Friday, 30 April 2010

More Proof That Deborah Arnott Is Bad For Your Health

An appeal from Frank Davis:

Last night I posted up a piece which was, in part, about the social isolation and disintegration that I thought the smoking ban was causing. This evening, among the responses, there was the following anonymous message:

I am getting too old to stand outside pubs or restaurants. Plus I was taught that it was only 'ladies of the night' that stood in the street smoking.

I have been 3 years away from any social contact other than the odd hello with neighbours.

Being a widow with no family it was always going to be hard to get back into some semblance of normality with regard to socialising, but I didn't think that it would be this bad.

I used to meet up in a cafeteria with some lady friends, but now that has stopped as a few of the ladies were smokers and didn't want to stand in the street to have a cigarette.

I went to a quiz night at the local pub as there were quite a few elderly 'singles' there. That has stopped. I also playe bingo once a week and that too has stopped as there is no pleasure in having a drink there with no cigarette.

I am now on anti depressants and wish that I had the courage to kill myself and join my dear husband.

Thank you politicians for making my life not worth living after working from age 14 until 68. I am now 74 and have lost my soul and will to live in this lonely place.

Nothing needs to be added. Here in a nutshell is the social devastation caused by the smoking ban. It falls most heavily, of course, on the elderly.

I think these stories must be told. There must be thousands upon thousands - millions even - of people all over the country, and all over the world, in much the same situation. People who had their social lives destroyed. People who have become profoundly isolated and depressed as a consequence of smoking bans.

Our politically correct news media will never report any of it. They won't report it because for them smokers are non-persons, people who don't count. So it's only going to be on blogs like mine that such people are going to find a voice.

So I'd like to appeal to my readers, particularly the elderly (65-70+) and vulnerable ones like my anonymous commenter, to write to me to describe their personal experiences of the smoking ban. I'm interested in younger readers' experiences as well, of course.

And I'd like to ask readers if they know any elderly and vulnerable people who may have become isolated. Phone them up! Pop round and see them! Ask them how life has been for them. Get them to tell their story.

I'm sure there are thousands and thousands of horror stories out there, that need telling, and which antismokers would prefer never get told at all. When the stories start being told - and they will be told -, they might begin to feel ashamed of what they've done.

I've set up a googlemail account:

And I've also put up a (rather crude) box in the right margin, which will stay there.

Emails are welcome from all over the world, but since this a UK blog, non-UK writers should give some indication where they are, and what sort of ban is in force where they live.

Any suggestions are welcome.

Please get in touch with Frank if you think you can help or leave a message in the comments here and I'll see that he gets it.

Please consider re-blogging this appeal so that we can all give Deborah Arnott and her sick, greedy, freedom fucking fucktards a taste of their own medicine.


Incidentally, in case you were wondering, G.O.T. is a non-smoker but he does believe in freedom of choice.


Thursday, 29 April 2010

3rd Leaders' Debate +++Live Blog+++

Postal Vote Results For Bristol East. What? Already? Surely Not! +++Updated+++

Looks like Kerry McCarthy the twitter twat tsar has already, and apparently illegally, published some postal vote results online via her twatter account.

Kerry's tweet has now disappeared. No change there then.

However, the results were also tweeted on the official Labour Party twitter feed too and when I last checked, at 17:09, it was still there.

Here's a screen grab of it just in case it disappears:

Guido is reporting that Bristol Electoral Services are looking into it as a matter of urgency and the Bristol Police have now received a complaint regarding breaches of Electoral Law.

The week just gets better and better.

A resignation in the offing perhaps?

Or maybe something even better........

click image to enlarge


Brown, Bigot, Tucker and Griffin

I woke up this morning and was still fucking laughing at yesterday's Gordon Brown BigotGate moment. Then I saw this.......

Oh, my aching sides.

Still.... never mind the Prime Minister two faced, electorate slagging, dead man walking seems to have received support from an unlikely source.....

Leader of the British National Party, Nick Griffin, has said "I refer to all my supporters as bigots - it's a term of endearment, as far as I'm concerned. I'm glad that Gordon and I have something in common at last. In the event of a hung parliament, our parties might have enough in common to form a government."

Speaking to the Political Correspondent from The Lakelander's View, he continued, "listen you Scotch fucktard, Gillian Duffy is welcome in the BNP and so is everyone else who has voted Labour in the past and who doesn't like foreigners, not that there's anything wrong with being Foreign, you understand, as long as they stay in Foreignland."


Gordon Brown's 90 Minute Apology

Once again we will be live blogging the Live Leaders' Debate which is being broadcast on BBC TV and Sky News, tonight, between 8.30pm and 10.00pm.

The 3rd and final Leaders' Debate is supposed to be on the economy but will it just turn into a 90 minute Gordon Brown apology and grovel session following yesterday's Duffy Bigotgate saga. Knowing the BBC and Dimblebore I'm sure they'll be doing their damnedest to make sure their man Gordoom is shown in the best light possible

So.... will the unelected, two faced, name calling, mono eyed fuckwit finally stop 'shaking all over' and hang on in there with the far more polished performances of Smeggy and Dave. Who knows.? Who the fuck even cares?

Either way there'll be 10 blogs and their readers champing at the bit to take the piss and rev some fucks into them. Oh, and we might even discuss a policy or two.

Immigration anyone?

This week's 10 blog 'chat' collaboration will be between All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdecombe, Subrosa and The Red Rag, - all excellent and highly recommended blogs. If you haven't been to some of them before then please take this chance to check them out.

To join in with the live blogging, come back here tonight, April 29th just before 8.30pm


Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe


Still fucking laughing like a demented hyena with a cannula in each foot
and a big fuck off tanker load of liquid nitrous oxide on tap.

Meanwhile..... talking of car crashes.......
The Labour candidate for Gravesham, Kathryn Smith,
has been arrested after being cut from her car and breathalysed


Gillian Duffy Only Popped Out For Some Bread

More from me later when I've finally stopped pissing
myself laughing at the moment the unelected fuckwit
finally showed his true colours and totally fucked himself
and the Labour Party just because a nice little old lady
popped out for some bread.......

Nick Clegg BOGOF Offer


Image from Widders and the
'You'll get cancer if you don't vote for us'
 Socialist propaganda video,
is from the lying cunts at the Labour Party

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Ed Balls: Have Your Say

A well-wisher tells me that Blinky Bollocks has got himself a YouTube channel, where he's posting his daily electioneering propaganda in the run up to losing his seat on May 6th.

Comments are on and moderation appears to be off.

Oh dear, what a shame.

Get stuck in here


Monday, 26 April 2010

++++Breaking News++++

To be honest after the piss, shit, fuck, wank of a day I've had today I just can't be fucking well arsed with all that General Election bollocks tonight. As for the breaking news? Well, there's got be some fucking bullshit or other happening somewhere.......

tip of the Grumpy Old Cunt's cap to MicroDave

Definition Of Hung Parliament

With all this talk of an almost certain "hung Parliament" being the outcome of the General Election, I thought this handy 'cut-out-and-keep' guide to the true definition of the term may be useful to those of you who are unclear as to what this would mean.

Incidentally, I have noticed more recently, that some of the political fuckwits are now preferring to use the term 'balanced Parliament' instead. Fair enough. It's all looking fairly well balanced to me.


Oh How I Laughed


Sunday, 25 April 2010

BBC Repeats

I see that the 'Labour luvvy lefty actorrrr collective' have co-signed a letter in The Observer, defending the unique funding of Gordon Brown's Broadcasting Channel. On closer inspection the list of taxpayer funded Labour propaganda unit BBC supporters appears to be full of..... errr..... repeats:

*Jo Brand, Peter Capaldi, Harry Enfield, Richard Eyre, Stephen Frears, Eddie Izzard, Catherine Tate, Liane Aukin, John Barrowman, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Hugh Bonneville, Jo Brand, Peter Capaldi, Jo Brand, Peter Capaldi, Phil Collinson, Peter Davison, Harry Enfield, Sir Richard Eyre, Simon Fanshawe, Stephen Frears, Nicci French, Romola Garai, Claire Goose, Michelle Hanson, Charlie Higson, Eddie Izzard, Ashley Jensen, Terry Jones, Kathy Lette, Roger Lloyd Pack, Peter Kay, Stephen Mangan, Tony Marchant, Alastair McGowan, Stephen Merchant, Roger Michell, David Mitchell, David Nicholls, Steve Pemberton, Piers Plowright, Jan Ravens, Tony Robinson, Nicola Shindler, Meera Syal, Catherine Tate, Ken Taylor, David Tennant, Rhys Thomas, Harriet Walter, Robert Webb, Arabella Weir, Sam West, Richard Wilson, Susan Woolridge, Stewart Wood

You couldn't fucking well make it up.

Why don't you actorrr areswipes just fuck off back to your chablis and your la-dee-fucking-dar Notting Hill knobhead friends and go and hug a twatting tree or something.

I said, why don't you actorrr areswipes just fuck off back to your chablis and your la-dee-fucking-dar Notting Hill knobhead friends and go and hug a twatting tree or something. (do you see what I did there ;-))

Righteous cunts.

*via DB@B-BBC
*via DB@B-BBC
*via DB@B-BBC

Britain's Got Talent: Piers Morgan Spot On

Friday, 23 April 2010

The Leaders' Debate Dance Off

Behind the scenes CCTV footage of what David Cameron, Gordon Brown and Nick Clegg really got up to in the green room before the Leaders' TV debate...

Rub A Dub Dub

Happy St George's Day!

While we still can, eh.

Rowing, rowing,
Going nowhere
What do we care
If we get there?
Rowing, glowing,
Showing such flair
We're three men in a boat.

nicked from here

Thursday, 22 April 2010

2nd Leaders' Debate ++Live Blog++

Tonight 8.00pm - 9.30pm

Sky Leaders' Debate Liable To Disruption Due To Labour Candidate Mental Health Issues

Kerry McCarthy, the mentally disturbed twitter tsar twat, really has lost the last fucking dodgy marble, that she had left in that vacuous head of hers. Grim tells me that in a recent blog post of hers (which is entitled Brilliant Britain. WTF!) she informs us that:
"For the record, Dave, I can tell you that voters in east Bristol aren't impressed by the current batch of billboards featuring a grinning Gordon, looking quite cute actually, in a pixie-ish way..."

What the fucking fuck is she on!
I thought they'd banned that 'meow meow' head fuck shit.

Hopefully someone from Sky News will have had the foresight to lock up the brain dead Bozo from Bristol, in a mental institution, before she makes a complete arse of herself before, during and after the the Live Leader's Debate tonight.

On reflection though .........

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Air Traffic Over Britain

Can't seem to make it's fucking mind up!

This BA flight from Calgary to Heathrow seems to be in a right two-and-eight. Watch this and all the BA flights trying to get into Heathrow, live at Oh and I thought I spotted an EasyJet flight doing the hokey cokey over the North Sea earlier, too.

Old Holborn says "I smell a flying rat".
He's got a point.

What the fucketty fuck is going on?


Leaders' Debate Live Blog

On Thursday evening at 8.00pm, here on Grumpy Old Twat, we will be live blogging the 2nd Live Leaders' Debate which is being broadcast on Sky News between 8.00pm and 9.30pm.

Will the new boy wonder Nick Cleggover manage to maintain his momentum (fnarr) despite the fact that we've all had a week to study his policies? Will Call Me Dave get his arse in to gear this time and finally show a bit more backbone? Will Gordon just fuck the fuck off! Please?

Come and join in the Leaders' Debate Live Blog which, apart from the opportunity to have your say, promises to be great fun as 10, yes 10 blogs will all be hosting it simultaneously.

This 'chat' collaboration will be between All Seeing Eye, Barking Spider, Biased-BBC, Corrugated Soundbite, Dick Puddlecote, Governmentitus, GrumpyOldTwat, Man Widdecombe, Subrosa and Tory Totty Online, - all excellent and highly recommended blogs. If you haven't been to some of them before then please take this chance to try them out.

To catch the live blogging, come back here on Thursday, April 22nd just before 8pm


Monday, 19 April 2010

Grumpy Old Twat Doesn't Do . . .

. . . road signs but if he did, he'd make a few adjustments to those stop go signs they use at temporary road works. Just to wind some fucks into the BMW drivers that are 'running late' ;-)

Who Are You Voting For?

If you haven't already done so, tomorrow (Tuesday 20th April) is the last day that you can register to vote in the forthcoming General Election. This includes postal votes.

Incidentally, I see that 'vote rigger' Jamshed Khan has been out on the campaign trail, in a key marginal, with Eric Pickles and a couple of shadow cabinet ministers you may have heard of.


Sunday, 18 April 2010

I've Never Voted Lib Dem Before . . .

Incidentally, with reference to Nick Clegg and his spineless absence from the vote on the Digital Economy Bill, Katabasis had this to say in the comments of my last post:
Nick said two days ago: "We did our best to prevent the Digital Economy Bill being rushed through at the last moment."
This is the same Nick Clegg who didn't even bother to turn up for the final vote:
Here is the proof from the public whip
Deletions are already being made.
A post by Muffled Vociferation on the 'disappearing' Downfall videos makes interesting reading, especially as it's only certain versions that are being 'taken down'.

Oh yes, and you won't be surprised to know that this one has had the Digital Economy Bill treatment already.

Clegg. Cunt.
Brown. Cunt.


Nick Clegg The Betrayer

This is the slimy double crossing scumbag who betrayed us big time by voting for the 'Unelected Gordon Brown' Lisbon Treaty, despite promising an EU referendum in the last Liberal manifesto.

There are now extensive, overwhelmingly positive references in the current Liberal manifesto to the UK’s relationship with the European Union, which looks more suited to a totally inconsequential European minnow like Van Rompuy Pumpeys's Belgium, than it does to a Great Britain.

The anti-Churchill of British Politics.


Saturday, 17 April 2010

I Agree With Nick

Following Nick Clegg's new found public popularity, after the first tv leaders' debate, I decided to do a quick google search on the highly probable outcome if it were to continue.

Oh deary fucking me ......

Which just goes to prove, yet again,  that Lord Mangleboys is a damn sight fucking cleverer than Bully Boy Brown will ever be. And he really does know how to get in Gordon, via the back door.

I fear that it may soon be time to reach for the KY.
We are all about to be fucked ...... again.

.WE are all going

Friday, 16 April 2010

Leaders Debate

..... to give give my opinion on the 
" I love Nick, we're all over-rehearsed bollocksathon".

Although I did manage to stay awake. Just.



Thursday, 15 April 2010

Ellie Gellard And Other News

Having launched the Labour Party General Election, Ellie Gellard demonstrates the technique she used to show the PM she was " the girl for the job".

" I like to get it done right first time" she said.

via The Last Of The Few

Your Support Is Needed
As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important. It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 20 million people.

We don't want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward and send it on. Please keep it going!

To show your support for Gordon Brown please go to the end of the list and add your name.

1. Sarah Brown.

via Ampers

Gordon Grabs A Granny

Gordon Brown and his wife Sarah are caught dragging 82 year old Alice Thompson off to a "Labour Voter Holding Centre", after she let slip that she thought Gordon was wonderful. Every vote counts!

via MicroDave

Anagram Of The Day

Election Results  =  Lies Lets Recount

via Joe Public

Icelandic Volcano
Thank fuck for that.
At least it means that the Election is no longer at the top of all the news bulletins but I shall be watching the first debate tonight. Willing Gordon, with every ounce of vin rouge in my veins, to make a complete twat of himself on live TV. One of those hideously false smiles should do the trick ;-)

Incidentally, I heard some twat on the radio today, gleefully announcing that 100,000 tons of CO2 had been saved from the atmosphere, due to all the cancelled air traffic.

So how fucking much CO2 does he think is spewing out of that volcano then?


Gordon Brown Meets The Voters

Is it just me, or is this silver haired pensionable porn queen
just gagging to give Gordon her vote?

And who is that guy (top right) sending a text to,
and more importantly, what the fuck is he saying?

Any ideas ;-)


Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Emergency Broadcast: I Won't Vote

Primark Bikini Aimed At Young Girls

The clothing chain Primark today announced it was to stop selling padded bikini tops for children as young as seven, after widespread criticism that they sexualised young girls.

David Miliband was unavailable for comment but I would suggest to him that, after seeing the above photo, there is no way on earth that any young teenage girl here is going to be remotely sexualised by the sight of that.

Try Thailand.

Damian McBride. Is He Or Isn't He?

Question of the day, so far, has to go to Andrew Neil.....

Notice how quickly Mandelboys steps in to prevent a stumbling Balls from trying to answer the follow up question.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Yeah, right!

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Who Lives In A House Like This?

Let me give you a few clues.

He is forever ranting on the internet about people who receive benefits - despite the fact that his family are in receipt of Incapacity Benefit, Disability Living Allowance, Housing Benefit, Council Tax Benefit and Child Tax Credit.

His disability is the result of years of steroid abuse.

He's U.A.F., New Labour, a Tory, an English Democrat, a blogger, an ex BNP activist and, just for good measure, this grown man poses as a fifteen year old on a teenage chat forum.

If you think that lot is unbelievable . . . . . how about the fact that he's been a British patriot, then a Communist, then a Muslim and now he's a Jew.

Have you got it yet?

Confused Dot Com has got nothing on this fucking nutter.

Monday, 12 April 2010

Ellie Gellard @BevaniteEllie


Morley Chaytor Devine

These three thieving bastards are really taking the fucking piss now. Legal fucking aid? You have got to be Mach 3 vindaloo shitting me. And what has Gordon got to say on the matter? Absolutely bastard well bollocksy nothing. The unelected ring piece reamer is running for cover.....again.

It's the principle. The fucking principle you troughing fuckwits. You don't HAVE to accept legal aid. Even now, you just don't fucking twatting well get it do you. Well I do. I couldn't even be fucking bothered to go into photoshop cuntshop and place the words 'thieving cunts' across your cunting thieving faces. I fucking well give up. I really do.

I'd Rather Not Vote Labour +++Updated+++

Feel free to leave some more suggestions in the comments
or, if you prefer, why not do one yourself and email it in
or leave a link to it in the comments.

Click on image to enlarge and download template

I have now set up a dedicated page
where you can view all the other suggestions.

Keep checking
The 'Rather Not Vote Labour' Poster Page
for all the latest additions ;-)

+++UPDATE 2+++
Looks like MicroDave's world famous
Fiat Panda has had a makeover ;-)


Sunday, 11 April 2010


"They called me a filthy Kaffir" said Galloway,
"and shouted that no one should shake the 'filthy Kaffir's hand"

Oh the sweet irony


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Saturday, 10 April 2010

McKinnon Mother To Stand Against Jack Straw

Janis Sharp, the mother of computer hacker Gary McKinnon, intends to stand as an independent candidate in Jack Straw's Blackburn constituency.

via jailhouselawyer