Mosque Firing Range

A Muslim group has demanded an apology from the British Army after it emerged that replica mosques were being used on a North Yorkshire firing range.

What the fuck is wrong with that then.
Seems fine to me.

Oh, hang on a minute, yes there is something wrong.
The Bob Ainswoth targets are missing .........

There, that's more fucking like it ;-)

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The Grumpy Old Twat Game Is Back!

Following the Cabinet Reshuffle post yesterday, I thought it may be fun to drag out the Grumpy Old Twat Game which I originally posted in October of last year.

So....... grab hold of a big fuck off virtual gun and get ready for some more target pratice. It's your chance to take aim and get your own back on Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and Peter Mandelson.

It's a banger!

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Johnson Beharry On Gordon Brown

Thanks to Von Ubergang for being the first of many to draw my attention to this story:

L/Cpl Beharry, a proud and well deserved recipient of the Victoria Cross, refused to shake the hand of that unelected, disrespectful, anti-forces twat, Gordon Brown.

Beharry said it was a personal rather than political gesture. He said that Mr Brown had not looked him or any other servicemen in the eye at a reception in Downing Street in November 2008. Then in Westminster Abbey during the Remembrance Day service last November he said the Prime Minister was “fidgeting and moving” during the two minute silence. “I've got head and back injuries that put me back in hospital in a lot of pain quite regularly, so if I could do it there's no reason he couldn't," he said. "It was very rude. “I was absolutely furious with him. All that was going through my head was to knock him out.

I think we can all say that we are 100% behind you on that one, Johnson Beharry, and thank you for all the sacrifices that you have made for your Country despite Gordon Brown's indifference and his Government's lack of financial and moral support for the Armed Forces in general.

Incidentally, Body Bag Bob seems awfully quiet these days ;-)

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Fuck Off And Die. Go On. All Of You.

Fuck Off And Die
by GrumpyOldTwat

Gigits Halloween Video

I thought that the Halloween Monsters of Mandelson, Brown and others, that Gigits has been doing this week, were so excellent I decided to produce a video which included them all . . . .

A Gigits Halloween
by GrumpyOldTwat

If you haven't seen the originals yet, pop over and have a look HERE. The descriptions that go with each Monster are well worth a read too.

Grumpy Old Twat Halloween Video

Labour Monster Mash
by GrumpyOldTwat

Bob Ainsworth, Defence Minister

Bob Ainsworth, the Defence Secretary, is among those set to make a repayment for wrongly claiming on his expenses. The Wig Wearing Wanker, who is in charge of  troop maiming and body bags, has apparently spent too much money on defence.

He is said to be returning a total of £1,526.50p which includes "an inadvertent duplication of a claim for fencing" which was paid for out of his second homes allowance. In an emailed statement an aide also said that Bob 'The Knob' had also "agreed to repay £575 in respect of a piece of furniture" and added: "Bob is extremely sorry for the two claims made in error, it was a genuine mistake."

I would say that's just like Gordon Brown's original appointment of Body Bag Bob to the post of 'Defence Minister' then. A genuine mistake complete and utter, weapons grade fuck up.

Oi Gordon, you blind fuck,
click image to enlarge

Grumpy Old Twat New Labour Game

It's a New Labour jungle out there, so make sure you take a big fuck off gun with you and get ready for some target pratice. It's your chance to have some fun and get your own back on Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and Peter Mandelson.

Go on, you know you want to!

+++Bob Ainsworth PPS Resigns+++

" I do not think the public will accept for much longer that our losses can be justified by simply referring to the risk of greater terrorism on our streets. Nor do I think we can continue with the present level of uncertainty about the future of our deployment in Afghanistan."

Extract from Eric Joyce MP resignation letter to Gordon Brown

Explosive stuff!

Guido has the letter in full

The following clip from Sky News tells us Bob 'The Knob' Ainsworth's predicatble reaction to his PPS resignation and we also hear that Gordon Brown is due to give a speech on Afghanistan tomorrow. That should be interesting then . . . .

Bob 'The Bellend' Ainsworth

Oi Bob!

Say 'cheese'!

Go and fucking jerk yourself off for a change, instead of our British Troops, you useless wig wearing wanker. When you've finished that why not go and have a look at yourself here to see what people really think about you.

And if that's not enough to convince you how about checking your entry in Wiggipedia?

That should have you crying into your tatty twatty 'tash, you twat!

Tip of the todger to Varsteiner

You've been Sussed Bob.

David Davis on Afghanistan:
What would winning look like? Underpinning Afghan democracy? Stabilising the Karzai regime? Providing education and healthcare to the Afghan population, both male and female? Delivering law and order? Eradicating corruption? Creating a working economy? Crushing the drug trade? Protecting Pakistan from instability? Or simply defeating the Taliban and creating a stable state?

Bit different to running a strike in a car factory isn't it Bob?

British Taxpayer Funding The Taliban

I have just read this over at Old Righties place.

I am absolutely fucking furious.

You couldn't fucking make it up!

The British Taxpayer is funding lucrative reconstruction projects to improve the infrastructure of Afghanistan. The 'shadowy' private companies that are awarded the contracts then have to negotiate with the local Taliban who insist on 'a cut' for not blowing up the building site and/or it's workers.

Are you with me?

The Taliban then take their protection racket cash which can be between 20%-40% of the total budget for the project and head off to the nearest arms supply dealer.

Therefore, British taxpayer's cash is being used by the Taliban to purchase IEDs so that they can kill and maim British Soldiers . . . .

We are funding the Taliban

How fucking angry does that make you?

More info at Reuters and Heresy Corner

Bob 'The Knob' Ainsworth Must Go [2]

Following on from this, here is another

one for the Bob Ainsworth Must Go Campaign

Further mockery of the wig wearing wanker

can be found here.

Bob Ainsworth, Wig Wearing Wanker

Join the Bob Ainsworth Must Go Campaign

Bob 'The Knob' Ainsworth Must Go

It's time to start the 'Bob Ainsworth Must Go' Campaign.

The defence of our Country and the welfare of our British Troops deserves so much more than this bungling, inept, moustache faced, wig wearing wanker.

Oi Bob, do us all a favour and fuck the fucketty fucking fuck off before you manage to complete destroy too many more of the lives of our British Forces and their families.

I'll even lend you a bar of soap to wash all that blood off your hands.

Cunt!

Further details of the wig wearing wanker can be found here.

200th British Soldier Dies

British Soldiers in Afghanistan
by GrumpyOldTwat

Fucking Angry As Fuck

So fucking angry that I can't even think straight, let alone blog about Bob 'Im on fucking holiday enjoying myself while 3 more troops get blown to bits' Ainsworth.

I'll leave you in the more than capable hands of Subrosa and OldRightie, who have done an excellent job of telling it how it is.

WWW. Bob Ainsworth

That's . . . Wig Wearing Wanker Bob Ainsworth!

Tug of the rug to Dazed N Confused

+++NEW+++ ipod twat 100GB

What an excellent game this is >

I'm A Wanker #4

Bob Ainsworth is a wanker

and he's also 4 of these

Here are some more wankers