Saturday, 27 March 2010

Labour Party Pledge Card

As many have already noted, the Labour Party have just launched another list of promises to break their 5 point 'pledge card' for the forthcoming election. What a load of fucking bollocks. Who the fuck, in their right mind, is going to be taken in by all that shit.

My version is much more believable ......

The original?
That's here but I wouldn't even bother clicking the link.

Click here instead where you'll find 5 pledges
which are much nearer the fucking mark.



The Grim Reaper said...

I bet that Gordon still has Yorkshire Pudding's vote, though...

Anonymous said...

That's a given Grim.
All bets are off ;-)

And to think twats like that are 'teaching' our kids.

Give me fucking strength!

Anonymous said...

Labour promised to exempt "Wet Pubs" and Private Clubs from the Smoking Ban.


This lot want to extend the ban to ALL cars, vested interests is an UNDERSTATEMENT.

Competing interests of the UK Centre for Tobacco Control Studies (UKCTCS).
John Britton chairs the Royal College of Physicians Tobacco Advisory Group and is a member of the board of trustees of Action on Smoking and Health

Peter Hajek undertakes consultancy for and has received research funds from a number of companies developing and manufacturing smoking cessation products.

Paul Aveyard has accepted hospitality from the pharmaceutical industry. He has done consultancy and research work in smoking cessation for Pfizer, McNeil, and Xenova Biotechnology that has led to payments to him and his research account.

Linda Bauld is vice-chair of the Cancer Research UK Tobacco Advisory Group and serves as Scientific Adviser to the Department of Health on tobacco control.

Tim Coleman has, within the last 5 years, done occasional consultancy work for companies that manufacture NRT products (Johnson and Johnson, Pierre Fabre Laboratories). He has also advised a Public Relations company on the strength of the evidence for using Nicobloc as an aid for smoking cessation.

Robert West undertakes research and consultancy for companies that develop and manufacture smoking cessation medications. He has a share of a patent for a novel nicotine delivery device. He is a trustee of QUIT. His research is funded mostly by Cancer Research UK.


Bring On The Revolution said...

The ONLY pledge we want from Brown and the rest of his utterly useless cronieis is to do us all a big favour and that is just to FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Authoritarian twats like "Yorkshire Pudding" are the only reason that I'll swaalow my pride, and cast a vote for anyone other than New Labour filth come election time.

Just to cancel out his.

Anonymous said...

Arthur Negus will be polishing in his grave?

Anonymous said...

Good god anon, you are antique

Anonymous said...

Bollocks. Let's vote Labour. Call-me-dave is yet another lefty progessive. Labour might finally exclude themselves from power and any leftyish alternative be abandoned. JFC It's the only hope I've got left for democracy..

Maverick Ways said...

The Even Newer Labour Pledge Card: