Looks Fine to Me Vince

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The Coalition Tankard

I first caught sight of this 'check it 3 times it looks like a fucking wind up' advert for a coalition commemorative tankard wankard mug, over at Lakey's place, a couple of days ago. He kids us not that this is a genuine product and not one of his excellent photoshopping efforts .......

I was still not convinced. It's a joke right? I mean, who the fuck in their right mind would want one of these vomit inducing pieces of china on their sideboard? It's just so fucking wrong on so many levels, not least the jaw dropping price of £29 -fuckin-95, plus p+p of course.

I was so fucking nauseous that I couldn't even be arsed to do a pisstake 'shop' of the thing, on the grounds that I didn't care too much for picking the carrot chunks out of my keyboard whilst I was working on the image.

However, all that changed when Anna posted a copy of the original advert and with it an invitation to submit an alternative version of the gruesome twosome tankard. A challenge is a challenge, right?

grab a sick bag before you click the image to enlarge

Don't even talk to me about photoshopping the Gordon Brown wankard, the strapline was enough to send me into orbit. Anyway, I've done more than my fair share of that twat already and I just can't take anymore of his ugly mug.

Filthy Rich and Cat Flap

"Will I ever join with the conservative party?

No. I refuse to be merely an annex of another government."

Nick Clegg 2008

Theresa May Jacqui Did

David Cleggaron has been busy announcing his new Cabinet this morning and Theresa May is only the second ever woman to be appointed as Home Secretary . . .

+++What The Fuck++++

 

Rumours that Paddy Pantsdown to be new Defence Secretary.

 (Ross Kemp unavailable due to SAS commitments)

So that'll be fuck you then, Liam Fox.

 Coalition going well so far then.

Who won the most seats?

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