www.prezza.org.uk

The Eye that sees all, recently sent me a tip off that soon to be Lord Prescott of Pies, Chips and Mushy Peas has just launched a brand new webshite, to promote his nomination for Treasurer of the Labour Party.

Basically it's a blog* where Pork Pie Prezza can spout shite, between mouthfuls,  and which also allows for mentally sub normal Labour types to hit the "Nominate Me" button. Comments are on but rather predictably so is the moderation. I've had a couple of attempts at using my right to freedom of speech but without any success so far. See if you can do better here.

Failing that, if you have a Twitter account, why not drop him a 140er using his shiny new hashtag #prezza4treasurer, he's very proud of it and I'm sure he'd like you to get in touch ;-)

Meanwhile, here's my typically gottish take on Prezza's webshite front page:

click image to read the small print

If you fancy having a go at the pie troughing cunt yourselves .....
here's a handy blank template:

Leave a link to your versions in the comments or email them in to me and I'll post a few of the best ones. By best, of course, I mean the most fucking insulting ;-)


* A blog set up by those nice people at GameChanger, who mainly consist of MD David Prescott (??) and that familiar pair of 'failed-to-be-elected-as-a-Labour-MP' fuckwits Alex Hilton and Tom Miller. Wonder where the funding came from for all that then?

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Quote of the Week So Far

"..... I am sick of being personally smeared by these completely amoral libertarians, and astonished that their groundless claims on McBride are repeated by people on such an unprincipled basis"

Tom Miller, Labour Parliamentary Candidate for Woking

Ahhh, bless ;-)

New Labour Cut Price Poster Campaign?

I know that money is all but non-existent, in the New Labour Election Campaign coffers, but resorting to schoolkids knocking up posters on their home computers? That's scraping the preverbial barrel a bit isn't it?

Oh but hang on a minute, that's no wet behind the ears kiddywink (is it?) it's Labour's PPC for Woking, Tom Miller.

You know the one.
He blew my cover with his excellent (?) profiling technique ;-)

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Oh No! Tom Miller Has Blown My Cover

That's it then, my secrets are out!

All due to the ability (?) of Tom Miller's character profiling technique.

Here is what he had to say in the comments, over at Obo's place . . .

GOT, wakey wakey, get that tinfoil hat off my son.

You don't actually live in V for Vendetta. You probably spend most of your time driving a ford focus or summat, and wearing Marks and Spencer shirts.

Ha ha, spot on!

I'll have to rush out in the morning to BHS and buy some new shirts, straight after I've chopped the Focus in for a Mondeo.

. . . and the Labour party wonder why we all think that they are completely out of touch with the real world. If that's how they perceive the likes of bloggers like me then they surely deserve everything that is heading their way.

Made oi fackin larrf tho!