Come Home To Labour

During a speech desperate plea in Manchester yesterday, Gordon Brown has urged people to "come home to Labour" because under 13 years of their Government the country has changed "for the better and for ever".

Is that fucking right!

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Labour Party Pledge Card

As many have already noted, the Labour Party have just launched another list of promises to break their 5 point 'pledge card' for the forthcoming election. What a load of fucking bollocks. Who the fuck, in their right mind, is going to be taken in by all that shit.

My version is much more believable ......

The original?
That's here but I wouldn't even bother clicking the link.

Click here instead where you'll find 5 pledges
which are much nearer the fucking mark.

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MyLabourPoster

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Gordon Brown's New Nickname

It says so here.

Share this ;-)

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Be Stupid. Vote Labour.

Following on from my original 'Be Stupid' post,

here are a couple more offerings to add to the collection . . .

The first seven posters can be found here.

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Be Stupid

Time for a new ad campaign, based on the excellent new

'Be Stupid' series from Diesel.

Just too good an opportunity to miss, dontcha think ;-)

If you fancy having a go with a few slogans
of your own, just let me know in the comments
and I'll add the best ones to the post.

+++UPDATE+++
Additional posters can be found here


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Cadbury's Fruit & Nut Case

G.O.T. more Cadbury's chocolate HERE

and The Lakelander's been at it too plus he tells us that
RBS have loaned Kraft the money to buy Cadbury's.
What the fuck!

Cadbury's Dairy Milk Labour Kraft

More Cadbury's chocolate HERE

Cadbury's Creme Egg Limited Edition

More Cadbury's chocolate HERE

Thousands of Cadbury's Jobs To Go

Following a successful takeover bid from Kraft, Gordon Brown has announced today "The one thing I want to say is this: we are determined that the levels of investment that take place in Cadburys in the United Kingdom are maintained and we are determined of course, that at a time when people are worried about their jobs, that jobs in Cadbury can be secure."

The curse of Jonah will undoubtedly strike again.

If you work for Cadbury's, you're fucked.

More Cadbury's chocolate HERE

PMQs Tory Airbrush Poster Edition

Did you see Gordon Brown taking the piss out of THAT Tory poster and David Cameron's airbrushed photo, at PMQ's today. Fuck me, who the hell wrote those lines for him! An eight year old fuckwit?

Anyway, that aside, it got me thinking . . .

Grumpy Old Twat doesn't airbrush faces but if he did . . .

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Time For A Cold Snap Election

Hoon and Hewitt and Co

Stop cunting around with this shit,

it's all bollocks.

There's only one secret ballot

that I'm fucking interested in.

A General Election.

I thank you ;-)

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Kerry McCarthy MP Twitter Czar

#kerryout.net

Launches 4th Jan 12pm

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Labour Just Doesn't Add Up

During the worst recession on record, the total number of British-born employees has REDUCED by 625,000. During the same period, the number of foreign-born workers has RISEN by 22,000.

The total number of British-born workers has now slumped to 25,104,000 in the year to June but jobs taken by those born outside the UK has increased to 3,730,000.

Labour Pains

Piss the Pissing Piss Off