This was spotted in the comments section of a typically hypocritical 'Blinky Bollocks' article, which appeared on the Groaniad webshite. Although the figures are totally unchecked I still thought it was well worth sharing :
BALLS
You have left this country FOUR TRILLION pounds in debt.
Four trillion.
4,000,000,000,000
Let’s get 'trillion' into perspective.
One trillion seconds ago Neanderthals stalked the plains of Europe.
Two trillion seconds ago no known hominid used anything other than a stone tool.
Four trillion seconds ago the homos had not migrated from Africa.
(although they were all over Glasgow like a fucking rash recently)
