I don't normally get involved in minor celebrity gossip but after watching Kelvin MacKenzie banging on about some Colin Montgomerie 'super injunction' or other, on Sky News last night, I thought I'd make a couple of calls and do a bit of digging around. Mainly because I'm sick to fucking death of this latest trend where well healed transgressors are able to curtail the freedom of speech via the back door.
So, this latest 'super injunction' has been apparently (because we're not even supposed to know it exists) taken out against Paula Tagg. Her relationship began with Colin Montgomerie Mrs Doubtfire sometime in 2006, wedged between the divorce from his first wife and an alleged affair with Joanne Baldwin, during his second marrige to Gaynor Knowles. Fuck me, it's no wonder Colin's golf has gone down the twatting pan with all that extra curricular activity. (add suitable golf joke here .... ball in hand, birdie, ball cleaners, hole in one, 3 wood etc., etc.)
Anyhow, the injunction specifically forbids Paula Tagg (or The News of the World for that matter) from releasing any information about sexual acts or any other information recorded in the form of a photo, still or moving image. Paula Tagg is also barred from confirming the existence of any such images. (S&M or otherwise)
Just thought you'd like to know.
So ..... moving on, and in totally unrelated matters, I watched one of my all time favourite films last night ..... Pulp Fiction. I must have seen it about 20 times and it never ceases to entertain and amuse me, all apart from that one scene of course. You know the one. Full on gimp mask, rubber ball in the mouth, whips, dog collar and dominatrix. All very gross and to think that there are some people out there who do that sort of thing for enjoyment.
Well after all that ...... thank fuck it's Friday, eh, with the whole weekend ahead of us and the first half of the Blog Twats Poll 2010 Results to look forward to, later tonight ;-)
