Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Who Lives In A House Like This?

Let me give you a few clues.

He is forever ranting on the internet about people who receive benefits - despite the fact that his family are in receipt of Incapacity Benefit, Disability Living Allowance, Housing Benefit, Council Tax Benefit and Child Tax Credit.

His disability is the result of years of steroid abuse.

He's U.A.F., New Labour, a Tory, an English Democrat, a blogger, an ex BNP activist and, just for good measure, this grown man poses as a fifteen year old on a teenage chat forum.

If you think that lot is unbelievable . . . . . how about the fact that he's been a British patriot, then a Communist, then a Muslim and now he's a Jew.

Have you got it yet?

Confused Dot Com has got nothing on this fucking nutter.


Snarky Basterd said...

All I know is that fucker obviously pissed off the wrong group of bloggers.

Hope you're well, G.O.T. ... and I hope you get that fucker Gordoom out of office next month.

Anonymous said...

You ain't wrong there SB!

I'm good thanks but will be much happier when that unelected fuckwit gets unelected and fucked off on May 6. Mind you, the Conservatives will have to get with the fucking program a bit better if it's going to be so.

Bring On The Revolution said...

I nominate Alan Sugar as the biggest cunt that ever walked this earth, I have just seen that that fuckwitted wanker has made a donation of £400,000 to those fuckwit socialist muzzie-loving coomie cunts that is the Labour Party. What a cunt!!

Anonymous said...

Had to I imageine.I mean he didn't get his Nob leness Baron red ermine thingy for fuck all did he?

Amusing Bunni said...

Gatwad is a cunt, I"m glad you guys are exposing him. He likes to dish it out, but can't take it!

I'll be glad when you get rid of gordoom.

Fidothedog said...

Brilliant, so love this. Shall await his reply.

Barking Spider said...

Nice one, Gotty, I wonder how long it will take him to think up a new tirade consisting of all the same old shite?.... with any luck, he'll be incandescent this time! ;-)

Anonymous said...

They say that you can't judge by appearances and in some cases that's true. But this guy actually looks like the cunt that he so obviously is.

richard said...

"Who lives in a house like this?" Not me, despite what Barking (up the wrong tree)Spider says. Andrew Gatward may well be a nutter, albeit one with a tidy lawn and healthy-looking pets. I don't know, and don't care. But "richard" and Gatward are NOT the same bloke. Anyone who reads my comments on the blogs I enjoy will never detect anything except unequivocal support for the libertarian perspective. CR, GOT, OH, Mr Ish, Leggy, Longrider, James H. and others - yes, B.S. too. Great reading all, and long may it continue.
Mr Gatward may be incandescent; as for me, it ain't my house or address, or published "works". I can't say I like being tarred with the A.G brush, but the mistake isn't mine. Therefore, as the Good Book says, "And the townspeople cryeth, he is but a fool; whereat Jesus did utter and say unto them, that He gaveth not an fuck, yet one way or lo, even unto the other."

Barking Spider said...


I refer you to the answers over at my place.