Give Me Fucking Strength

Not only are the taxpayers footing the bill for all the low life chav scum to sit on their fat arses watching "I'm 48 stone, pregnant and looking for love", on daytime tv, whilst stuffing their faces with pizza and chips while guzzling cans of Stella, it appears we will be paying for their phone calls too.

From the 18th January mobile phone calls to around 70 of the DWP 0800 numbers will be free.

Yes, that's fucking right!
Mobile phone calls to claim benefits will be free.

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, Yvette Cooper, said: "We don't want people who lose their jobs or the poorest pensioners to be penalised when they need to claim benefits."

Is it just me or is anyone else already walking around topless?

As I said . . . give me fucking strength.

Lesbians! Ed Balls? Surely Not!

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The mind absolutely fucking boggles.

I wonder if Yvette Cooper knows about this?

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it appears that someone has removed the link above.

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Jingle Balls Jingle Balls

So if you thought that Ed Balls banging on about his marriage to Yvette Cooper was fucking nauseating enough, in support of Gordon Brown's unbelievable u-turn on wedlock, wait until you watch the video. Have a sick bucket handy, this visual delight carries a severe 'You Will Puke Your Ring' warning ;-)

Jingle Bells Jingle Balls
by GrumpyOldTwat

At Last! Its a Balls Up

Guido has the breaking news that we've all been waiting for.

The Daily Telegraph has finally taken the plunge.

Can't wait for the fallout on this one!

Check out the winners of Strictly Come Troughing here and spot the troughing friends of Mr & Mrs Embezzler here.

Strictly Come Troughing

The latest Troughligate MP expenses news from the Telegraph still seems to be glaringly lacking in any details of the money grabbing ministerial married couple, Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper.

After all, this pair of ladder climbing cash pocketing parasites have got history. It was reported, back in June of 2008, that they were to be investigated over their Parliamentary expenses. Whatever happened about that? And earlier this year, at the end of March, it was claimed that the 'golden couple' had so far amassed an incredible £300,000+ in expenses. Don't forget that this is on top of their salaries. They BOTH get a rather comfortable £141,866 each

Me thinks that we are going to hear many more details about these two top troughers over the next few days. And I, for one, can't fucking wait.

In any event, I can't see anyone else taking the title, can you?

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