Showing posts with label shite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shite. Show all posts

Friday, 24 September 2010

Thank Fuck It's Friday [Part 11]


Yes! Thank fuck for that and I can finally get down the local tonight for a few pints and a decent bit of pub grub. Mind you, I don't think I'll be swinging by The Golden Fleece Inn at Tremadog, for a burger, anytime soon.

After watching this highly informative documentary, which has now been banned by YouTube, you can probably see my point .....



Look out for the dog at the end of the film ..... says it all really. Priceless!

Incidentally, this isn't the end of the 'shittiest burger in Wales' story, there's much more to tell. Watch this space for the next installment ;-)



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Sunday, 12 September 2010

Help Yourself

Due to my continuing internet access problems, no thanks to this bunch of broadband fucking arsewipes ......


.... and by way of a change, I've selected a few items from around the blogosphere for you to take a look at and pass comment on, either here or there. Some are new, some are older but, IMHO if you haven't come across them before, they offer an excellent choice of piss boiling, un-fucking believable and amusing posts:

The Paedophile and The Labour Politician
"Convicted paeodophile Derek Slade, 61, escaped police for years using an alias with the knowledge of a Labour politician at the heart of Britain’s justice system" Calling England

How Far Away Is Far Enough?
"To clarify for those who close their eyes and ears to such things, here's how close human remains were found to the proposed Mosque" All Seeing Eye

Child Abusers and Snuff Rings
"These fucking animals are peppered throughout our government, our courts, our police, and our legal establishments" Captain Ranty

Selection of Papal Visit Souvenirs
"Just throw your intoxicating mixture into our '3 Hail Marys Cocktail Shaker' and shake away for a perfect drink and instant absolution" Dioclese

PCSO Ahmed Butt
"I'm actively trying to get the terms "PSCO", "Ahmed Butt" and "lazy cunt" to stick together in search engines" Corrugated Soundbite

Research Has Found
"Is there so much money floating around that they have to throw it at “research” that is not only an incredible waste of money and time, but provides results that are utterly useless?" Grandad

Oh, and ISAC had it's 100,000th visitor today. Cuntishness, with regard to the cuntitude of others, is obviously quite popular then ;-)



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Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Morphing Brown

Everything Gordoom Brownfinger touches,
turns to shite . . . .



It's true.

He's even managed to do it with British sport.
Check out Guido's take on the subject.

Saturday, 24 January 2009

Ulrika Jonsson 'Wins' Celebrity Big Bollocks Brother



I couldn't give a flying fuck about this twat infested load of bollocks.

Votes were obviously rigged anyway. The 'chav baby machine' only won because she was paid the most money, £175,000, so the fucktards at Channel 4 had to make sure that she won.

I heard that she has already lined up Coolio to be the fifth father of her fifth child.
She is nothing but a talentless fucking bimbo. She'd make a fucking airhead look intelligent.

The one vaguely 'good' thing about her winning is that the complete tawt of a twatting twat, Terry 'the twat' Christian didn't fucking win.

I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's arse than watch this load of asinine shite.

That is all.