Mandelson Blames The Treasury (Updated)

Fuck me it's getting contagious.

Isn't that what his bum chum Brownfinger normally does.

Blame every other fucker except himself?

Lord ManBottom of Man Muncher has apparently said that the much needed help for the British car industry (I use the term British loosely) is progressing far too slowly.

I, on the other hand, think that Lord ManBottom of ManMuncher is far to quick to behave like an egotistical twat who is far more interested in how he can readily line his pockets, and his rectum, rather than genuinely consider the welfare of this country as paramount.

Twat!

**Update**

Following a suggestion from The Eye, in the comments below, here is an alternative pic of Lord LickyBum . . . 

Mandy Gets the Decorators In

Lord Meddlesome has wasted even more of our taxpayers money by deciding to have his office redecorated AGAIN. Makeover Mandy, not content with the £20,000 already daubed on his walls prior to taking office, has spunked out another 57,000 of our precious pounds to have his Whitehall wank palace re-tarted.

Fuck me! (no not you Mandy)

The fucking nerve of the extravagant twat is beyond belief.

Frittering away our money on his turd polishers paradise whilst telling the jobless to fuck off to Europe and get work.

Incidentally, taxpayers have now forked out over £390,000 in the last year so that the man munching Meddlesome and his junior ministers can relax in luxury at the Department for Business Enterprise and Regulatory Reform.

'Changing Rooms', my fucking arse!

Quelle Surprise!

What did I tell you?

Lord Meddlesome of Man Muncher has indicated that tax payers money may be used to prop up the car industry in this Country.

That'll mean it fucking well will be then.

The Minister for Backdoor Agendas was quoted as saying "Commercial loans or guarantees from the Government to assist them to bridge a very difficult period may be needed but that is not what I would call a bail out"

What the fucking, buggery bollocks is it called then?

It's a fucking bail out you cretin!

Nothing more, nothing less.