We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on. Please keep it going!

To show your support for Gordon Brown please go to the end of the list and add your name.


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via Ampers

Gordon Grabs A Granny

Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah are caught dragging 82 year old Alice Thompson off to a "Labour Voter Holding Centre", after she let slip that she thought Gordon was wonderful. Every vote counts!

via MicroDave

Anagram Of The Day

Election Results  =  Lies Lets Recount

via Joe Public

Icelandic Volcano

Thank fuck for that.
At least it means that the Election is no longer at the top of all the news bulletins but I shall be watching the first debate tonight. Willing Gordon, with every ounce of vin rouge in my veins, to make a complete twat of himself on live TV. One of those hideously false smiles should do the trick ;-)

Incidentally, I heard some twat on the radio today, gleefully announcing that 100,000 tons of CO2 had been saved from the atmosphere, due to all the cancelled air traffic.

So how fucking much CO2 does he think is spewing out of that volcano then?

Twat!
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The UK News Network

A brand new and independent news gathering service has just been launched to support the UK blogosphere. A group of fellow bloggers have got together to provide a valuable resource, keeping you bang up to date with what's REALLY going on out there.

It's well worth adding to your blogroll ;-)


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Newsround CBBC MMGW Bias

It seems like the BBC aren't going to let the fact that the UK is in the grip of arctic weather conditions, stop them from keeping our kids on track with regard to global warming.

Following this excellent post from DB over at Biased BBC, I've managed to track down the actual clip of CBBC Newsround that proves you're never too young to be subjected to BBC bias.

Fucking incredible isn't it, how the Blatant Brainwashing Channel and the Met Office propaganda machine will stop at nothing to ensure that our children are kept 'on message', however contrived.

DB sums it up nicely:
Hope that helps to "clear up any confusion" kids. You see, we used to have snow and ice "every week", but because of global warming we get milder weather except when we get the same extreme weather we used to get before global warming. Or something. Anyway, never mind all that because it's been a bit hot in Australia and now it's a bit wet. You see, it's all global warming, children. Just promise you won't flick channels and watch all the news about record snowfalls in China and America, OK? That would be too much confusion to clear up in one programme.