Showing posts with label 2010. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2010. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 October 2010

Matt Wardman Wire Less : Where's He Gone?


The highly respected Wardman Wire and Matt Wardman websites are both showing the same message .... "This account has been suspended". His Twitter and Facebook accounts are still active but neither have recent entries.

Any ideas?

Bloggers, in general, seem to be dropping like flies at the moment.

What the fuck is going on?

Is this thing contagious? Do I need to disinfect my google reader or something?


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Thursday, 14 October 2010

The Final Words Of Anna Raccoon

I received an email from Anna Raccoon this morning asking me to publish her reply to the eulogy that I posted yesterday, which attracted so many well deserved comments from supporters of her now deleted blog. This, of course, I have done with pleasure .....



I am humbled, truly.

Reading through these comments I am reminded of the many exceptional people that exist on the internet. Good people, talented writers – yes, you Gildas – don’t you dare give up! – and big hearts.

Unfortunately, there are also a myriad of talentless, embittered souls, the pimply faced youths of Andrew Marr’s comment, spewing bile and negativity, metaphorically pulling the legs off any spider they happen to pass – just because they can. Because it’s free. Because it is a lawless area. As it should be – and that very freedom that they abuse will be at risk one day because of them.

I am not speaking of the obsessive adolescent ramblings of John Demetriou and his imaginary friend - ‘only I can see you Kevin’. They are pussy cats compared to the truly deranged that are out there in the blogosphere – I understand they are claiming credit for the demise of my blog – unfortunately I never read them, it was only after I had closed the blog that they wrote their latest poison missive and someone pointed me in that direction thinking that they had punctured my hide terminally. No such luck Demetriuzela.

No, out there in the ether, there are some seriously dangerous people, who targeted me many months ago for daring to hold a different opinion from them. They didn’t just ‘out’ me, they have continued to dig obsessively into my life, fantasising where they were unable to obtain information. They imagine, I suppose, that they were hurting me, punishing me for not agreeing with them. In fact the damage is far wider than that. They also cause intense pain amongst those I am related to. For although I have not known my family, they are out there, and had started the long journey of truth seeking which is a search for far flung members of your family.

They too, were Googling, and reading that I was a paedophile, a government agent, a ‘sleeper’ planted in the blogosphere to prevent the truth emerging (Jesus!) – faux psychiatric reports on me emerged, discussing the severe mental illness that apparently occasioned my adopting ‘different disguises’ – the allegedly ‘eminent psychiatrist’ responsible for that one had obviously never come across a woman who had been married three times and changed her name each time in accordance with British law! My National Health records were accessed - I know there are laws against this sort of thing, but the people concerned are mentally ill. Laws won't stop them.

My unknown family learnt that everything I did was in shallow pursuit of ‘hits’, that nobody ever linked to my work because they liked it, only because I had ‘brown nosed’ them. They learnt that I only ‘claimed’ to be a Quaker.

I could go on but I shan’t. Suffice it to say, that nervous as they were about making contact anyway, they have decided that it would be better not to have contact with such a patently despicable creature as me. That pains me for myself and them. I, in turn, realised that much of what has been written about me is because I had become better known. Others have had dissenting voices, but not the thousands of readers, so I became a particular target – and that could only get worse as time went on.

It has been like a lead weight on my shoulders, knowing that every day as I tried to write, amongst you good people there were also these utter snakes who visited the blog only to see what they could purloin, twist, plagiarise, take out of context, cause mischief with, denigrate. Last week-end I was plagued with e-mails demanding this and demanding that as the price of not writing any more about me. It completely overshadowed my delight at the Sheila Martin result. I stared at the screen for hours, feeling very, very alone in my battle with these people, and finally decided to just 'pull the plug'.

There is an intensely negative side to the Blogosphere; confrontational, aggressive. I had hoped to establish a political blog that was not so testosterone driven, where women – 50% of the public – were welcome. Some will say I should have stood up to the bullies, that letting them win is, well, letting them win – but the personal price I was paying was too high for me.

I have stood up to them for a long time, my illness started at the end of last year; there have been many days when the only thing I have done is write the blog, only to read from Demetriou that there was nothing wrong with me, my ‘alleged illness’ was merely a ‘drive for hits’, and then creep back to bed, pausing only to throw breakfast up on the way as I struggled to live through the treatment. Hashimoto Disease for your information you pathetic little dolt Demetriou.

I didn’t make any closing statement for precisely that reason – I knew that anything I said would be quoted and misquoted, pilloried by the likes of Demetriou. It wouldn’t have been my choice and was not with my permission that Obnoxio made the statement he did; but now that he has done and it has engendered this gracious response from Gildas and the many kind comments, it is only fair to say farewell. I shan’t be back, there is no cache of my work, no record, nothing for anyone to tease apart and take another meaning from, no more fun to be had baiting Anna Raccoon, she no longer exists. Nor will I be writing under any other name or on any other web site as some have suggested.

The air is fresher in the real world, it is full of real people (here in France anyway!) that wish you nothing but well. They seek to heal, not hurt, to help not hinder. They are honest and truthful, not furtive and secretive. When they do have feuds it is over something important like the menu for the Rugby Club dinner.

So if you’ll excuse me folks, I’m back off to gulp great lungfuls of fresh air.

Fare thee well folks ....
you were some of the best commentators to appear on any blog.



+++ UPDATE+++

Gotty says : Former contributors of her blog have just launched an "open home for all the fans of Anna Raccoon, hopefully to allow the continuation of the spirit of her blog".  Why not pop over and take a look to see what would have happened if the Chilean miners had been trapped in a British mine ;-)




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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Anna Raccoon

A Eulogy by Gildas The Monk

Dear Brothers and Sister of the Blog

Many years ago, too many to remember, when the land was threatened by the barbarian, when law and justice were in danger, and when the nation had been betrayed by the corruption and incompetence of its political classes (sound familiar?), a man stepped forward who was willing to resist the decline into the coming Dark Ages, and who with courage and virtue took up arms.

He is known to the modern world as Arthur, and he was dux bellorum, leader in battles. The name Arthur was probably a “battle name,” a nickname or pseudonym – from the welsh “Arth”, meaning “bear”. So we had a noble leader, courageous and true, and going by the name of an animal.

Now it is said that Arthur did not ever really leave us and pass from us into that eternal night that awaits us all. Wounded, he merely departed the field of battle temporarily, and, so it is said, lies sleeping, awaiting the call should Britain ever again face ultimate calamity. He is thus ARTHURUS, QUONDAM REXQUE FUTURUS; Arthur, the once and future king.

This week Anna Raccoon closed her blog. Her Facebook and Twitter accounts are closed too. She departed the blogosphere suddenly and without warning on Monday.

I am relatively new to the Blogosphere. I merely stumbled across it at a time of great personal crisis for me, whiling away the hours. I do not remember making any conscious choice to seek it out, but merely found a variety of sites which by varying degree amused, informed, provided catharsis and engaged.

However, the Anna Raccoon site was very special. If I say that the Blog had a Libertarian bent, I may be doing it an injustice. I am not a political expert, and have no fixed affiliations. What I discovered was a Blog which boasted a cadre of free thinking, independent minded commentators and freedom fighters. Anna herself, of course, but also Thaddeus J. Wilson, Andrew P. Withers and others. Common themes were the protection of freedom, the exposure of injustice by the state, and the cause of the Common Man. The writing was always of the highest quality, and there was quantity too. I do know that Anna herself worked tirelessly to review a host of daily sources and keep up the volume of posts. And these were not your ordinary pithy internet posts, but full on eloquent essays. It was less of a blog and more of a magazine. Hell, it was almost a lifestyle!

But it was never purely political. There could be a hilarious and moving essay Anna’s somewhat eccentric family one minute; a polemic on the evils of petty bureaucrats or foolish local councils the next, or a scabrous satire on a political figure and then a simple diary piece the next. There was wisdom, life experience, brilliance, insight, humour and courage. There was what the Romans called civic virtue.

There was always vigorous debate, contribution and plenty of humour.

Anna had a passion for the defence of the weak and for upholding liberty. In that regard she was in particular a hawkish observer and critic of the murky workings of the Court of Protection. She was an active campaigner too. She played a leading role in the campaign to free Landlord Nick Hogan from jail for breaching the anti smoking legislation, and recently smote the Stasi at the Sandwell Council, forcing them to withdraw their threat to prosecute a pensioner for allegedly dropping cigarette ash. On a personal level she was endlessly kind and encouraging to me, and even gave me the pleasure and the privilege of posting a few of my scribblings. She did recommend I should drink less, but I never said she was perfect.

Anna has now hung up her blogging hat - for whatever reasons. We do not know, although I do know that keeping up such a prodigious output and maintaining the site, sometimes in the face of the abuse and backbiting that can come with blogging, was very, very hard work.


She has departed, like Arthur, silently and mysteriously into the mist, a great figure of courage and virtue no longer with us, but, I hope, not finally departed either. Perhaps she will return. She will certainly never be forgotten. And so I can think of no finer tribute to you Anna, if you read this, than to hail you thus:


HIC ANNONA PROCYON LOTOR ERAT;
REGINA BLOGGORUM QUONDAM REGINAQUE FUTURUS!

Or in English:
This was Anna Raccoon; the once and future queen of the blogs!

Good luck Anna, from all of us.

Gildas the Monk


Gotty says:
Anna is fine but for personal reasons she felt that now was the right time to quit blogging. Best wishes Anna for whatever you decide to do in the future .... and thank you ;-)


+++UPDATE+++

The final words of Anna Raccoon
and the reasons why she has quit blogging can be found HERE


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Thursday, 23 September 2010

Commonwealth Games Controversy Continues

Amidst horrendous stories of structural and hygine problems the Indian host for the Games, Delhi, has now come under even more increasing criticism following the official unveiling of the XIX Commonwealth Games ring:

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Further details available here.


Flash of the ring to Joe Public for the inspiration


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Thursday, 16 September 2010

Another Priest Pulls Out During Pope's Visit

Probably.

But sshh, it'll be a secret.



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Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Blog Twats Poll Results 2010 [Part 2]

Many thanks to the dozens of blogs who promoted it and the hundreds of voters who took part in the Blog Twats Poll 2010. I was genuinely surprised by how much interest it generated with over 80 different blog and twitter twats being nominated and an excellent cross section of the political spectrum being proposed as blogosphere twats.


The votes are all in and they have been counted, checked, verified and tampered with* which means I now have a definitive list of the Top 20 Blog Twats in the political blogosphere, as voted for by you.  I scored each list of votes by giving 10 points to the top one, down to 1 point for the maximum of ten allowed. So ..... here are your most twattish blogging and micro blogging twats from position 10 right up to the all important Number 1 Blog Twat :

10  Alastair Campbell (Twat soup)

  9  Obnoxio (Not so scary now)
 
  8  Boatang & Demetriou (Pair of twats)
 
  7  Tax Research UK (Richard Murphy twat deductible)
 
  6  Guido Fawkes (Lost the plot)

  5  Bloggerheads (TwaTim Ireland)
 
  4  Terry Kelly (The twat cuntroller)

  3  Liberal Conspiracy (Not so sunny Hundal)
 
  2  Kerry McCarthy (Ex Twitter twatter tsar twat)
 
  1  Iain Dale (Hissy fitting twat)


Positions 11 through to 20 can be found in the previous results post HERE.

What do you think of the results then?
Personally I thought that there were one or two surprises, in amongst the more predictable of the blogging twats.

As for the Number One spot?
Hmmmm, I couldn't possibly comment ;-)


*for any twatmongs that would possibly think otherwise, obviously that's a fucking joke!


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Friday, 13 August 2010

Blog Twats Poll Results 2010 [Part 1]

First of all, many thanks to the dozens of blogs who promoted it and the hundreds of voters who took part in the Blog Twats Poll 2010. Considering it was a bit of a last minute twattish idea I was quite surprised by how much interest it generated. Over 80 different blog and twitter twats were nominated and there was an excellent cross section of political blogosphere twats put forward for nomination and quite a few surprises too.


So ..... the votes are all in and they have been counted, checked, verified and tampered with* which means I now have a definitive list of the Top 20 Blog Twats in the political blogosphere. I scored each list of votes by giving 10 points to the top one, down to 1 point for the maximum of ten allowed. So, here are your most twattish blogging and micro blogging twats for positions 20 to 11 :

20  Tory Bear (hi mum I'm on the telly)
19  Devils Kitchen (knife, fork or whatever)
18  Lancaster Unity (duplicitous Denise Garside)
17  Looking For A Voice (is that blog still invite only?)
16  Labour List (more like lost)
15  Socialist Unity (Andy 'nutjob' Newman)
14  Tom Harris (it's just not fair)
13  Old Holborn (why he stop swearing and shit)
12  Acacia (Andrew Gatward aka Doubting Richard)
11  Ellie Gellard (twitter twat with a twat)

The Top 10 will be published during the next couple of days .... maybe Sunday, depends how much I've had to drink and when I can be arsed ;-)

*obviously that's a fucking joke but just in case some high and mighty wankmong thinks I'm being serious ..... then fuck off, you obviously don't know me well enough.


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Friday, 16 July 2010

Blog Poll Awards 2010

Looks like the Blog Poll season has kicked off in earnest then. So far we appear to have the annual fat poof Right Wing Love-in Poll, the twisted Lefty socio-militant Worst UK Political Blog Poll and the seemingly pointless Biggest Liars in British Blogging Poll from Buggerheads. I mean, aren't we all a little economical with the truth, from time to time.

I have decided there is a gap in the market.

Twats!

There's shit loads of the fuckwitterers, out there in blogosphere land. Left wing, right wing, Libertarian, Coalition, Tofu eaters, MSM journos, MP's, MEP's, BNP, UAF, Commies, tree huggers, warmists, Muslim fanatics, tin foil hat wearers, deluded dickwads, etc., etc., ... the list is endless.
There's a twat in every in every port!

Click here to vote in the Blog Twats Poll 2010

So here is your chance to vote for who you consider to be the biggest twat in the British blogosphere, bar fucking none.

I like simple rules, so here they are:

1. Vote for as few blogging twats as you want up to a maximum of ten.
2. Twattish twittering micro blogging twats are also allowed
3. Votes must be ranked in order of twattishness. Worst first.
4.Votes can be left in the comments here, for all to see, or, if you prefer, you can use this dedicated  email address : blogtwatspoll@gmail.com
5. No Anonymongs, no repeats. Poll closes midnight Friday 6th August 2010.

If you have your own blog and want to encourage your readers to nominate a few Blog Twats, so much the better. Here's the HTML code you need to add the above graphic to your posts or sidebars which will automatically send them to this instruction page, when clicked ....

<a href="http://grumpyoldtwat.blogspot.com/2010/07/blog-poll-awards-2010.html"><img src="http://lh3.ggpht.com/_yc-Lk62n49w/TEAR9ukA8jI/AAAAAAAAFFE/dvyY2IgTtr0/s800/Blog%20Twats%20Poll.jpg" style="border: 0;" alt="Click here to vote in the Blog Twats Poll 2010" /></a>

If you want to tell your readers who you voted for, that's fine, I couldn't give a shit. It's still a free country and you're entitled to share your opinion with anyone that'll listen.

The results will not be appearing in any magazine or book and will not be announced during a newspaper  review on Sky News or some backwater Radio station or other.

The Top 20 Twats of British Blogging will be published here sometime after the Poll closes and when I'm good and fucking ready. So .... spread the word and get voting but, above all else, have fun.

blogtwatspoll@gmail.com



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Sunday, 28 March 2010

Vote For Old Holborn





Just when I thought that I was sick and fucking tired of the 'Downfall' video format, somebody has come along and scripted one of the best versions I have ever seen.

OK, OK, so I get a mention along with a host of other bloggers but even so, it really is rather excellent. Tip of the twat to Cold Steel Rain ;-)

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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

Nick Hogan Back Behind Bars ++Updated++

What absolutely fantastic news!!

Nick Hogan has now been released from
Forest Bank Prison, Pendlebury.



+++UPDATE+++
Nick Hogan smiles as he leaves prison with wife Denise
after being released 11 days into a six-month sentence

Daily Mail article

BBC article

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National No Smoking Day

Whoopee fucking Do!
It's Wednesday 10th March ...... National No Smoking Day.

Fuck the fuck off!

I've got a much better idea.
Let's light up an extra fucker for Nick Hogan!


Friday, 5 March 2010

Nick Hogan Latest


 Brilliant news, the target has now been reached!
in readiness for Nick's release from prison.

2010 - The year of the blogosphere ;-)

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Friday, 19 February 2010

2010 Top 10 Cuntdown So Far

Let's see how we're doing so far this year, shall we?


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Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Hitler, Tory Posters And The Blogosphere


"Can't someone rid me of these bastards on the blogosphere?"



My favourite bit is @2:05 but then I would say that wouldn't I ;-)

A twitch of the tash to ukwebspider

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Thursday, 31 December 2009

2010 +++Updated+++



No end of year lists, or predictions, or Top Ten's from me just a short video that I've put together for your enjoyment which is best viewed with the biggest pair of fuck off speakers you have, turned up to max ;-)

+++Update+++
YouTube and DailyMotion have both been jerking me around with this video which meant that nobody has been able to view it. Bastards! I have now gone back to YouTube and reloaded it again so hopefully you can now actually watch the fucking thing ;-)



A Happy New Year to one and all!

Except, of course,  err . . . . .
(You know me well enough by now to realise who they might be)

2010, Election Year!
I can't fucking wait to get started ;-)

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