Tuesday, 24 March 2009

If Only Gordon Brown Had The Balls

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were recently told to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..

Separately Kevin Rudd, the Australian Prime Minister, angered some Australian Muslims by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. 

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. "
"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom."
"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!"
"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture."
"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us."
"This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'."
"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."
Gordon Brown.
A wanker with no balls.

That is all.


Cate Munro said...

I heard this when it first came out. What an amazing speech. Pity the arseholes in this country haven't got the balls, as you say, to say the same, and stand up for BRITISHNESS! Makes me sick!

Keiichi said...

Um,it is difficult...

Lawson said...

Jaqui has plans to deal with them!

Contest 2 is still being finalised by officials and ministers. Those considered extreme would not be targeted by the criminal law, but would be sidelined and denied public funds.

They're going to be sent to Coventry. (and laughed at.)


May return soon..fuckety fuck. said...

Kevin Rudd, i salute you, sir! its good to know that at least one country in the world is'nt afraid to be polictically fucking incorrect!..do you think that the UK can swap prime ministers?..we can have ballsy rudd and Oz can have pissy pants.

May return soon..fuckety fuck. said...

oh and love the pic of gordoom!..conclusive proof that he is, indeed, a wanker.

banned said...

Great speech by Kevin Rudd, we all know that the snot gobbler won't adopt it but will Dave, or Nick ?

Better still, the Queen at the Opening Of Parliament or even at Christmas " This is Our Land, end if you don't lake it, fork orff ! "

Take care Kevin, you will also be on Jaquis list of those who do not share he 'core' values, wretched bitch.

Anonymous said...

I'd go further every fucking twat who's grandparents were born abroad would be castrated or thrown out of the country and when Saudi permitted drinking (openly)and churches we'd let them stay.I was born in '46 and nobody asked if this bunch of twisted bastards could come into this once great country and fuck it up (but thats enough of racism?? and who mentioned the Germans anyway)

Sue said...

This should be a standard letter handed out before anyone even thinks about coming to a western country with the idea of changing it to suit their values!

Although, I don't think it's worked in Australia. They're having bother too.