Sunday, 6 June 2010

BBC Give Your Licence Fee A Lift

Let's refresh our memory with a quote from the BBC TV Licence Fee website:
Spending your licence fee
"Most of the new savings will come from being smarter and sharper about how we run the BBC. The savings we generate are being reinvested in high-quality content and new technology for the future."

Now, you probaly already know my feelings about the 2010 World Cup following a recent subtle hint but even so....... what the fucketty fuck is this then:

It's the BBC Football World Cup Studio and it's cost the licence fee payer over a million quid to perch that fucking flat pack box on top of a hospital in Cape Town. All of the BBC live studio coverage will be based there even though most major matches, including the final, are being played 1,000 miles away in Johannesburg.

What the fuck!

And the best bit?

In addition, the BBC have pissed thousands of pounds more, up the wall, because they've especially installed a lift so that their 'star' presenters don't have to climb an extra 3 flights of stairs. Yes that's right, cosseted  thick as shit windbags commentators such as Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, Alan Hansen and Lee Dixon will be using the purpose built penthouse suite lift so that they don't have to mix with the general public riff raff who will be using the stairs.

Then there's the 295 wankers staff they are sending out there for 6 weeks, double that of ITV, and they've even bastard well shipped over an open-top bus to use for *sings* we're all going on a ... summer holiday etc outside broadcasts. Oh, and let's not forget the block booking for 45 key staff at Cape Town’s Mandela Rhodes Place hotel, where rooms cost up to £500 a night!

I'd say that statement at the top of this post isn't worth the fucking keyboard it was typed on. Come on Cameron, sort this fucking useless bunch of cash haemorrhaging bum fuckers out once and for all.

Scrap the Licence Fee now!

That is what you said you'd do isn't it?



Anonymous said...

Couldn't have put it better myself, well said sir.
Glad the BBC have been cunted again too.

Sgt Pepperspray said...

Hear Hear on the BBC cunting. I have personally scrapped the licence fee Gotty, I suggest everyone does the same rather than waiting for "Cast Iron Promise" New Tony. You can guarantee that the official BBC pitch inspection will be carried out by a Half Black/Half Brown one eyed lesbian with a lisp and a limp cunt. I see the jiggaboos have been stampeding each other already and it was only a friendly wait till the fuckin final, it'll be like roots on PHP.

microdave said...

I'll bet a special consignment of Wankers Crisps will be shipped out, as well....

Anonymous said...

Would that be G.O.T.'s Limited Edition Wankers Crisps?

Anonymous said...

Just be glad the world cup did'nt
coincide with Mandelas 100th
birthday,even Eastenders would
have been shunted.

Anyway ,anybody who watches more
than 2 hours telly a day is a an
absolute total tosspot.

The Ferryman

BO's OilSpillBlog said...

What else is government for, G.O.T., but to piss away your money on your side of the pond and fail to plug my damn hole on our side. What a world, I tell ya.

Anonymous said...

They better stay in their fu%^"*& box there are average 92 murders a day in this Paradise.

Jackart said...

When has Cameron promised to scrap the license fee?

Oh. You just made that up.

Houdini said...

The BBC? Licence fee? Lefty homo cunts dominating it?

Don't get me fucking started!

Houdini said...

Jackart, GOT didn't say he would. You obviously lack the simpleton wit to notice the question mark at the end of the sentence. Or don't you know what that squiggly bit with a dot underneath means? Fuck, there I go confusing you again, didn't I? Fuck, and again! (that's a new one, a line with a dot underneath, read slowly and listen, that's called an exclamation mark..woohooo!)


Captain Haddock said...

"Zulus .. fahsands of 'em" ..

With a bit of luck the entire BBC entourage could end up taking an unwilling part in "Isandlwana, the re-make" ..

And its not as if they'd even be any great loss to the world ..

microdave said...

G.O.T. - Sorry, I'd forgotten all about that post. (Old age, or something...) But yes, they would be the ones!

Anonymous said...

It isn't just wasting our money. It's wasting our money and saying "look you cunts how we piss your money away and there is fuck all you can do about it". All they have to do is ocasionally issue piss taking statements about getting value for money.

Houdini said...

This is a good example of the waste and social engineering from the homo nazi lefty cunts...

Beware of Geeks bearing GIFs said...

I hope they don't cut the tv licence otherwise there's a risk that they will bundle it up into general taxation.

At least in its current form it's optional.

If you feel strongly about it, as I do, then cancel your TV licence immediately and let the other gullible mugs pay for it.

Here's the number: 0844 800 6705. Just say you want to cancel your licence, they don't ask you why and if they do, just say you don't watch any more telly.

And you'll feel you've actually done something useful rather than just whinge and doing nothing about it.

Anonymous said...

>If you feel strongly about it, as I do, then cancel your TV licence immediately and let the other gullible mugs pay for it.
Exactly. I've not paid them a penny for over a decade now. If you bin their junk mail, and close the door on their salemen (or better yet, don't open it), there's fuck all they can do. Treat them like a crap double glazing company and tell them to fuck off.

banned said...

I was going to comment on this but I've been too busy counting the £834.23 that I have saved from not paying their squalid fee for five years.