Showing posts with label anyone but gordon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anyone but gordon. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 July 2010

Gordon Brown : Out Of Africa

So the last we heard, Gordon Brown was going to become a hard working back bench MP and devote his time and energy to the needs of his constituents in Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath. So what better way to do this that than give your first major speech, since resigning as prime mentalist, from a village in Africa. For fuck's sake .... how much fucking further away, from the place where we are all STILL paying the free loader to work, can you fucking well get!

Never mind, he insists that he's "very cheerful as a back bench MP" (has anyone actually seen the jock cunt sitting in the Chamber yet?) and he came to terms with losing the election "very quickly" (is that fucking right?). The deluded mono eyed, pant pissing, nokia chucker then went on to say " You accept it and then move on and say look, there are other things you can do to make a difference". (like what, you useless lardy arsed, bollock tickler?)

I'm sure we can think of few ideas though, eh......

Anyhow, thanks to Sarah Brown and her TwatPic account, I've snaffled a couple of images showing Gordon moving among the voters in his constituency villagers in the back of beyond:

... but what the fuck are they reading?

.... but what's the poor little girl thinking?

On an even more depressing note I hear that we can expect the fuckwit, who is responsible for creating Britain's biggest ever debt mountain, to be easing himself into a top job with the International Monetary Fund .... any time soon. (didn't realise the IMF HQ was in Kircaldy)

And I ain't fucking joking!

Incidentally, if you'd like to tell the deluded twat what you think about all this then why not drop him a line here. I'm sure he'd love to read what you have to say, just as soon as he gets back from Westminster Kampala.


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Sunday, 2 May 2010

Are You A Floating Voter?

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Saturday, 1 May 2010

LibLab Coalition



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or wait 'til the hangover's gone

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe



Nope.

Still fucking laughing like a demented hyena with a cannula in each foot
and a big fuck off tanker load of liquid nitrous oxide on tap.

Meanwhile..... talking of car crashes.......
The Labour candidate for Gravesham, Kathryn Smith,
has been arrested after being cut from her car and breathalysed

Bwaahahahahahahahahaha!

Nick Clegg BOGOF Offer


Sunday, 25 April 2010

Britain's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Spot On


Thursday, 15 April 2010

Gordon Brown Meets The Voters


Is it just me, or is this silver haired pensionable porn queen
just gagging to give Gordon her vote?


And who is that guy (top right) sending a text to,
and more importantly, what the fuck is he saying?

Any ideas ;-)

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Saturday, 10 April 2010

Cause Of Tragic Polish Air Crash

The British Prime Minister Gordon Brown
and Polish President Lech Kaczynski,
during their meeting in Warsaw on April 28, 2009.

My sincere condolences to everyone that has been affected as a direct consequence of another Jonah Brown moment.

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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

The Grumpy Old Twat Game Is Back!

Following the Cabinet Reshuffle post yesterday, I thought it may be fun to drag out the Grumpy Old Twat Game which I originally posted in October of last year.

So....... grab hold of a big fuck off virtual gun and get ready for some more target pratice. It's your chance to take aim and get your own back on Gordon Brown, Bob Ainsworth and Peter Mandelson.

It's a banger!


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Sunday, 28 March 2010

Anyone But Gordon +++Updated+++

A new series of Tory Posters have just been launched, targeting the many shortfalls of Gordon Brown. Here is one of the originals ......


There are seven in total and these are the other 6 messages:
• I let 80,000 criminals out early
• I took billions from pensions
• I doubled the tax rate for the poor
• I lost £6 billion selling off Britain's gold
• I caused record youth unemployment
• I increased the gap between rich and poor

Good points indeed but the unelected, mono eyed, snot gobbling, bully boy has made so many fuck ups over the last few years that I'm sure we can add a few more suggestions of our own.

Here's one from me for starters ......


I'll be adding more (probably sweary ones) but in the meantime why not have a go yourself. Either leave your suggestions in the comments or feel free to make use of this blank poster........

click image to enlarge and download

Go on, fill your boots.
You know you want to ;-)

Incidentally, the idea for these new Tory posters isn't a million miles away from my earlier Be Stupid Campaign.
Just saying ;-)


+++UPDATES+++









I have now set up a dedicated page
where you can view all the alternative posters.

Keep checking
 The 'Anyone But Gordon' Poster Page
for all the latest additions ;-)
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