It was with great excitement, this morning, that I read the headline "Giant Red Stag Shot Dead For Antlers", so I hurriedly clicked through to take a look. For I was desperate to see that picture of two jags, two shags and his giant lardy arsed bulk, sprawled lifeless on the ground.
But no, apparently they were referring to another giant red stag, and alas John Prescott is still alive and troughing ... complete with antlers.
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