Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Seedy Gonzales

Fuck me sideways!
The Chavs would make a fortune doing this over here.  And there'd be a drink or two in it for them. No pizza though.

Apparently a 'Mexican entrepreneur', from California, decided to sell his 14 year old daughter. The guy even enlisted the services of a third party to broker the unusual 'wedding' deal.

The price?

$16,000, 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade (some kind of sports drink made by Quaker Oats - WTF!), two cases of wine and six cases of meat.

Unfortunately it all went a bit 'chilli' when the prospective 18 year old bridegroom, of the 14 year old girl, didn't live up to his end of the deal. So the father called the Police.

Oops. Our clever Mexican, in his haste to complain, must have forgotten that his daughter was 4 years under the legal age of consent in California. So it all kicked off.

The police subsequently discovered that the couple hadn't married but they had 'engaged in sexual relations'.  How politely put.

Stupid Yank twats!

Imagine if this had happened over here.
Fuck me. Nanny would have a stroke.

I don't expect social services would be bothered
to stretch out and reach though.

Bone idle twats!

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