We can only admire the resourcefulness and determination of Tesco who managed to build a brand new store from scratch, and have it open for business, in just 13 days. Ok, so it wasn't all about helping those poor Cumbrians, Tesco did stand to lose a shit load of cash ... fair fucking play though, all the same:
Hmmm ... but I still can't help but wonder where the fuck they find some of their staff from though. Most of us have been subjected to the twattishness of a Tesco Twatco twat from time to time, haven't we?
Killemallletgodsortemout recently dropped me a line to pass on a 'jobsworth experience' that his lad had the other day in Tesco. He'd just used a self-service checkout to scan two packets of paracetemol ...
Fat slut-bitch waddles over and says:
"You're only allowed two packets of paracetemol."
Killemall Jnr says:
"I've only got two packets."
FSB:
"Yes, but just so you know, you're only allowed two packets."
Killemall Jnr:
"You've just wasted your breath in saying that, haven't you?
I'VE ONLY GOT TWO PACKETS.
Anyway, what are you, the paracetemol police?"
FSB:
"There's no need for that."
Killemall Jnr:
"There's every need for that.
Keep your interfering, jobsworth beak out of my life."
FSB:
"I'll call the manager."
Killemall Jnr:
"Call who you like. You'll be calling them for absolutely no good reason, won't you, and I'll take great pleasure in letting them know how you harassed me for no good reason. In fact, I think I might sue the company. In fact, come to think of it, calling the manager might be a good idea and I might end up with free groceries for a year or two, all thanks to you interfering unnecessarily in matters that are of no concern to you whatsoever ... and harassing shoppers as they go about their lawful activity of spending money in the store for which they are responsible, the customers of which pay your wages."
No manager, no free groceries ...
but his lad now DETESTS the legacy of New Labour as much as he does.
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