Peter Mandelson The Third Man

Maybe a little predictable but somebody had to do it,

so it might as well be me .......

Next Unelected PM?

Depending on what Lord FondleBum of Boys decides, the next Prime Minister could well be Alan Johnson. I don't know if he eats his own snot or even if he pisses his own pants but he will certainly be unelected, two faced and incompetent.

Not much change there then.

Gordon's Redactions

Here's a couple of excellent examples of redaction mockery aimed at the unelected, mono eyed, bogey biting, glove puppet of Lord Manmuncher of Fondlecock . . . 

Tip of the pink oboe to Lawson Narse

Tip of the Gimp's mask to Gigits

Lord Mandelson's Ultimate Goal

Meet the Real PM

click pic to enlarge and read the details

No10 pour Homme et pour Femme

click pic to enlarge

The Nokia GB 10

Gordon will definitely be giving his mobile the customary abuse once the Euro Election results start rolling in. Luckily this new model will take all the punishment he can throw at it. It's even waterproof! Especially useful for those 'under pressure' pant pissing moments. 

And if all else fails, which it probably will, he can always give Peter a call. He'll know what to tell him to do. Devious bastard!

Peter Gets Behind Gordon Again