Thursday 1 April 2010

I Am Not Worthy

I'm really not.

Unbelievably, this humble blog seems to have completely failed in its attempts to be truly islamaphobic. Rather shockingly, despite previous posts such as this, this and this, GrumpyOldTwat has completely fucking failed to get on this list.

Yes. That's fucking right!

I am just not FatwaWorthy.


To say that 'I'm disappointed' would be an understatement. How can this be? Surely the fact that I detest British Muslim Fanatics freedom fucking terrorist muzzie cunts, is patently clear. Now, obviously, I'm not suggesting that all Muslims are terrorists but I can say that all terrorists are most certainly Muslim.

Perhaps that's where I'm going wrong.
I'm just being too fucking fair and balanced in my opinion.

Fuck it!
Why isn't G.O.T. on that list?

Perhaps the comments just aren't abusive enough.
Any chance of some help here?


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21 comments:

Ampers said...

These muslim terrs are just not British... w

Ampers said...

Ooops, that should have been:

These Muslim terrs are just not British... what?

Catosays said...

Keep going my son, you will prevail!

Captain Haddock said...

Maybe you should include Ads for Porkie Scratchings etc GOT ..

That should have the desired effect .. Lol

Anonymous said...

BACON BULLETS IN BRADFORD
As opposed to WHITE MAN IN HAMMERSMITH PALAIS?
THROW THE SCUM INTO THE SEA
BRICKBAT

Dick Puddlecote said...

Harry's Place? Are they fucking serious?

Captain Haddock said...

Dick: ..

I just had to look it up ..

I thought for one horrible moment that these twats had issued a Fatwa against Harry Ramsden's .. PMSL

microdave said...

I wonder if there are any muslims in the Question Time audience tonight? Nigel Farage is on the panel, so it could be interesting.....

And HIGNFY is back on in an hour, so that should brighten a dreary evening up.

All Seeing Eye said...

This list is a bit sketchy. The "Battle for Britain" blog went off the air a couple of years ago but is on there.

Frankly they could do much much better if I just sent them my browser bookmark list.

Anonymous said...

How come I can't walk into a bank wearing a crash helmet yet I have to wear one on a bike, but seikhs can wear a turban on a bike and muslims can walk around in a burkah?

We are the only true ethnic minority in this country - male, straight, British, abled bodied, white, christian. You name it, all the others get positive discrimation. What about us, assuming we exist!

Corrugated Soundbite said...

What you need, Anon, is one of Del Trotter's crash turbans.

"I'm just being too fucking fair and balanced in my opinion"

I noticed that in your Tony Blair post over the weekend ;-) I've not heard or witnessed swearing like that since I once forgot an ex-girlfriend's birthday.

I was gutted to find that you now have to sign up for this. Fucking hours of fun when it was open to all!

microdave said...

Bollocks, Farage was on HIGNFY. Richard Littlejohn is on Question Time. You couldn't make it up....

@ Anon 21:45 - As a motorcyclist 30 years ago I suffered discrimination - I could walk into a pub in jeans and tee shirt, but If I tried to enter wearing a leather jacket....

So to any "minorities" who might be offended reading this blog - FUCK OFF, I knew all about discrimination long before you came and abused our hospitality...

Bring On The Revolution said...

No such thing as a "British Muslim" as Pravda Stalinist socialist Labour BBC keeps fucking banging on! Just get rid of the fucking lot of the Muzzie scum, there is NO place whatsover for this so-called "religion of peace" (my fucking arse) anywhere at all in UK territory. If they're not terrorists, then they are theiving lowlife pieces of shit,or paedophile sex pests. Nearly all card frauds or Identity thefts are commited by muzzie cunts! Other criminal activities muzzies are involved in include staged car crashes to defraud insurance companies, then we honest drivers have to pay increased insurance premuims because of those cunts. Just shoot the fucking lot of them, it always has been the Muslim conspricy to Islamify and Talibanise the entire world under their fucking dreadful Sharia Law, so they can take there hideous Hijabs and Buquas and FUCK RIGHT OFF, the only good Muzzie is a fucking dead Muzzie!!!!!

banned said...

Chhers G.O.T., that list led to my rediscovery of

http://www.covert-tactics.blogspot.com/

fucking class banner or what!

Furor Teutonicus said...

9 out of 10 terrorists prefer islam.

FUCK the muslim cunts, damn sand niggers, all of them.

Atheist Ranter said...

Bring On The Revolution: above - I could not have put it better myself. Excellent!

JuliaM said...

It's nice of them to compile such a great guide to blogs I might not have previously come across.

Cheers, guys! ;)

Dr Rowan Williams said...

Apparantly the Paki community keeps arranging marriages between cousins so there's loads of defective mozzies being born, presumably to claim some kind of benefit, then the 'man' can marry another mozzie incubaotr etc etc. I'd die happy if I never heard the following words again MUSLIM, ISLAM, ISLAMIST or see another human capuchin monkey impersonator ever again. Ban the cunts and take of the sword and let's start the crusade proper and do the job properly this time!

Jamaal - Radical Muslim said...

Greetings,

In response.
http://radicalmuslim.blogsome.com/2010/04/03/grumpy-old-twat-watch/

Regards,

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, Grumps! Now you are OFFICIALLY not going to get on the list!!

dogshagger said...

http://www.covert-tactics.blogspot.com

Class website!!!