Ed Balls Reveals The Terrible Truth

With thanks to Billy for the inspiration

The New Susan Boyle Album . . .

. . . 'I Dreamed A Dream' is set to become this year's biggest selling album. People of all ages seem to be buying it, and it's clearly going to be one of the must-have gift items this Christmas.

Gordon Brown's version of 'I Dreamed A Dream' is set to become this year's biggest flop. People of all ages just aren't buying it, and it's clearly going to be disappearing from the shelves just after Christmas.