Quote of the Week So Far

"..... I am sick of being personally smeared by these completely amoral libertarians, and astonished that their groundless claims on McBride are repeated by people on such an unprincipled basis"

Tom Miller, Labour Parliamentary Candidate for Woking

Ahhh, bless ;-)

Grumpy Old Twat Top Trio

So here, on this Bank Holiday Weekend and in no particular order, are 3 most excellent images that have caught my eye and amused me during the previous week.

All of them produced by like minded fellow bloggers . . . . 

@ Tea with a Tory which was spotted over at The Lone Voice

@ Let Fly The Pigs of War

@ Muffled Vociferation

Goodbye Dolly

I see Dolly 'the dipshit' Draper is on his way out then.

Guido has the breaking story.

What am I going to do now?

Dolly was such a good source of entertaining parody and I’m sure going to miss that egotistical twat in that respect.

So I guess we won’t be seeing him over here anymore then?

Twat!

Red Rag Blogspot

Now what do we have here?

I don't think that this blog site is going to be around for too long.

Luckily I have already managed to grab a couple of screen images before it disappears.

But I know nothing about it, right.

Oh, and if you are interested in the detail, high res versions are available to view at the foot of this blog.

Try Something New

Cc: Derek Draper

Sorry Yet Gordon?

Smear Twats Dot Com

A little bit more here.

Damian McBride Bin Ends

It is almost certain now that Damian McBride will be fucked off into obscurity, by Brownfinger's army of spin doctoring dickwipes, in a desperate attempt to disassociate the one eyed snot gobbling twat from a shit smearing campaign he, more than likely, had his own stubby little Brownfinger in anyway.

So, to celebrate , I thought I would open a bottle of this . . . 

"Well, how do you do, young Damain McBride?
Do you mind if I sit here, down by your graveside?
And I'll rest for a while in the warm summer sun,
I've been walking all day, Lord, and I'm nearly done."

Off to the wine rack now to see what I can crack open next in anticipation of Dolly 'pussydick' Draper's welcome departure to No Man's Land too.

***** Update *****

According to Guido, McBride has now been fired!

Nice.

So, please form an orderly queue Messrs. Draper, Watson and Brown.

Twats!

Hat Tip Damian McBride

Dolly Draper Dishing Out Drivel

Apparently GolliWolli Draper is preparing for his new book launch, Tory Poppins has the full story here. I would imagine that the LabourLost Luvvy will be pulling out all the stops in a desperate attempt to impress all his ex Nulabore mates from his Mr X days. He will of course fail miserably.

Fucking nice.

Book reviews, if anyone could be arsed to read this self indulgent bullshit, may well be something like this:

"Prat"

Ian Dale

"You can just fuck off"

Guido Fawkes

"I cant wait for the 26th March"

Old Holborn

"Write it? I haven't even read it"

Mr X

"I've had him"

Lord Meddlebum of ManMuncher

"The smarmy cunt never does the washing up"

Kate Garraway

"Never heard of the fucker"

Editor, Psychotherapist Monthly

"Ahh good, something to wipe my big fat hairy arse on"

Grumpy Old Twat

"I've just had him again but don't tell Brownfinger"

Lord Meddlebum of ManMuncher

"Don't let that lying, self opinionated, cock waving bastard anywhere near me"

Gordoom Brownfinger

"Takes one to know one"

2 million unemployed

Psychotherapy my arse, you twat!

Cowboy Builders Banned

A story based on The Three Little Pigs has been rejected by a Government backed awards event because the judges have decided it might offend Muslims . . . . .

. . . . . and builders!

What? Fuck off!

We mustn't upset Cowboy fucking builders.

We might offend them.

What? (again) Fuck off! (again)

You must be having a fucking giraffe.

They are one of the 'scum groups' of the earth for fucks sake! Along with those other  lowlifes, The Chavs and The Pikeys.

Ask The Eye. 

He certainly won't be tawtting well amused at having to take the poor sensitive feelings of those money swindling, home wrecking, couldn't give a shit, Cowboy Builders into consideration!

Also, the same book has been criticised by judges of the event because "the use of pigs raises cultural issues".

How many more times are these 'minority mong' muslim defenders going to keep fucking telling us all what to do every five minutes. And what not to do too, for that matter.

Sick of it.

Sick and fucking tired of it.

Sick and fucking tired of minority groups trying to run our lives. Muslim this, Islam that, racist the other.

Oh, and while we are on the subject, that pussydick, Dolly Draper has jumped on the 'fuck off you racists' band-wanker-wagon by all accounts.

Dolly Draper.

A prime example of a complete, catergory A, class one twat who is way beyond the meaning of the word cuntishness*