The EU. What's In It For Me?

Oh for fuck's sake! Do you really need to ask?

Well apparently the EU have decided that, yes, we do need to know and have launched a brand new website which tells us it's "A No-Nonsense Guide for UK Citizens to what the European Union Delivers." Really? Excellent! So we can look forward to seeing detailed accounts of how much of our fucking money they're pissing in the wind, without giving a flying fuck about the sovereignty of the UK, then.

Sadly no, and as already mentioned at Muffled Vociferation and All Seeing Eye, the new site is nothing more than pure propaganda. Yet another attempt by The European Commission to brainwash Britons into how much they are benefitting from EU membership.

Like laying to rest all those important myths such as "Brussels rules mean that tightrope walkers have to wear hard hats" and "Politically correct EU will stop bingo callers using the terms “Two fat ladies”. What the fuck!

And I thought the sub section they have about how to reduce blood pressure was particularly ironic, considering the fact that the EU gravy train is one of the main reasons mine is so fucking high. I haven't come across any plans, as yet, on how the EU plan to quell my boiling piss though.

However, there is one small ray of sunshine peeking through the dark clouds of EU domination that are are hanging heavy over the UK ... the new webshite does mention that "This is your chance to tell us your stories about any aspect of the work the EU and Commission do, so get in touch now."

Go on, you know you want to ;-)

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Revised Emergency Statement From The Irish Prime Minister

This revised Emergency Statement, from the office of Taoiseach Brian Cowan, supercedes all other previous statements appertaining to 'The Bailout of Ireland' and related matters.

Issued  23rd November 2010 at 08.30hrs +1

"I am making an official 'Euro wide' appeal for everyone to donate as many seed potatoes as you possibly can, so I do. Check behind your sofas, under your beds, at the back of your cupboards and inside your sheds. We're feckin' desperate, so we are.

Bejesus! It's an emergency! Ireland is totally broke, so it is. We need to go back to our roots and grow as many feckin' potatoes as we can, then sell them all back to the plantation owners, so that we can clear our debt (again), so we can.

Please email your seed potato pledges to me, directly, at:

briancowanisthebastardlovechildofgordonbrownandfrankcarson@vanrompuy.eu
and I'll get back to you asap, so I will. Might be a few minutes though ... I'm just trotting off to the bog .... must be something I swallowed"

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The Euro Isn't Working

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Cameron's EU Referendum Sidestep

The EU is making a fresh grab for control of UK budgets.

European President Herman Van Rompuy intends to use a report on the economic crisis to press for sweeping reforms that will ‘strengthen economic governance in the EU’.

But there's no need for us all to panic of course because David Cameron has pledged to introduce a ‘referendum lock’, that will require a referendum on any new treaty which transfers powers from Britain to the EU.

Err .... hang on a fucking minute though ... what's this?

Mr Van Rompuy also suggests that ministers should sidestep calls for a new treaty and try to force through the new measures using existing powers under the Lisbon Treaty.

Fuck you Rompuy! Dave says we can have a referendum so there won't be any side-fucking-stepping in the UK, do you hear, you unelected Belgian fuckwit of a clown!

Err .... hang on a fucking minute though ... what's this?

Downing Street has indicated that David Cameron may be prepared to trade agreement on a new treaty in return for a deal to cap the EU’s runaway budget.

We are so fucked!

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#cpc10 Logo Fail

I'm with WofW on this one .....

Cameron has wrapped himself, his Party and his Government in the Union Flag with the conference slogan "Together in the national interest", having at the same time 'Union Jacked' their tree symbol.

For any one of the Lib/Lab/Con to present themselves as a patriotic party is an affront to the intelligence of the British People, who are becoming more aware by the day of the leeching of powers to Brussels. It is doubly hurtful for the British people when the Conservatives join in this facile attempt to boost their ratings as that party have in the past been very much for Queen and Country - well, until that bastard Heath appeared on the scene, that is.

Together in the national interest? Fuck off!

Who the fuck do they think they're kidding ..... surely my humble version of the Conservative Party Conference logo would be far more appropriate in the circumstances ......

Btw, did anyone else see the three stooges on the Adam Boulton Show this morning? Fuck me! Did they just find out they weren't getting paid for their appearance (heaven forbid) or did somebody die? They looked like pallbearers at a funeral, waiting for the coffin to turn up ...... 

EU What! +++ Updated +++

The EU has begun formal moves to demand that the United Nations recognises it as State. I am currently drowning in a tsunami of boiling piss at the moment but IPJ sums it up well HERE.

Image by Lawson.

Meanwhile, how long will it be before this becomes illegal .......

+++ UPDATE +++

Van Rompuy and Ashton have been prevented from addressing the UN assembly next week by the Arab, African, Latin America and Caribbean nations but not by Britain.

Ok then, seeing as the bullshitting Cleggeron Cunnilition don't have the balls then I guess it's up to me to say what everyone else is thinking .......

Meet Joao Vale de Almeida

He is the first of the new EU ambassadors to be officially appointed, following the ratification of the controversial Lisbon Treaty which gave the EU sweeping new powers.

This man has now been formally installed as the EU's ambassador to the US, and has already suggested that American officials should regard him as their first point of contact for all transatlantic discussions. This will, of course, mean that this Portuguese man now 'represents' Britain on all foreign and security policies in America.

Meanwhile, the tax payers of Britain will continue to pay for this privilege without even being fucking well consulted and, presumably, the British Government will be relegated to discussing how British actors are portrayed in Hollywood .....
or some such shit!

Turkey Basting Bastard!

What he said and what he said too.....

..... by the fucking bucket load!

Who'd Like An EU Referendum?

Well I certainly would and following McSnotty's 'I'll call it a Treaty' tactic so that he didn't  have to uphold his promise and Cameron's failure to keep his 'cast iron' one, it appeared that we were never going to get the opportunity to have our EU Referendum.

Fear not, there's still a chance that we can force the duplicitous, referendum dodging, Government dipshits into doing what WE want for a change. New Coalition legislation, under the heading of Political Reform, will ensure that any petition that secures 100,000 signatures will be eligible for formal debate in Parliament and that the petition with the most signatures will enable members of the public to table a bill eligible to be voted on in Parliament.

This has created a unique opportunity for all of us to both embarrass the government and hold them to account by way of The EU Membership Referendum Petition.

This is a very serious attempt to gather as many signatures as possible, not just here online but also around all the major cities in Britain by raising the profile and gathering more signatures via the EU Referendum Tour Bus.

Don't let the government shut you up

Click here to sign the petition

and to find out further details about the campaign.

Go on, you know you want to ;-)