+++Breaking+++ Brown Bloodied By Attack

A court martial is out of the question

as there were no witnesses . . .

. . . and, after spending all day inside Karzai,

here is Gordon Brown pictured just hours before the attack . . .

Images courtesy of Lorenzo

What To Do If You Have Swine Flu

Spread a little happiness.

Go on. You know you want to!

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Further Swine Flue fuckwittery can be found here and here

Strictly Come Gording

A Gentle Hint For Gordon

Just in case you haven't got the message yet Gordon.

Fuck The Fuck Off

It appears that I have been tagged by the Old Bag (thanks for fucking nothing) to tell you about the 8 things that I hate and because this is my 200th post (whoopee fucking doo so fucking what) I thought that I would do something a little bit different.

So I present the 8 Little Miss and Mr Men that I don't fucking care for much and that I'd wish would just fuck the fuck off.  Any inference to an individual 'troughlitician' or any group of the troughing tossers, is purely fucking deliberate . . . . .

Gordon Red Faced Again

Well would you fucking believe it.

More documents left on a train.

This time it was Gordon's make-up instructions!

Apparently some aide or other has compiled a list of what to use and how to apply it in case the old snot gobbler has to do it himself. Perhaps on those lonely nights when he is hoping Lord Manmuncher might pop around for a little pork. Lipstick around the nipple anyone?

GoodYear or Michelin?

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