Saturday, 26 December 2009

Hangover Cures?

So what's the best cure for that Boxing Day morning hangover? Fucked if I know,  apart from my usual tactic of holding out until lunchtime when 'hair of the dog' seems to do the trick. Subrosa has done a bit of research on the subject and I know which idea I'd prefer to go with this morning, and it's not the fucking wallet draining, crush injury inducing ritual know as the Boxing Day twatting sales.

OR . . .  if you're looking for something a little out of the ordinary, how about this instructional video for an instant cure?

If you're actually brave enough to carry this one out, I guarantee that your mind will be so focussed on the matter in hand (ahem!), that all thoughts of the hangover will completely disappear. As for me? Just the very idea of it was enough to clear my head but I'm still off to have a late morning 'full english'. . . .  just to make sure, you understand ;-)


Anonymous said...

Well whatever the cure is, let me as I had naff all yesterday and today's the day.

Dark Lochnagar said...

Aye right, I haven't even seen the fucker for a few years apart from in the mirror. And I'm going to start down there with a razor. I don't fucking think so!

Dave Cameron said...

Best cure for a hangover is a ride with the Boxing Day Hunt

I'm off to join the Heythrop.

Tally Ho everyone

Anonymous said...


Is that you Undercover again?

Hairy Arsed Bloke said...

Mmmmmm. Maybe I should consider those tips from Gillette for my little 'problem'?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the link Dazed, luv it ;-)

It would seem a lot less hazardous although 'Smooth Arsed Bloke' doesn't have quite the same ring to it (ouch!) somehow ;-)

.243 Win said...

Hangover avoidance, not too difficult : Just keep on topping up from the previous day and then go to guns for a brisk outing in the countryside...

Today's advice brought to you by Heidsieck, Talisker, and Stowford Press.

Cheers, Gotty. All the best for '10

Amusing Bunni said...

Happy Boxing Day, GOT & All. I hope you're not too hung over. Subrosa's tips were great. I hope no one attempts the grooming today, a shaky hand could inflict some injuries, I'd imagine, no matter how tall the tree...hee hee.

PS: I uploaded the masterpiece KenyanFuckWad card you made Gotty, to my YouTube Channel, and sidebar. Snarky Dr. Dave informs me it's going viral!
Well done. I still can't make one, even starting from scratch, guess I'm on a watch list now, oh well.

Here it is, enjoy

banned said...

Nope, that's not going to happen.

Best cure for a hangover? Time.
A hair of the dog just puts the misery off, I discovered this only after several decades of trial and error which is why I only get plastered very rarely these days.

Anonymous said...

You bunch of cissies, use an open razor for the nether regions as I do.