Seditious Poetry Corner

As you all know I am more than slightly partial to a little sedition (OK then, shitloads) and it's great to see it being executed well in the form of poems, from a talented seditious poet by the name of Cry Baby .

This is their latest offering . . . .

I’m the unelected dictator, I’m squatting in number 10,
You can try and try to evict me, time and time again.
It’s down to me, when I decide, when I want to call the election,
You cant touch me, I’m made of steel and I have the most protection.

That is just the first verse so I suggest you read the rest of it here.

You won't be disappointed!

Outlaw Gordon.

That is an Order Gordon, not a request.
Do One you Oik.

My Contribution To Global Warming

Gordon is at it again.

Throwing shit loads of money, that we don't fucking have, at some Global problem or other in a pathetic effort to appear statesman-like on the World stage.

This time its Global warming or climate control or whatever else 'they' are calling it this week. It's all total bollocks anyway and a complete fucking con if you ask me.

So, in a nut shell, Gordon Brown is making a bid to lead the World in Global warming by launching a ground breaking initiative (not my fucking choice of words) to set up a £60 billon rescue fund.

Yes that's right. 60 fucking billion pounds!

Where the fuck is he going to get that from then?

I have a much better suggestion, Mr Gordon 'Global' Brown.

Stand still while I throw a can of petrol over you and chuck a lighted Zippo in your direction

Now that's what I call making a useful contribution to Global warning!

Image by Lorenzo

RIP MJ.

Gordon, You Know What You Can Do.