It's arrived. I've got it.
And doesn't everyone fucking know it.
Especially Pigsy.
Been feeling rough as fuck the last couple of days and have now decided that I have the 'Man Cold'. Serious shit this. I've gone into mega fucking grumpy, old miserable fucking twat mode.
Moaning like it's going out of fucking fashion, I am.
Pigsy keeps saying "Get over it, you miserable old twat, it's only a fucking cold!"
Only a fucking cold!
Fuck off. This is serious, I'm dying
