Just wanted to let you know that I have seen your ex-girlfriend shagging:
Lenny Henry
David Miliband
Wayne Rooney
Vernon Kay
Ed Balls
Billy Bragg
Claire Balding
and that twat off the Go Compare adverts.
Also please note that traffic wardens and PCSOs
are very similar to policemen.
Kind regards
The Grumpy Old Twat
ps Douglas Hogg wants to know if he can claim you on his expenses.
