Saturday, 10 April 2010

Alex Salmond Is Irrelevant

Yes, apparently, he has been described as nothing but "a two-bit player" within the context of the forthcoming UK General Election.

That's as maybe but who on earth would have made such a statement?

Well, fuck me sideways with a large haggis and a year's subscription to Alex Salmond's pork pie and deep fried Mars bar rations, it was none other than Nick Cleggover.

Err . . . . pot, kettle, black I think.


Biffo said...

As an elected First Minister of Scotland, I think Alex Salmond rates a great deal higher that Clegg. Clegg? Who? Oh yes, Clegg whose Party Manifesto stated that the supported an EU Referendum & then did an about turn when it came to voting for one in Parliament. A small-minded, two-bit traitor in my eyes.

Houdini said...

The LibDums started off well but they now look like what they are and that is a bunch of no hopers who will say anything and attack anybody to get a few votes.

The public, just days into the campaign see them as deliberately campaigning negatively against the Tories and sucking up to Labour. The most damaging aspect is them scrabbling about to share power or be the second party instead of being go getting and trying to win. I don't think it plays well and they are on to a loser, and good.

Other than that sober analysis, I must say they are also just a bunch of cunts.

Captain Haddock said...

The LimpDumboTwats are just Socialists who lack the balls to admit as much ..

Like ZaNuLieBore are just Commies with no balls ..

And we know from history what happens to Communist regimes, without a n Army to back them up ..

And if Brown's regime is counting on support from our Army, He's got two hopes .. Bob & none .. and Bob's dead ..

As for Alex Salmonella "elected First Minister of Scotland" .. well whoopy-fucking-doo ..

Oldrightie said...

Halo fucked Vince Cable has called the Business leaders of the UK "nauseating"! More pot and kettle. Standby for "I was mis-quoted" any moment.

Conan the Librarian™ said...

Captain Haddock; it is a big deal for us who live in North Britain.
Wouldn't you like a chance to wipe the slate clean and start again?
Imprison the troughers and tell the party(pick your party)oligarchs that their time was over?

We in Scotland can do that...